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[nat in the hat]

You've got the right to make the joke, but I will come at you like I just did. Consequences I think they're called.

Thats fine. I really don't care. I wasn't being serious. Jokes i think they are called

[Kenny Bania]

Thats fine. I really don't care. I wasn't being serious. Tasteless jokes i think they are called

 

FTFY

[nat in the hat]

Tasteless as it may be. Its still a joke. NOT SERIOUS

[Kenny Bania]

The non-oppressive colour of course.

 

This is a funny race related joke people. 

[Kenny Bania]

Tasteless as it may be. Its still a joke. NOT SERIOUS

 

Ok.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Some things are bad ideas.

 

Going swimming in the ocean at night is a bad idea.

 

 

(...)

 

 

Why are they bad ideas? There are obvious consequences (sharks, ....)

Where are the sharks during the day?

[DaemionMoadrin]

Where are the sharks during the day?

 

Still there, but now you can see them. Kind of. Actually... you can only see them when it's too late but a lifeguard on a tower should see it coming and get the people out of the water while you distract it with your delicious meat.

 

Anyway... sharks don't kill a lot of people. Perhaps a dozen a year or less. Jellyfish though... those are dangerous.

 

Still... the most dangerous animal to humans is ... the cow. Seriously. Cows kill more humans than sharks, snakes and spiders together. If we don't kill and eat them, they will kill us.

[Dunmer of Redoran]

Where are the sharks during the day?

 

They're a lot less active in the daytime. Usually sharks stick to deeper water and are further from the coast. At night though, most prowl just below the surface which makes swimming much more dangerous.

[nat in the hat]

If the joke really hurt your feelings then I truly do apologize. I really did not think it was that bad or I wouldnt have posted it, but again I do not know what it is like being black

[smeckie]

Well this turned into a really fuckin stupid thread.

[Caineghis2500]

Well this turned into a really fuckin stupid thread.

LMAO!!!

[DaemionMoadrin]

Very educational thread. I learned that I can change the background!

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Very educational thread. I learned that I can change the background!

Which background will make you less likely to be attacked by a shark though?

 

This information could save lives, people, so share your knowledge.

[JGDD]

Anyway... sharks don't kill a lot of people.

They have more insidious plans for humans.

 

[Lucky]

Grey

 

Dunno how you got a black background...

 

Wish it was on mobile as well....

[Dalakaar]

I use the dark theme.

 

Makes this bloody hard to see.

[acicm2]

*reads thread*

 

 

Stay classy,BSN

 

 I can't like anything in here so...

 

[Dunmer of Redoran]

This thread would be 73% less offensive if we only talked about sharks.*

 

 

 

 

 

*_{Threads on BSN would, on average, be 491% less offensive if sharks were talked about instead of the actual topics.}

[therealmilkman]

Somebody had better lock this while I can still fight the urge to get intolerably preachy and probably make some enemies.

 

#freethejoke

[Kenny Bania]

If the joke really hurt your feelings then I truly do apologize. I really did not think it was that bad or I wouldnt have posted it, but again I do not know what it is like being black

 

It's cool dude. No hurt feelings.

[NuclearTech76]

The default one. It's harder to notice that I'm not working with that one.

Same. I actually see better on the bright white also. 

[TheNightSlasher]

White.

 

I prefer the contrast on the original theme as opposed to the darker one.

[Black_Mage]

 

Anyway... sharks don't kill a lot of people. Perhaps a dozen a year or less. Jellyfish though... those are dangerous.

 

 

Other than a few species, sharks are not really dangerous to humans.  The sum total of all humans eaten by sharks is only a tiny fraction of the number of sharks the Chinese eat every year.

[NuclearTech76]

Other than a few species, sharks are not really dangerous to humans.  The sum total of all humans eaten by sharks is only a tiny fraction of the number of sharks the Chinese eat every year.

Champagne corks, ants, bees, vending machines and falling coconuts each individually kill more people each year than shark attacks.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Champagne corks, ants, bees, vending machines and falling coconuts each individually kill more people each year than shark attacks.

You're also orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by lightning than by a shark.

 

Sharks in ME4, Biovar plox.