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[BurningLiquor]

Sorry its not that I don't find you attractive, its just I got whiskey dick going on right now

 

Excuses, excuses.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Assault Trooper was doing demonic magic.

Aren't all magicians apostles of the Dark Lord anyway?  Of course, I speak of Lord Voldemort, not Satan.  Satan is very busy these days, shipping back everything that was supposed to be sent to Santa.  Haha dyslexics.

[BurningLiquor]

Aren't all magicians apostles of the Dark Lord anyway?  Of course, I speak of Lord Voldemort, not Satan.  Satan is very busy these days, shipping back everything that was supposed to be sent to Santa.  Haha dyslexics.

 

I think I'm about to run out of likes at this rate... But I can't help it...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I realize that I have been posting a lot without really sharing much of myself.  It is important for potential subjects to be comfortable with the artists.

This is me and my pet, Springsteen.  Yes, he is a Cannibal, but look at how cute he is!  It is like an improvement on Batarians, tbh.

Springsteen loves to play fetch.  Look at him jump!  Ahahaha, he loves that ball.

 

 

I am just hiding because I just woke up, no filter.  I hate how I look!

 

I love all types of pets and animals, and I love to make you famous!  Let's play sometime!

[acicm2]

I realize that I have been posting a lot without really sharing much of myself.  It is important for potential subjects to be comfortable with the artists.

This is me and my pet, Springsteen.  Yes, he is a Cannibal, but look at how cute he is!  It is like an improvement on Batarians, tbh.

Springsteen loves to play fetch.  Look at him jump!  Ahahaha, he loves that ball.

 

 

I am just hiding because I just woke up, no filter.  I hate how I look!

 

I love all types of pets and animals, and I love to make you famous!  Let's play sometime!

 

 

people still use those annoying notification?

 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

people still use those annoying notification?

 

 

Do you have Instagram?

 

PS.  That's a great gif!  I love Justin Bieber!  

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Look, it's me again!  Hello!

 

This action-packed picture is # 699 from ME3MP Album # 420

 

This is my first game with ProstheticLimbs.  She has Instagram too!  The games were very smooth and easy.  

 

 

You may be wondering what is going on with the picture if it the game was so smooth and so easy.  Near the end of wave 9, she turned to me and asked me to pull her finger.  If she ask you, please say no.  I lost my weapon, my missile launcher, 3 ops packs, and my medigel was on fire.  I still lol'd

 

I wasn't sure she was really female until this explosion.  It was very powerful, but it smell like roses, lavender, baby powder, and chicken pot pie.  This scent cannot originate from a man.

 

Now she is national spokesperson for Gas-X!  Such proud!  So joy!

 

If you are not as idiotic as Kristen Stewart, who says "Fame is the worst thing in the world" (try playing ME3MP with a troublesome prosthetic limb), then play with me sometime!  This could be you!

[Excella Gionne]

Look, it's me again!  Hello!

 

This action-packed picture is # 699 from ME3MP Album # 420

 

This is my first game with ProstheticLimbs.  She has Instagram too!  The games were very smooth and easy.  

 

 

You may be wondering what is going on with the picture if it the game was so smooth and so easy.  Near the end of wave 9, she turned to me and asked me to pull her finger.  If she ask you, please say no.  I lost my weapon, my missile launcher, 3 ops packs, and my medigel was on fire.  I still lol'd

 

I wasn't sure she was really female until this explosion.  It was very powerful, but it smell like roses, lavender, baby powder, and chicken pot pie.  This scent cannot originate from a man.

 

Now she is national spokesperson for Gas-X!  Such proud!  So joy!

 

If you are not as idiotic as Kristen Stewart, who says "Fame is the worst thing in the world" (try playing ME3MP with a troublesome prosthetic limb), then play with me sometime!  This could be you!

You should try dodging a Reaper instead:

[Learn To Love Yourself]

You should try dodging a Reaper instead:

 

Is this from your Instagram account?  If not, please stay on topic... or play with me sometime!  I'll make you famous!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Oh, hello there.  I didn't see you come in.  Make yourself comfortable.

Me?  I was just flipping through album # 712, reminiscing about some of the wonderful games I've played.  For example, take a look at picture # 1,257

 

 

Here is display of beauty of Heavy Melee of Asari Huntress of Jugger of Nuggs.  It was so entertaining!  If you are ever planning a trip to Palaven, I suggest Nuggs as a companion (for many reason cha chaaa).

