So about the asari.
#1
Guest_The Man With No Name_*
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:23
Guest_The Man With No Name_*
#2
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:24
Still waiting for that drunk thread you planned to do.. you know.. the special one...
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#3
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:27
Man I gotta rethink my life
Gee... what was your first clue?
#5
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:32
Well I cant help it if everyone already ate the clue fruit
Just give them some laxative and follow them around for a while.
#6
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:32
Nope, just take a look south of the banshee next time.
#7
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:33
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#8
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:34
Well husks dont have dongs either so does that mean humans dont have them?
I think not!!!
#9
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:40
This is what happens when grigson fucks up the draft and I am day drinking
Well husks dont have dongs either so does that mean humans dont have them?
I think not!!!
Husk do have dongs.
Relevant and prepare to be scarred.
http://forum.bioware.com/topic/425004-biowares-stance-on-nuditycensorship-in-me3-mp/
#10
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:45
This is what happens when grigson fucks up the draft and I am day drinking
Well husks dont have dongs either so does that mean humans dont have them?
I think not!!!
So what are you saying, the Reapers cut off the Asari's dongs when they turn them into Banshees and replace them with vaginas? ![]()
#11
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:46
So what are you saying, the Reapers cut off the Asari's dongs when they turn them into Banshees and replace them with vaginas?
Harbinger is into some freaky stuff
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#12
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:47
Asari don't procreate through intercrural sex :')
so they have no need for either :')
#13
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:48
Asari don't procreate through intercrural sex :')
so they have no need for either :')
So when they gotta ******, wheres it come out of?
#14
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:50
I think you're basing your alien biology entirely off of human biology.
Which is pretty dumb
Salarians lay eggs.
#15
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:53
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#16
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 02:59
Time to get one of the old ones out eh? ![]()

#17
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:00
So they dont pee? Ive seen a lizard pee or was that something else.....
Take a zoology class dude. You'll learn some crazy things.
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#18
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:03
#19
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:12
So do Asari have you know an ahem critical hit spot? Since we're discussing anatomy.
I'd assume so since all of their weapons resemble sex toys.
#20
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:14
So do Asari have you know an ahem critical hit spot? Since we're discussing anatomy.
I'd assume so since all of their weapons resemble sex toys.

Not an Asari weapon, but still...
#21
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:21
Not an Asari weapon, but still...
Hanar are some freaking mofos
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#22
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:23
Hanar are some freaking mofos
It comes with innate penetration and has no hipfire damage reduction! It's a real pleasure to use it!
#23
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:25
Asari don't procreate through intercrural sex :')
so they have no need for either :')
but babbies still have to come from somewhere. Asari have navels and therefore are placental
so yes, they have a clam.
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#24
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:26
I am pretty sure a "certain community" has already got you covered in this department ![]()
#25
Posté 01 mai 2015 - 03:31
InB4 Liara fan thread answers this question
I am pretty sure a "certain community" has already got you covered in this department
NVM
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