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[Salarian Master Race]

I was smart.  I have no kids.

 

But 10 years from now I'll have to change my own diapers.

 

Fair trade?  YOU decide!

[Dunmer of Redoran]

My internet is up **** creek for reasons I can't explain, and this is one of the few sites I can load from my PC. And even then it's loading slowly. Oh well.

[bauzabauza]

well i have a box of hennessy and the intention to drink some  ñ_ñ, besides this infernal outside temperature 36C and 84% humidity x_x so i prefer stay in my druglord bunker at 25C ñ_ñ

[NuclearTech76]

Because I have three kids, a wife, and you fuckers to keep me company.

[nat in the hat]

Gotta be that guy,

 

Is she hot?

I forgot to say that to N7 Spectre, phoenix and paulodeni too

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

Gotta be that guy,

 

Is she hot?

I forgot to say that to N7 Spectre, phoenix and paulodeni too

yes

[laudable11]

At work. My shift ends in nine minutes. Ill be starting ME3MP after a 5 month break.

[nat in the hat]

As hot as the day you met her? lulz


I am just joking

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

I still say yes,or she might let me bleed out.She's a BSNer too,don't forget that.

[nat in the hat]

That's what medi gel is for

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

I can honestly say that we play really good together.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I'm married with two kids, just like Phoenix, and my wife is hot.  Like you round-eyes can tell anyway.

[therealmilkman]

Because I'm busy cluttering up the themed challenge thread with my pitiful silver challenge mewlings. Gotta start somewhere.

 

[PHOEN1XK1NG]

I'm married with two kids, just like Phoenix, and my wife is hot.  Like you round-eyes can tell anyway.

Same.  Well, as hot as she can be after two kids.  She takes good care of herself.  Hot enough that I come home every night! (Not posting pics, so **** off!)  Personality wise, I'd say she probably has more diick jokes than me!  Plus, she doesn't question me when I come home smelling like cocktail sauce!

 

Me?  Let's just say I'm a lazy bastard who has a kick ass metabolism!  I'm unbelievably good looking though, so that's what probably keeps her around. (Haters:  I can't help I was born beautiful, so suck it.)

 

 

 

Round eye?  Nope.  I have special eyes.  Astigmatism to be precise.  Well, ok.  The other eye is round.  You half-win.

 

 

 

 

Edit:  Also...  Hot wives are a crutch.

[SafetyShattered]

Obviously because I have nothing better to do.

 

Although I am recently single, which means I must venture into the outside world once again.

 

Then I can still stay at home and play video games on a Friday night, but it'll be with somebody else and a chance of sex higher than 0%.

 

I'm also recently single. I know them feels brah. And don't count sex out. Maybe someone could break into your house, find you attractive, and offer to bump uglies? You don't know.

 

#positivity

[The NightMan Cometh]

It's my birthday weekend..aka I am drunk and cant help myself.....Also, spreading the word on the Liara Porn Thread-Gate...seriously, we get banned for almost nothing,  yet they post porn on here and their thread is growing.....Is that fair???????

[The NightMan Cometh]

Obviously because I have nothing better to do.

 

Although I am recently single, which means I must venture into the outside world once again.

 

Then I can still stay at home and play video games on a Friday night, but it'll be with somebody else and a chance of sex higher than 0%.

 

Sex is OP and should be Nerfed...Also, playing Deus Ex:Human Revolution...Now, that is a challenge

[Swan Killer]

My ex-girlfriend is OP, she has Snap Freeze and thankfully permanent Tactical Cloak. She used to get pissed when I overloaded her (shields).

She rage quit when I started to nuke other spawns than hers. It's for the better. Her host was laggy anyways.

[Clips7]

I'm at work....i get off in 6 hours....i have to monitor servers and see what you cats are up to....it's hard to multi-task.....

[BioticPulse]

Incoming joke!

