276 réponses à ce sujet

[NuclearTech76]

Mod03 once was the hottest. She had the magic silver key and the boots with the fur.

[nat in the hat]

It's depressing when you just finish watching a "movie" and you look around only to notice there are no more paper towels/kleenex around. So ya gotta do some weird duck walk with your pants not fallin down and with the use of only one hand to try and find something to clean up with.

[EnemySpinach]

It's depressing when you just finish watching a "movie" and you look around only to notice there are no more paper towels/kleenex around. So ya gotta do some weird duck walk with your pants not fallin down and with the use of only one hand to try and find something to clean up with.

I've never had that problem; I just use my pants TO clean up.

Yay for doing laundry regularly anyways.

[TheN7Penguin]

I literally do not know that feeling.

[NuclearTech76]

It's depressing when you just finish watching a "movie" and you look around only to notice there are no more paper towels/kleenex around. So ya gotta do some weird duck walk with your pants not fallin down and with the use of only one hand to try and find something to clean up with.

L2FAP problems confirmed. 

[Mindlog]

The new House of Wolves Destiny horde mode reminds me a lot of ME3 MP. It could be really fun!

If it had ME3 Multiplayer characters, weapons and powers. Not the boring ass ones Destiny comes with :\

[ZoliCs]

It's depressing when you just finish watching a "movie" and you look around only to notice there are no more paper towels/kleenex around. So ya gotta do some weird duck walk with your pants not fallin down and with the use of only one hand to try and find something to clean up with.

[Quarian Master Race]

That whole exchange at the top of this page is pretty depressing. I half expected someone to explain that they use the tears from their loneliness as lube.



 

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

GRRRAAAAAAGH! DESPITE USERNAME, VORCHA DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO MASTURBATE! EVEN IF WE KNEW WHAT IT MEANT! CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT! VORCHA DEPRESSED!!!!!..........................................................................................................................................................................FOR FIRST TIME, VORCHA DOESN'T FEEL LIKE BURNING THINGS.............................................................................................................*sob*

[Batarian Master Race]

Well, for starters, try not deploying your flamer. Or your omni-blades.

 

Or just get someone to do it for you.

[ZoliCs]

Or just get someone to do it for you.

That no longer classifies as masturbation though. And it's gross.

[Best VolusSupport NA]

When a guy with the pizza goes one path and does a complete U turn after clearing a path with missiles.

[Salarian Master Race]

When a guy has the pizza and it isn't me

 

(I struck again today btw)

[TheN7Penguin]

I had a game a few days ago where it was a target mission and no one bothered to shoot at the target besides me.

 

Failed half way through the game because of it. Collectors, Gold, Hazard Glacier.

[Salarian Master Race]

I had a game a few days ago where it was a target mission and no one bothered to shoot at the target besides me.

 

Failed half way through the game because of it. Collectors, Gold, Hazard Glacier.

 

If I'm in a pug and no one else cares at all for the objective, I will gladly scorewhore along with them and let it fail

[MajorStupidity]

If I'm in a pug and no one else cares at all for the objective, I will gladly scorewhore along with them and let it fail

Its even funnier when they realize they are almost out of time and do a mad scramble trying to salvage the objective

 

 

 

When a guy has the pizza and it isn't me

 

Even worse when the person in question isn't using any technique to move around faster (running, walking backwards, ect.)

[Terminator Force]

I don't use any tricks to make the pizza go faster unless Krogan, because Krogan pizza delivery is headbutting fun. Besides, the longer I take with the pizza the longer the pugs are having fun shooting action... or dying.   But that's ok, because that's when I head back to them with the pizza to revive them. "Pizza Power!" 

[acicm2]

I don't use any tricks to make the pizza go faster

 

 

 

you people...

[Silvair]

I don't use any tricks to make the pizza go faster unless Krogan, because Krogan pizza delivery is headbutting fun. Besides, the longer I take with the pizza the longer the pugs are having fun shooting action... or dying.   But that's ok, because that's when I head back to them with the pizza to revive them. "Pizza Power!" 

I'm just too lazy to use any pizza tricks lol. 

[MajorStupidity]

I don't use any tricks to make the pizza go faster unless Krogan, because Krogan pizza delivery is headbutting fun. Besides, the longer I take with the pizza the longer the pugs are having fun shooting action... or dying.   But that's ok, because that's when I head back to them with the pizza to revive them. "Pizza Power!" 

I refuse to "run" with it, but I will walk backwards and light melee spam to make my character move a bit quicker. Headbutting with the Krogan also works well.

[CannibalCh0w]

I'm just too lazy to use any pizza tricks lol. 

 

 

I refuse to "run" with it, but I will walk backwards and light melee spam to make my character move a bit quicker. Headbutting with the Krogan also works well.

 

I'll only run the pizza on host, because my pizza macro gets thrown by lag. One broken spacebar is enough, thanks. My fault for buying a Razer, I guess... 

[Swan Killer]

I don't use any tricks to make the pizza go faster unless Krogan, because Krogan pizza delivery is headbutting fun. Besides, the longer I take with the pizza the longer the pugs are having fun shooting action... or dying. But that's ok, because that's when I head back to them with the pizza to revive them. "Pizza Power!"

Umm, wasn't that you, who signaled my Collector once with your Asari to drop the pizza so you could "run it"? on London?

[Silvair]

Does it count when I took the hint that the Juggernaut wanted me to toss the pizza to him since I wasn't running? no mics. He was hitting me with prime blasts.  I looked up, he looked down at me, shuffled back and forth showing he had a movement speed gear on.  I politely dropped it for him, and covered him as he ran.

 

I imagine the geth prime would have a much better time surviving the walk than my little quarian.

[Salarian Master Race]

I'll only run the pizza on host, because my pizza macro gets thrown by lag. One broken spacebar is enough, thanks. My fault for buying a Razer, I guess... 

 

I have a spacebar macro set up and it works fine in a web browser, but it doesn't activate ingame.  Is there some special trick to make it work?