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Why can't men and women just be friends?


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#126
Johnnie Walker

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Cause women nag too much.



#127
ruggly

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Cause women nag too much.

 

Does it make up for it that I can make my own sandwiches?



#128
Johnnie Walker

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Does it make up for it that I can make my own sandwiches?

 

Shush, Ruggles. U no wimmiz! You're a female.



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breakdown71289

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It's simple, tell her you're not interested in her as a potential partner. Repeat as necessary. If she still doesn't budge......well then.....

 

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Jock Cranley

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It's simple, tell her you're not interested in her as a potential partner. Repeat as necessary. If she still doesn't budge......well then.....

 

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I actually find that telling an attracted undesirable that I am only attracted to specific minorities works pretty well.



#131
mybudgee

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I actually find that telling an attracted undesirable that I am only attracted to specific minorities works pretty well.

I can never remember - am I attracted to women with daddy issues or are they attracted to me?
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#132
Kaiser Shepard

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Does it make up for it that I can make my own sandwiches?

 

Make up for it? Please, that's the very first requirement. No reason to even bother with a woman who can't prepare a tasty meal to begin with.



#133
Jstatham1227

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seems like I get a lot of women with family issues/depression.......



#134
Kaiser Shepard

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seems like I get a lot of women with family issues/depression.......

 

How predatory of you~


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#135
breakdown71289

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Make up for it? Please, that's the very first requirement. No reason to even bother with a woman who can't prepare a tasty meal to begin with.

 

 Talk about harsh....geez.  <_<



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Jock Cranley

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Make up for it? Please, that's the very first requirement. No reason to even bother with a woman who can't prepare a tasty meal to begin with.

 

"The shortest way to a man's heart is through his stomach"

 

How predatory of you~

 

If you are not the predator, you are the prey


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#137
Jstatham1227

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How predatory of you~

 

no, it's not intentional at all. It just happens. I consider myself to be overally nice actually. Like "i'm not gonna break of the relationship cause I'll look like the bad guy" sort of nice. It's pretty crazy. 



#138
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You people, I swar.

 

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#139
Dio Demon

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seems like I get a lot of women with family issues/depression.......

I get the bitches... not female dogs. Ones that don't really seem to care about you beyond lip service,



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Jock Cranley

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I get the bitches... not female dogs. Ones that don't really seem to care about you beyond lip service,

 

It could just be your selection in women.



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mybudgee

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I, personally, love lip service

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Dobby

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What's lip service?



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Jstatham1227

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frankly, "women" is just starting to become my standard. 



#144
Dio Demon

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It could just be your selection in women.

Maybe it's the only type of women that'll go out with me XD



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ruggly

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Shush, Ruggles. U no wimmiz! You're a female.

 

I no wimminz?

 

Make up for it? Please, that's the very first requirement. No reason to even bother with a woman who can't prepare a tasty meal to begin with.

 

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#146
Kaiser Shepard

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*snip*

 

That's deep, spoken like a true master of the kitchen.

 

 

 

What's lip service?

 

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Jstatham1227

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kissing or....................more?



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Dobby

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Yeah.. that picture didn't really explain it.


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mybudgee

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What's lip service?

its when your woman serves you, with her lips. preferably first thing in the morning, followed by breakfast in bed

... Miss my ex

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You guys just don't get it. Do what I mean.
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