David pls.
Eating fruit from the clue tree is the best way to....get a clue.
Oh, so THAT's what it means. I was thinking along the lines of the clueless person consuming this fruit until his belly was so full of clues that he started crapping answers. However, in order to retrieve these answers, he'd have to wade and dig through a gigantic pile of his own feces. That way, the person you recommended eating fruit to would be "elbow deep in some real, true sheit", and you could condescendingly and gladly tell them that, as you hovered triumphantly, maniacally laughing, over their sad, pitiful self, awakened by new revelations.
The sun sets behind you, and your glorious figure shines with the blinding halo that is the sun, and in that moment, the sad, little person looks up at you, sees truth, and his head explodes. Fortunately, within his pockets is just enough money to cover the dry cleaning for your bloodied clothes, plus a little extra for chicken wings and a soda.
Did anyone else think that at first?





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