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#376
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David pls.

 

Eating fruit from the clue tree is the best way to....get a clue.

Oh, so THAT's what it means.  I was thinking along the lines of the clueless person consuming this fruit until his belly was so full of clues that he started crapping answers.  However, in order to retrieve these answers, he'd have to wade and dig through a gigantic pile of his own feces.  That way, the person you recommended eating fruit to would be "elbow deep in some real, true sheit", and you could condescendingly and gladly tell them that, as you hovered triumphantly, maniacally laughing, over their sad, pitiful self, awakened by new revelations.

 

The sun sets behind you, and your glorious figure shines with the blinding halo that is the sun, and in that moment, the sad, little person looks up at you, sees truth, and his head explodes.  Fortunately, within his pockets is just enough money to cover the dry cleaning for your bloodied clothes, plus a little extra for chicken wings and a soda.

 

Did anyone else think that at first?


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Oh, so THAT's what it means. I was thinking along the lines of the clueless person consuming this fruit until his belly was so full of clues that he started crapping answers. However, in order to retrieve these answers, he'd have to wade and dig through a gigantic pile of his own feces. That way, the person you recommended eating fruit to would be "elbow deep in some real, true sheit", and you could condescendingly and gladly tell them that, as you hovered triumphantly, maniacally laughing, over their sad, pitiful self, awakened by new revelations.

The sun sets behind you, and your glorious figure shines with the blinding halo that is the sun, and in that moment, the sad, little person looks up at you, sees truth, and his head explodes. Fortunately, within his pockets, is just enough money to cover the dry cleaning for your bloodied clothes, plus a little extra for chicken wings and a soda.

Did anyone else think that at first?


No. No ones mind is quite like yours.

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No. No ones mind is quite like yours.

Well, excuse me.  I still think I'm right.  I just didn't want Limbs to look too... special.  I'm sure at least 90% of the people thought the same way as me.  It's only natural.


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Well, excuse me. I still think I'm right. I just didn't want Limbs to look too... special. I'm sure at least 90% of the people thought the same way as me. It's only natural.


I apologize. Maybe I need this fruit.
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Oh, so THAT's what it means.  I was thinking along the lines of the clueless person consuming this fruit until his belly was so full of clues that he started crapping answers.  However, in order to retrieve these answers, he'd have to wade and dig through a gigantic pile of his own feces.  That way, the person you recommended eating fruit to would be "elbow deep in some real, true sheit", and you could condescendingly and gladly tell them that, as you hovered triumphantly, maniacally laughing, over their sad, pitiful self, awakened by new revelations.

 

The sun sets behind you, and your glorious figure shines with the blinding halo that is the sun, and in that moment, the sad, little person looks up at you, sees truth, and his head explodes.  Fortunately, within his pockets is just enough money to cover the dry cleaning for your bloodied clothes, plus a little extra for chicken wings and a soda.

 

Did anyone else think that at first?

 

Yeah that was the first thing that ran though my mind too. I'm glad I'm not the only one


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#381
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Yeah that was the first thing that ran though my mind too. I'm glad I'm not the only one

Right??

 

See, Nat?  Elbow deep, my friend.


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Oh, so THAT's what it means.  I was thinking along the lines of the clueless person consuming this fruit until his belly was so full of clues that he started crapping answers.  However, in order to retrieve these answers, he'd have to wade and dig through a gigantic pile of his own feces.  That way, the person you recommended eating fruit to would be "elbow deep in some real, true sheit", and you could condescendingly and gladly tell them that, as you hovered triumphantly, maniacally laughing, over their sad, pitiful self, awakened by new revelations.

 

The sun sets behind you, and your glorious figure shines with the blinding halo that is the sun, and in that moment, the sad, little person looks up at you, sees truth, and his head explodes.  Fortunately, within his pockets is just enough money to cover the dry cleaning for your bloodied clothes, plus a little extra for chicken wings and a soda.

 

Did anyone else think that at first?

I think I did the wrong thing with the fruit, now I'm impregnated. In nine months though, I think I'll give birth to one hell of an idea.



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Oh, so THAT's what it means.  I was thinking along the lines of the clueless person consuming this fruit until his belly was so full of clues that he started crapping answers.  However, in order to retrieve these answers, he'd have to wade and dig through a gigantic pile of his own feces.  That way, the person you recommended eating fruit to would be "elbow deep in some real, true sheit", and you could condescendingly and gladly tell them that, as you hovered triumphantly, maniacally laughing, over their sad, pitiful self, awakened by new revelations.

 

The sun sets behind you, and your glorious figure shines with the blinding halo that is the sun, and in that moment, the sad, little person looks up at you, sees truth, and his head explodes.  Fortunately, within his pockets is just enough money to cover the dry cleaning for your bloodied clothes, plus a little extra for chicken wings and a soda.

 

Did anyone else think that at first?

 

How did I miss this?



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How did I miss this?

Because the fruit of the ****** tree dude!!!!! YOU NEED TO EAT FROM IT!!!!!  :)


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Because the fruit of the ****** tree dude!!!!! YOU NEED TO EAT FROM IT!!!!!  :)

 

This seems to be the answer to everything. I HAVE to find this clue tree and eat its fruit.



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This seems to be the answer to everything. I HAVE to find this clue tree and eat its fruit.

 

That's the plot of Mass Effect 4.

 

They were going to call it Quest for the Clue Tree but the Mass Effect name had more brand recognition.


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That's the plot of Mass Effect 4.

 

They were going to call it Quest for the Clue Tree but the Mass Effect name had more brand recognition.

 

Gonna have to preorder it now. Can't wait.


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Gonna have to preorder it now. Can't wait.

 

You should add it to your sig.


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This tree of clues sounds suspicious, we should probably kill it with fire to be safe. 



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This tree of clues sounds suspicious, we should probably kill it with fire to be safe. 

 

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