You forgot she likes to name her kids after fruit.
Megan I've actually met when she was a lot younger. She used to be a bratty little ****** but she's always been ridiculously hot. (Actually grew up not far from where I went to college)
Lucky bastard...
That aside, I'm impressed someone actually managed to find a clue tree, which lead me to what I was going to originally ask...
Mark, what the hell does "time for you to eat the fruit of the clue tree" mean anyway? Is it a saying that you've translated from another language because that can end pretty badly (as it did). I've never heard anyone say that in all my life and I haven't heard anyone say it since. It's been a year Mark, it's time to tell the people...