So Issy is still the same 'ol slutty pirate same 'ol slatternly pirate we knew in DA2? I was afraid to romance her in DA2 because I didn't know the quality and availability of antibiotics in Kirkwall. DA2 was the first Bioware game where I went without a gf.
In DAIMP, I see Issy is still the same sweet, slutty Issy I knew in DA2:
1) Her default armor is similar to the short, low cut battle dress she had in DA2.
2) She appears to be wearing either a thong or nothing at all beneath her "armor".
3) She says things like:
"What's red and veiny and throbs?"
"Who needs Isabella's magic touch?"
"It's all in the wrists, children."
"Well, slap my ass,..."
4) She wears armor with names like "Boned"
5) She has abilities with names like "Hard Astern" and "Hot Streak"
I just wish she had more stamina and she wasn't so squishy to play with,
- that's squishy in a bad way,
- as in weak,
- you know,
- she dies easy when overwhelmed by enemy numbers.





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