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Ha!  You filthy minded nug humper, you thought this was gonna be about backsides, didn't you?  WRONG!  This is about that other kind of booty, the shiny kind!  Get excited over a schematic you found and just have to share?  Get pissed off after jumping around somewhere for 20 minutes only to find a bloody base level amulet of cunning?  Find something unexpected?  Share it with the BSN! 

 

Here, I'll start.  Ever wondered about that piece of loot during the prologue but never bothered to backtrack and see what it is?  What could it be?!  Keening Blade?  Warden's Crossbow?  Juggernaut Armor?  NO!  It's just some coin. 

 

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Okay, I shared, now it's your turn.  Those bronto lickers over at the DrinkQuisition are at 600+ pages now.  Let's kick their butts!


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Awww...never mind. No booties to be found here.


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Awww...never mind.

 

Same.

Hahahahah

 

Anyway, I found that coin on my first playthrough because I was pretty much walking on that prologue chapter forever trying not to miss anything. Now I just automatically know where everything is ;P.



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Dammit, I was all prepared to join in on the bootyfest with pics too :( But I was really curious what it was so thanks :D



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*Make's Cassadra and Vivianne bend over and pick up all the loot.


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Picking herbs with Solas
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Okay, I shared, now it's your turn.  Those bronto lickers over at the DrinkQuisition are at 600+ pages now.  Let's kick their butts!

 

Are you planning to kick your own booty?  :P


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Awww...never mind. No booties to be found here.


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Speaking of loot, I recently discovered that there's a dead body on a wooden beam in the Winterwatch fortress in the Hinterlands, and after catwalking to it, it's just a got-dang amulet of cunning.
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The disappointment I get from opening the fancy looking chests just to get a few coins and maybe a junk "valuable" item is all too real.

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Speaking of loot, I recently discovered that there's a dead body on a wooden beam in the Winterwatch fortress in the Hinterlands, and after catwalking to it, it's just a got-dang amulet of cunning.

 

^ That's better then what that darn corpse on the beams of that cult castle thingy gave me, especially after "hold position" didn't work and solas knocked me off the beam... twice.. the first time I went for it.



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How disappointing.

I was hoping to see sexy butt.

Umm to keep with topic though.. It really shits me to tears when I kill an enemy and all I get is a useless paragon statue.
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I kinda wish those paragon statuettes were collectibles for a dwarfquisitor's quarters.

Cassandra: You sure like to collect dolls.

Dwarfquisitor: They're paragons! Gaw!


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Okay, I shared, now it's your turn. Those bronto lickers over at the DrinkQuisition are at 600+ pages now. Let's kick their butts!

Traitor. Now I gotta go to the DrinkQuisiton and take a drink.

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Picking herbs with Solas
by ShaylynB
http://shaylynb.devi...Solas-447203098

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Ok...I'm here...on this thread...so.................where is all booty at???

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*Perish the thought and get this thread some a$$ and most likely I'm gonna get banned for it again...nothing new on my front*

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Ok...I'm here...on this thread...so.................where is all booty at???
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*Perish the thought and get this thread some a$$ and most likely I'm gonna get banned for it again...nothing new on my front*
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That nicki gif.... Jesus. Waiting for her nudes tho.

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This thread needs moar booty...lot moar booty 

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That nicki gif.... Jesus. Waiting for her nudes tho.

*I'm gonna get so banned for posting naked Nicki oh well here it goes*

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Speaking of loot, I recently discovered that there's a dead body on a wooden beam in the Winterwatch fortress in the Hinterlands, and after catwalking to it, it's just a got-dang amulet of cunning.

 

Hah! That thing annoyed me for the longest time (probably at least until I got to Halamshiral and found that Halla statue on the beam in the kitchen with those appropriately placed barrels). I thought the 'loot pinger' was having a fit (or the cultists were throwing it off with their weird or something). First time outside of Assassin's Creed I felt my hours spent as an absolute failure as a stealthy person were somehow paying off. ;D

Now...back to your regularly scheduled programming?



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Psh plz no booty can beat this one

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*joins the Bootyquisition*

 

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Vivienne ?!


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Well I came in here because I saw who created this thread -> I knew it's going to be funny and I am not disappointed.


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Vivienne ?!

 

Too much hair.

 

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