Last year a friend of mine, system administrator as myself, changed the application GirlFriend 6.0 by Wife 1.0 and found that the update was not very successful. First of all Wife 1.0 leaves very little system resources for other applications, not only this, but he has also realized that Wife 1.0 is a prolific processor of Babys 1.x, which are additionally consumers of valuable resources.

There was no mention of this particular fact neither from the product manufacters nor in the warranty, altough some colleagues had inform me that this was expectable, due to the nature of the application.

But surprises didn't end up there, additionally Wife 1.0 configures itself so that it always starts when the system is initialized, from where it can monitor the rest of the processes.

My friend is noticing that some applications like: NightOfPoker 10.3, BeerParty 2.5 and PubNight 7.0 no longer can be run, because Wife 1.0 locks the system when they are selected (even so they always worked fine before).

During the installation, Wife 1.0 installs automatically services not desired, like MotherInLaw 55.8 and the DEMO version of BrotherInLaw. The most outstanding effects of these services are the progresive and daily degradation of the system.

My friend is very seriously considering to change the version of the application Wife, but there are some features that he would like to be added to the next version (Wife 2.0), these are:

A "Forget me" button and another for minimizing.
A new option that allows to install Wife 2.0 with an option of "Desinstall at any time", without losing the cache and other valuable system resources.
An option to run the network controller in "promiscuous" mode, that allows to the system to try shareware version of different applications, to have a better knowledge of the market.
I have decided to avoid all the headaches associated with Wife 1.0, continuing with GirlFriend 2.0. Even so, I have found many problems. Aparently you can't install GirlFriend 2.0 on GirlFriend 1.0, you have to desinstall GirlFriend 1.0 first. Additionally, aparently, the versions of GirlFriend have conflicts to share the same I/O (Input/Output) port. The technical support has said me that it is a known bug and that they are looking for some way to bypass the problem, because it seems to be implemented in the kernel (heart) of the application and it is not a good idea to change it.

Even worse, the program to desinstall GirlFriend 1.0 doesn't work very well, leaving unwished traces of the application in the system. Another problem: all the versions of GirlFriend continually give anoying messanges about the advantages of changing to Wife 1.0. After talking again with the service they suggest me to ignore those messages, and when I point that for that solution it was not necessary to phone them, they go back again on the explanation of the former problem (bug in the kernel).

WIFE 1.0 INCOMPATIBILITIES: If you try to install Lover 1.1 before desinstalling Wife 1.0, this erases the files MS-Money, and after it desinstalls itself. Then Lover 1.1 won't install, claiming that system resources are too low. To avoid this effect, try to install Lover 1.1 in a different environment and never run a file transfer application, like LipStickSpot 6.0. Also try to avoid renting applications, because it's known that they can transmit viruses that can affect Wife 1.0. Another solution is to run Lover 1.1 through a network provider with and anonimous name. Once again, avoid viruses that can be accidentally loaded.

[NuclearTech76]

Gotta be that guy,

Is she hot?

I forgot to say that to N7 Spectre, phoenix and paulodeni too

She was a yoga instructor when I met her.

[nat in the hat]

So that's a yes?

You do yoga?

[Paulomedi]

Gotta be that guy,

 

Is she hot?

I forgot to say that to N7 Spectre, phoenix and paulodeni too

 

Yup. And help me the gods if I say otherwise.

[The NightMan Cometh]

Last night???  I was spreading the hatred I feel towards that Liara porn thread for being active while we get ban hammered for doing next to nothing ALL the time...Tonight going to a casino and getting hammered and more than likely banned from there.

[Cyonan]

I'm also recently single. I know them feels brah. And don't count sex out. Maybe someone could break into your house, find you attractive, and offer to bump uglies? You don't know.

 

#positivity

 

I would probably just start laughing about the fact that my real life has just become exactly like the start of a bad porno movie.

 

Sex is OP and should be Nerfed...Also, playing Deus Ex:Human Revolution...Now, that is a challenge

 

Already beat HR on the hardest difficulty while getting the "don't kill anybody" achievement.

 

Getting Foxiest of the Hounds though, that's that real challenge.