 

For this game, we end up playing vs Geth (yuck!).  During the whole match, Nuggs run around and heavy melee only.  Every time he do it, he screams "Don't F*CK with Aria!"  And he time it so the "F*CK" happens right at the climax of the heavy melee.  SO EXCITEMENT!  So climax control impressive!  Such entertain to see Geth flying into orbit left and right, like Cirque du Soleil in space!  I'll take two tickets to that show any day!  Wouldn't you?  

 

It interesting that only geth Nuggs avoid kill was Pyro.  I died on wave 7 (sync killed by Prime), and Nuggs was force to kill last Pyro, and he didn't shout the usual.  He say instead, "Happy MOTHERS day, biatch!"  

I still don't understand the connection between Pyro and Huntress.  But anyway, as you can see from the picture, most of the energy emanates from Azure, the nether regions.  This explain such power of the Asari heavy melee.  No man can withstand!

 

Well, I am happy to say to you that as result of this picture, Jugger Nuggss is regular presenter at the Golden Globes and has also been offered a role in writing Aria's dialogue in a new ME game, which is a side story, but you didn't hear it here!  Shhhhh  

 

Do you have Instagram?  Do you want to be famous?  Send me a friend request!  I can do this for you!

 

 

[DaemionMoadrin]

Your drugs must be awesome.

[DaemionMoadrin]

I found the perfect artistic movie for you:

 

[Creator Limbs]

I don't even know what to say right now.

[Quarian Master Race]

QMR playing a Geth character? The end truly is nigh.

Good thing that it is untrue.

much like my face, that image is photo from the internet

http://pixshark.com/...multiplayer.htm

and really, a geth with a Striker? 
 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I found the perfect artistic movie for you:

 

That looks AWESOME!!

 

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Do you have Instagram?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I don't even know what to say right now.

True art tends to leave people speechless.  Also, a picture is worth a thousand words.  Maybe you need to expand your vocabulary?  

 

Just kidding.  Let's play again sometime!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Good thing that it is untrue.

much like my face, that image is photo from the internet

http://pixshark.com/...multiplayer.htm

and really, a geth with a Striker? 
 

Don't be shy.  I made you famous!

[Teabaggin Krogan]

That movie trailer cracks me up every time.

Yup,hot Viking chick with an Uzi..why the **** not.

[Heldarion]

Sorry bae, I don't have Instaram

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Sorry bae, I don't have Instaram

Well, get it!  Unless, of course, you're allergic to fame and power!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Hello, Friends!

 

Here, I present to you picture # 1212 from album # 3434!  Ain't she a beaut?

I played this game with smeckie, who was the strapping, young Paladin, pictured below.  He rigged his omnishield to be both a metal detector and a credit chit collector.  Hahah, you might say he is a real Collector Captain now lol!

Anyway, you can see it pulling in credit chits from the ground here.  People often lose their chit when something crazy happens, a lot of the time on stairs.  Watching this all game made me lose my chit too!  No chit!

 

Well, I guess he does it to feed his addiction.  He used to be called "smackie", but the "a" on his keyboard broke, so he had to change his name.  If he calls you an Esshole, you now know what he meant.  You just might lose your chit too!  Bahaha

 

I wanted to get more action pics of him, but he was spraying his white ooze in between chit stomping, and the camera got covered with the stuff.  I couldn't clean it off, so I only have pics from the first wave.  I wish I had audio, because he yells like Tarzan whenever he sprays.  It's really majestic, like if a Unicorn could tap dance.

 

Anyway, he's clean now, so he doesn't go chit stomping anymore, nor is obsessed with chits anymore (a real chit for brains), and he even travels the galaxy, spreading his story, and his goo!  People are now throwing their chit at him left and right!  Too bad he modded his omnishield for finding chits instead of blocking them, because he got pegged real bad and became kinda chit faced.

 

I can make you famous too!  Let's play sometime!

[smeckie]

Jeck Crepper your my fevorite poster! I wish I hed the story telling skill like you. You meke coming to the forums enjoyeble. Thenk you for meking me femous. I know you chiteeters ere jeelous.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Jeck Crepper your my fevorite poster! I wish I hed the story telling skill like you. You meke coming to the forums enjoyeble. Thenk you for meking me femous.

lol enytime!  I hope the pepeprezzi don't heress you too much!  

You were one of my fevorite subjects!  So photogenic!

 

Let's Instegrem leter and pley egein!

[smeckie]

I cen't weit until leter to instegrem with you! Thet's it Weylon I'm leeving you for Jeck Crepper, he instegrems with me.