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[Learn To Love Yourself]

I cen't weit until leter to instegrem with you! Thet's it Weylon I'm leeving you for Jeck Crepper, he instegrems with me.

Who is this Weylon??  Does he have Instegrem??

[nat in the hat]

Who is this Weylon??  Does he have Instegrem??

Weylon Jennings of course

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Weylon Jennings of course

Oh, then I cannot blame smeckie.

[smeckie]

Who is this Weylon??  Does he have Instegrem??

Weylon is my old ****** Jugger Nuggss. I'm pretty sure he's been instegrems with elot of people behind my beck, he's e ******. Limbs hes been sniffing eround letely by offering him good times et Disney Lend.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Weylon is my old ****** Jugger Nuggss. I'm pretty sure he's been instegrems with elot of people behind my beck, he's e ******. Limbs hes been sniffing eround letely by offering him good times et Disney Lend.

Nuggss?? Now I regret meking him femous

I think the feme got to him, like Tiger Woods end Kobe Bryent.  

 

Wow, I never reelized Nuggss wes such en eccomplished singer...

[Alfonsedode]

i wanna pfay too !!!! didn t have any **** finding instagram, where is it ? do i need a better pic?

[Creator Limbs]

Weylon is my old ****** Jugger Nuggss. I'm pretty sure he's been instegrems with elot of people behind my beck, he's e ******. Limbs hes been sniffing eround letely by offering him good times et Disney Lend.

 

It'd be THE BEST time, ok.

[NuclearTech76]

WTF is an instagram? 

[kouzrah]

Jeck Crepper your my fevorite poster! 

This, with a bit more A's and less E's.

[Creator Limbs]

WTF is an instagram? 

 

a pretty popular app for smartphones that allows you take and edit pictures and upload them with a bunch of ridiculous tags like #justgowithit #yolo

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

WTF is an instagram? 

Something that was trendy a couple years before ME3 came out.

[Creator Limbs]

#stilltrendy #stayold

[NuclearTech76]

#stilltrendy #stayold

Are you making fun of me limbs with your fancy interwebz, new age, wizardry? 

[Creator Limbs]

Are you making fun of me limbs with your fancy interwebz, new age, wizardry? 

 

you noticed

[Learn To Love Yourself]

It'd be THE BEST time, ok.

^^ just don't pull her finger.

[NuclearTech76]

you noticed

I have ample experience being the target of female ridicule. I work with four nurses and have a woman for a boss so yeah.

[ajscott819]

WTF is an instagram?

I always thought it was a dealer who was really speedy and delivered.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Oh, hello there.  Come on in for a dip!  The thread is nice and warm... mmmmmm...

 

While you're here, take a look at picture # 867 from album # 5309, which I titled "Jenny".  Although this bears a striking resemblance to an area on Dagger, it is actually the lake on the Presidium, as seen through the glass floor in one of the rooms in Club Flux.  Burning Liquor (Fury) is sprawled face down in a puddle of his own Annihilation Field.  He and I (Krogan no Shaman) decided to kick back and have some fun at Flux, and after a few too many Ryncol & Grape Koolaid cocktails (Oh yeah!), you can see the result.  You can really see the Rynkoolaid fumes spewing out of his pores, which is basically what AF is.  Now you know where he got the name Burning Liquor from!

 

 

 

I couldn't pass up this opportunity for a classic photo at the end of the night.  You should see what I drew on his mask ahahahaha.  I'll give you a hint... it rhymes with Recalculating Venus... pffffft!  Funny thing is, there was already one there on the forehead, which is probably why Furies wear hoods!

 

Unfortunately, Burning Liquor's Annihilation Field lived up to its name and killed all the fish on the Presidium (who knew??).  Well, he decided to turn a bad situation around, and he opened up a sushi restaurant, which is now the most popular spot on the Citadel!  Even Shepard endorsed it!  You know what they say, "When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic".  Truth.

 

Anyway, I wanted to let you guys know that it's not always business with my Instagram account.  We have fun, too!  Let's play sometime!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Can you make me and my goat famous?

Do you have Instagram?  Let's play sometime!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Oh, hello, neighbor! Come right in!  I just finished making some fresh guacamole!

 

Speaking of Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer and Instagram (which I like to affectionately combine into "Mass Effagram"), sorry I haven't posted for a while.  I've been traveling the world with nothing but a camera, a pocket full of passion, some determination, and a claymore with an omniblade and tripod attachments.  Take a look at the below, picture # 1337 from album # 101.  This picture was taken in a nightclub in Florence, Italy, called "It'sa Me, Mareactor!".  It was faantastic!

 

 

 

I finally got to meet Deerber, the Drell Vanguard here, and we were just relaxing, having a few frosty beverages.  All of a sudden, this Pyro bumps into our table, drenching Deerber in various cocktails.  He's usually pretty easy going and normally wouldn't mind being covered in cocks and tails, but he was wearing his new crotchpad, which was colored like the Italian flag (I know it was the flag of Italy because the face of Rocky Balboa was in the middle).  The Pyro was obviously not looking where she was going.  She seemed like she lost something and was shouting " 01001110 01110101 01100111 01100111 01110011 01111001 00111111 00100000 00100000 01010111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101100 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01110111 01100101 01100101 01110100 00100000 01001110 01110101 01100111 01100111 01110011 01111001 00111111  "

 

Anyway, Deerber was FUMING!  He shouted, "That'sa eet!  Nowa we dance-offeh!"

That hit song "Super Mario Techno Funk Bowser Bass Brigade" starts blaring and they go at it (picture above)!  The Pyro was doing some sweet crip walking (Snoop would be proud), while Deerber was doing some mad krumping (Krump Girl would be proud)!  The entire club was bouncing!  There was fog and lasers EVERYWHERE!  Thinking back, the fog was probably not too good for his Kepral's Syndrome.

 

I was enthralled by the whole scene, but then I realized I didn't bring any cash, so I unfortunately had to sneak out.  I feel bad for taking his Vespa, but he's a Drell.  He can probably deliver pizzas backwards on foot faster than a Vespa's max speed.

 

Anyway, I hope to play with him again.

 

How about you?  Do you want to be famous?  Sure you do! Then let's play sometime!  Do you have Instagram?

[David Diablo]

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Do you want to play sometime?  Do you have Instagram?  If so, we Instagrammers really need to "banned" together!  

[David Diablo]

Do you want to play sometime?  Do you have Instagram?  If so, we Instagrammers really need to "banned" together!  

 

 

[smeckie]

LETS GO STREAKING!!!!