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[David Diablo]

Make this thread you speak of. And I believe its 48 likes in 24 hours

 

I actually have likes again... Something doesn't add up...

 

[DaemionMoadrin]

My girlfriend is bi and has told me a few times she'd like one of us to bring a girl home to play with. She's working on a cute native girl currently I think.

 

Good times.

 

My bi girlfriend's lesbian girlfriend is one of my best friends and hangs out with me all the time (right now she's lying on my bed, reading comics and making snarky comments at my ME3 gameplay), so technically I have two girlfriends... it's just a lot more work scheduling everything. No fun to come home early to surprise her only to get nearly kicked out because they are ****** like bunnies again.

[David Diablo]

My bi girlfriend's lesbian girlfriend is one of my best friends and hangs out with me all the time (right now she's lying on my bed, reading comics and making snarky comments at my ME3 gameplay), so technically I have two girlfriends... it's just a lot more work scheduling everything. No fun to come home early to surprise her only to get nearly kicked out because they are ****** like bunnies again.

 

 Why not just join them?

[nat in the hat]

Oh yeah sure. I am dating this smoking hot chick too that likes to munch carpet and doesn't care if I screw other chicks. In fact she likes it. She likes to watch. I'll bust off in a girl and she'll clean her up with her tongue. She then lets me bang her hot milf of a mom and smoking sister. Sometimes I get a family four way going.

[DaemionMoadrin]

 Why not just join them?

 

Because a. one of them isn't into me that way, b. they have a completely different dynamic in their relationship (I prefer to see my gf in a different position) and c. because threesomes are too much work if you want to please both at the same time.

 

Also, if they say no, they mean no.

[nat in the hat]

Because a. one of them isn't into me that way, b. they have a completely different dynamic in their relationship (I prefer to see my gf in a different position) and c. because threesomes are too much work if you want to please both at the same time.

Also, if they say no, they mean no.

[DarkOrgasm]

Oh yeah sure. I am dating this smoking hot chick too that likes to munch carpet and doesn't care if I screw other chicks. In fact she likes it. She likes to watch. I'll bust off in a girl and she'll clean her up with her tongue. She then lets me bang her hot milf of a mom and smoking sister. Sometimes I get a family four way going.

Didnt brazzers make a video of that?

[Creator Limbs]

And this is why I laughed in the face of someone who told me that BSN mods are too strict

[DaemionMoadrin]

And this is why I laughed in the face of someone who told me that BSN mods are too strict

 

I don't think there's anything in this thread that violates the board rules... unless someone gets offended by sex talk and reports it to a mod.

[nat in the hat]

I don't think there's anything in this thread that violates the board rules... unless someone gets offended by sex talk and reports it to a mod.

Oh I'm sure I'll get a warning and/or suspension. With my remark taken down

[David Diablo]

Because a. one of them isn't into me that way, b. they have a completely different dynamic in their relationship (I prefer to see my gf in a different position) and c. because threesomes are too much work if you want to please both at the same time.

 

Also, if they say no, they mean no.

 

[DaemionMoadrin]

Oh I'm sure I'll get a warning and/or suspension. With my remark taken down

 

Which one? I don't see anything missing...

[David Diablo]

I don't think there's anything in this thread that violates the board rules... unless someone gets offended by sex talk and reports it to a mod.

 

There's been a spat of posts getting removed and people getting banned for nothing lately. I've had 2 warning points in a couple of days personally. I'm amazed I haven't been banned since I got... banned... 

[Creator Limbs]

I don't think there's anything in this thread that violates the board rules... unless someone gets offended by sex talk and reports it to a mod.

 

I mean, i'm offended tbh but I'm not about to make it into a thing.

[acicm2]

I mean, i'm offended tbh but I'm not about to make it into a thing.

 

then why are reading this thread?

 

[Creator Limbs]

Because the offense is quite recent.

 

So chill the fuck out kid.

[nat in the hat]

Because the offense is quite recent.

So chill the fuck out kid.

Was it my post?

[acicm2]

Because the offense is quite recent.

 

So chill the **** out kid.

 

did the offense happen when you opened the salt factory? I might need some for the black ice on the roads.

[Creator Limbs]

I don't sell road salt.

 

get out of my factory.

[therealmilkman]

I'm surprised this one stayed on topic as long as it did.

 

[acicm2]

 

limb, when you gonna let me take you to Disney world?

[Creator Limbs]

limb, when you gonna let me take you to Disney world?

 

never, kiddo.

[acicm2]

never, kiddo.

 

 

man, after all these years you still saying no.

[Creator Limbs]

You know what fuck it, let's go next weekend.

[nat in the hat]

The bunny ranch > disney world.