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[Dunmer of Redoran]

I would've loved a Low-Gravity map like Heretic Station where things go flying around when ragolled.

 

Have fun reviving teammates as they float into the ceiling.

[Quarian Master Race]

I would've loved a Low-Gravity map like Heretic Station where things go flying around when ragolled.

 

Have fun reviving teammates as they float into the ceiling.

see, now I just have the mental image of a previously charging Krogan floating through the air, flailing about while vocalizing "THEY....got....me" 

[Bud Halen]

Slow-motion dream sequences in a dark, desolate wooded area.  The lobby chases the elusive kid with the flammable hoodie around.

 

MP Coop planet scanning action?  Better not run out of fuel, noobz

[Dunmer of Redoran]

see, now I just have the mental image of a previously charging Krogan floating through the air, flailing about while vocalizing "THEY....got....me" 

I just read that aloud in the Krogan voice. And laughed.

 

Well fought!

[RidiculousMammal]

yeah it's probably a good thing that they never made a Voyager movie. TNG ones were cheesy enough to solve world hunger via quesadillas.

 

  The only one on that show that was a decent actor was the guy who played the EMH.  Everyone else seems so out of place.  I didn't buy them in their role.  Also, Chakotay... are you an alien or a native american with bad decision making skills on where to locate your tattoo?  I was never clear on that. 

 

  And yes, I agree that all TNG movies were corny.  The only decent one was First Contact- and that was also horribly flawed.  It had a good premise and solid intro, but the movie went into the dumps by the 3rd act.

 

  Speaking of which, corniest thing in First Contact?  Phasers uneffective against Borg once they adapt their shields.... but a Tommy Gun from the 1930s = perfect Borg stopper.  That is just sound technology logic

[nat in the hat]

Didnt Voyager have an episode where a couple of crew members were turned into lizard things and had babies?

[Dalakaar]

Slow-motion dream sequences in a dark, desolate wooded area.  The lobby chases the elusive kid with the flammable hoodie around.

The picture of the krogan chasing the starchild still makes me smirk. (Also a good avatar for Krogan Supremacy.)

 

 

MP Coop planet scanning action?  Better not run out of fuel, noobz

They actually have a form of this in Star Citizen, or so I am told. Not sure if like or not. =/

[Dalakaar]

Didnt Voyager have an episode where a couple of crew members were turned into lizard things and had babies?

How is Star Trek Online offering a new expansion on Steam Front-page? When didn't it die out? I could've sworn it did that between before and right now.

 

Also I'm pretty sure you're right.

[Aetika]

Didnt Voyager have an episode where a couple of crew members were turned into lizard things and had babies?

 

We are not talking about that episode, it doesn´t exist!

[Salarian Master Race]

We are not talking about that episode, it doesn´t exist!

 

That entire series doesn't exist.  Star Trek ended with Captain Sisko saving the Alpha Quadrant from the Dominion.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Didnt Voyager have an episode where a couple of crew members were turned into lizard things and had babies?

 

Yup, Janeway and Paris. Because Transwarp mutates humans or something. Oo

[LuckyStarr]

Enterprise is THE Star Trek series as far as I'm concerned.

[Quarian Master Race]

  The only one on that show that was a decent actor was the guy who played the EMH.  Everyone else seems so out of place.  I didn't buy them in their role.  Also, Chakotay... are you an alien or a native american with bad decision making skills on where to locate your tattoo?  I was never clear on that. 

 

  And yes, I agree that all TNG movies were corny.  The only decent one was First Contact- and that was also horribly flawed.  It had a good premise and solid intro, but the movie went into the dumps by the 3rd act.

 

  Speaking of which, corniest thing in First Contact?  Phasers uneffective against Borg once they adapt their shields.... but a Tommy Gun from the 1930s = perfect Borg stopper.  That is just sound technology logic

Chakotay is actually even dumber than that. IIRC (because I'm never rewatching the terrible first few seasons of Voy) Native Americans used to get visited by aliens, until white people arrived and killed them all. Some ham fisted social metaphor, I'm sure.

Yes, First Contact was almost a good movie, but went off the goddamn rails about halfway through. The Borg queen was the most retarded idea ever, until they decided to have her bang Data, which then became the most retarded idea ever until they made Insurrection and Romulan Tom Hardy.

The problem with the Borg in every Star Trek plot is that they're grossly overpowered, so the solution to defeating them is inevitably something retarded like putting them to sleep, shooting them with an ancient weapon that they should just laugh at, or showing them the power of love. Still a way better execution of a collective intelligence than the geth, tho.

 

That entire series doesn't exist.  Star Trek ended with Captain Sisko saving the Alpha Quadrant from the Dominion.

QFMFT. Kirk v Picard is actually a trick question, because the answer is  Sisko. Those two former wussbags never  nuked a planet or orchestrated a political assassination.

 

Yup, Janeway and Paris. Because Transwarp mutates humans or something. Oo

It's actually even more retarded. Somehow, it accelerated evolution, which means sapient primates get turned into ****** alligators because reasons.

 

Enterprise is THE Star Trek series as far as I'm concerned.

Goddamn it you are the most fantastic troll in history. Teach me your ways senpai.