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Million Dollar Question: Which Character IS Balanced?


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Dieb

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Just a heads up, this topic is actually sort of serious.

 

This is a random, very uneloquent & -I cannot stress this enough- very subjective excerp from my thoughts when thinking about each character and their reputation as given by the BSN community.

 

 

Arcane Warrior

Oh my god / please nerf / solo's everything / etc

 

Keeper

Virtually invincible / If you die with this, you may want to consult your physician since you may not have hands

 

Archer

Thank god caucasian white male with a stubbly beard / Has a singular, failsafe course of action / Longshot / Requires no skill / Requires at least but not limited to, lots of skill

 

Legionnaire

Doesn't seem to deal damage, I'll pass / Does too, here's this build that does, like, a lot

 

Assassin

Good against single targets... okay I was just being polite. Has no purpose, like any other class that cannot damage AoE or ignore cooldowns, since we count in fives when it comes to killing in this game / Can't tank 10 (read: fifty) enemies and ignore reason, aggro & humidity - trash tier

 

Elementalist

Spams meteors & FC glitch all the time / Requires no skill - Requires lots of skill - okay this generally goes for every character it seems / Deals obscene damage easily & has Barrier / Shouldn't use Barrier And Here's Why Also Please Subscribe -threads

 

Katari

Is too weak / Has never been weak / Is now weak / Is now OP

 

Templar

Ah so, it's like the Legionnaire but like, hot? like, a mage? like, a damage dealer? like, a tank? Listen, I'm skipping doors to save time - you think I have time for this? That's it, you're down there with the weirdos.

 

Reaver / Alchemist / Hunter / Templar, I told you

What the- uh... how does this even work? Whatever, I'll use the ones that are kinda similar but less weird.

 

 

 

...that's all I can think of by pondering about the forums. That means we have a winner:

 

The Necromancer is the only balanced class. Nobody is as balanced as her.

 

Nobody ever has any qualms with our lovely Helena Bonham Carter look-alike-contest semi-finalist, which by the powerful reason inherent to my brain, tells me she's the one character who's "like, kinda okay I guess".

 

 

Thoughts?

 

 

P.S.: I am very exhausted, and I apologize that pretty much everything in this OP is terrible. I needed to get this thought out anyways, so I hope you can still somewhat process the gists of what I'm getting at.



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Luke Barrett

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I can't wait until a platinum difficulty comes out

 

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