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[PHOEN1XK1NG]

The most disturbing part is how close together her two holes are.

Just in case you have bad aim, or jump a little when she screams...

 

 

 

Actually, now all that screaming makes sense.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Here is picture # 381 from ME3MP album # 12

 

You can see I, Batarian machismo, get very jealous when I discover my Phantom girlfriend cheating on me with a lowly Assault Trooper.  My girl says, "Nooo, stop!" but I spanked him good.  Then I spanked her good.  Oh look!  There is QMR in the background!  Haha he play a geth.  Exposed!

 

 

Now QMR will need security services to help keep the paparazzi and autographees back.

 

You can be this famous, too!  Let's play sometime!

[Dobbysaurus]

I had instagram once. Had to delete it. Got tired of seeing pictures of girls like this

 

[BurningLiquor]

 

*snip*

 

 

QMR playing a Geth character? The end truly is nigh.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Here is picture # 12 from album # 583

 

I always wanted to be a proctologist, so I practice on Atlas.  You don't need a license to practice on mechs.

 

 

^^ Claymore so beauty!

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Also do you wanna build a snowman?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Here is picture # 583 from album # 12

 

Vorcha Master Baits caught these two Cannibals fishing off the scenic area on Jade.  He never like to lose, so he show them size of fish he caught and scream, "RRAAAAAAGH!! I CATCH REAL FISH!!! THIS BIG FISH!!  ONE FISH, TWO FISH, RED FISH, BLUE FISH!!!!"

And then he incinerate them lol.

 

 

Cannibal not look tasty, but they go well with fresh fish.

 

Now Vorcha Master Baits most popular Vorcha in every lobby.

 

Come play with me!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

 

Also do you wanna build a snowman?

Go away, Anna!

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Go away, Anna!

It doesn't have to be a snow man....

[Teabaggin Krogan]

OK fine, would you help me hide a body?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

OK fine, would you help me hide a body?

Okay, Anna.  Meet Olaf.  He's good at digging in the snow.

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Oh well,**** it 

oh wait Elsa is that you!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Just Let It Go...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Here is picture # 456 from Album # 654

 

I don't know if anyone's noticed this, but there are no bathrooms on Firebase White.  There are, however, two holes at the bottom of the stairs leading to the landing pad.  My squad had to take turns by drawing straws.  It is sad and ungentlemanly to make the lady Asari wait, but there is no gender in war or bowel movements.

 

 

I am playing the Human Soldier, and I didn't notice the Salarian so covetously staring at my... "equipment".  Haha jealous frog.  That is FasterThanFTL btw.  

 

He is actually eyeing my missiles, as he wants them for wave 11.  

TechnoTurian is upset because he has Marksman on, so the rate of fire in his stomach is practically exploding out of his butt.  Hope he's not spec'd for radius!  I just got my armor washed!

 

Come play with me!  I'll make you famous!

[BurningLiquor]

Isn't FTFTL on PC? Do you play on PC, Jack?

[nat in the hat]

Jack these pictures and stories are the greatest thing to grace BSN

[kouzrah]

Stop it, I am running out of likes!

 

(Just kidding, you can continue I still have plenty)

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Isn't FTFTL on PC? Do you play on PC, Jack?

The magic of Instagram reaches across all platforms, just like alcohol, my friend.

 

Do you have Instagram?

[BurningLiquor]

The magic of Instagram reaches across all platforms, just like alcohol, my friend.

 

Do you have Instagram?

 

N-no... But I wanna play... 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Here is picture # 314 from album # 314.  Because of number, I call it magic pie picture.

 

As you can see here, there is one last Assault Trooper at the end of the wave.  Nat in the Hat (the Asari) and I were about to heavy melee him to death, but he put out his hands and ask us to stop.  We listen to his story, and he apparently has a passion for magic, and Cerberus is only his day job.  He held out a deck of cards and proceeded to show us a trick.  The picture shows me picking a random card.  This trick is amazement and astonish!

 

After I pull the card and show Nat, and only Nat, the Trooper then explodes his own head and continues to talk!!! How did he do that?  And he screams (without a head, mind you), "Man down!" 

 

Nat and I lol'd

 

But then his voice continued with "3 of Muthaf*ckin Spades, b*tches!"

 

Nat and I applaud him as he lie motionless.  He may be a one trick pony, but what a trick!!

 

Now Nat tours the country with many magician, like David Blaine and Penn and Teller!

 

My Instagram can do it for you too!

 

Now I have 16 followers!  Think of the possibili-  scratch that. 17  - ties!

[nat in the hat]

Id go gay for you jack

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Id go gay for you jack

Promises, promises.  Please tell David Copperfield I said Hi, that's all.

 

Look, I dropped my keys!  *picks them up with straightened knees*  *waits 10 seconds*

 

You liar.

[FasterThanFTL]

Assault Trooper was doing demonic magic.

[nat in the hat]

Sorry its not that I don't find you attractive, its just I got whiskey dick going on right now