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So about the asari.


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What if they are all futanari? Man I gotta rethink my life

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Still waiting for that drunk thread you planned to do.. you know.. the special one...


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Man I gotta rethink my life

 

Gee... what was your first clue?



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Gee... what was your first clue?


Well I cant help it if everyone already ate the clue fruit
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Well I cant help it if everyone already ate the clue fruit

Just give them some laxative and follow them around for a while.



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Nope, just take a look south of the banshee next time.



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Spoiler


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This is what happens when grigson fucks up the draft and I am day drinking


Well husks dont have dongs either so does that mean humans dont have them?

I think not!!!

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This is what happens when grigson fucks up the draft and I am day drinking


Well husks dont have dongs either so does that mean humans dont have them?

I think not!!!

Husk do have dongs. 

 

Relevant and prepare to be scarred.

 http://forum.bioware.com/topic/425004-biowares-stance-on-nuditycensorship-in-me3-mp/



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This is what happens when grigson fucks up the draft and I am day drinking


Well husks dont have dongs either so does that mean humans dont have them?

I think not!!!

 

So what are you saying, the Reapers cut off the Asari's dongs when they turn them into Banshees and replace them with vaginas?  :P



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So what are you saying, the Reapers cut off the Asari's dongs when they turn them into Banshees and replace them with vaginas? :P


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Asari don't procreate through intercrural sex :')

 

so they have no need for either :')



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Asari don't procreate through intercrural sex :')

so they have no need for either :')


So when they gotta ******, wheres it come out of?

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I think you're basing your alien biology entirely off of human biology.

 

Which is pretty dumb

 

Salarians lay eggs.



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So they dont pee? Ive seen a lizard pee or was that something else.....
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Time to get one of the old ones out eh?  :)

Liara_Demotivator.jpg



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So they dont pee? Ive seen a lizard pee or was that something else.....

 

Take a zoology class dude. You'll learn some crazy things.


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I live in Indiana we put religion above everything, stupidity I might add, so excuse me if I didnt learn dem things you did in school. Catholic schooling all da way!!!

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So do Asari have you know an ahem critical hit spot? Since we're discussing anatomy. 

 

I'd assume so since all of their weapons resemble sex toys. 



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So do Asari have you know an ahem critical hit spot? Since we're discussing anatomy. 

 

I'd assume so since all of their weapons resemble sex toys. 

 

brilliant_surge__hanar_shotgun__by_skree

 

Not an Asari weapon, but still...



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brilliant_surge__hanar_shotgun__by_skree

 

Not an Asari weapon, but still...

Hanar are some freaking mofos 


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Hanar are some freaking mofos 

It comes with innate penetration and has no hipfire damage reduction! It's a real pleasure to use it!



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Asari don't procreate through intercrural sex :')

 

so they have no need for either :')

but babbies still have to come from somewhere. Asari have navels and therefore are placental

so yes, they have a clam.


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I am pretty sure a "certain community" has already got you covered in this department :unsure:



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InB4 Liara fan thread answers this question

 

I am pretty sure a "certain community" has already got you covered in this department :unsure:

NVM


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