So Elinor Cousland was a pirate queen? (http://forum.bioware...d-was-a-pirate/) Very nice. That would make the Cousland mom the most baddass mom of all Origins, right? Except she gave it all up to suck a guy's **** the second he said he liked her better when she was soft and gentle, and tries to tell her daughter to do the same.
Don't believe me? Watch this
Elven servant: You're as pretty as your mother describes.
Mommy Cousland: And she says that after seeing you whacking stuffed men in the courtyard, sweating like a mule.
What's-His-Nuts: Your daughter's prowess with the blade is most impressive.
Mommy Cousland: I was quite the battle maiden myself in my day, but I think it was the softer arts that helped land me a husband.
Yeah, because landing a husband is the most important thing you can ever do in life, ladies. And no man wants a woman too bulky, sweaty, or sticky like a mule. Remember, pretend to be weaker and stupider than you really are because no man wants a woman stronger than he is.
Priorities, ladies.
Meanwhile, Adaia was also a badass fighter who could kick ass and take names (enough that she got considered to be a Grey Freaking Warden!), but she didn't stop fighting just because she got married. Plus her new husband liked her for being a badass just fine, plus she taught her daughter (or son!) how to be a badass like her.
Don't believe me? Watch this
Daddy Tabris: One last thing, my dear. Your martial training... the swordplay, knives, and whatever else your mother trained you in. Best not to mention it to your betrothed.
Unamused City Elf: He'll find out sooner or later.
Daddy Tabris: Later, definitely later. We don't want to seem like trouble-makers, after all. Adaia made that mistake.
Mourning City Elf: Mother was a good warrior/rogue.
Daddy Tabris (fondly): Yes, that she was.
There. Right there. Not only did Mommy Tabris not stop fighting just because she landed a husband (in fact, she didn't need to pretend to be weak to get a husband--Duncan and Valendrian say she was a fighter before she even got married), but her new husband loved her for being a badass fighter just fine. Not only that, but he was okay with her teaching their baby how to be a fighter like her. That is, until she got killed. Bummer, that. (Then again, Couslands got killed too.)
Even then, he only encourages his daughter to hide her fighting prowess not to look soft and submissive to attract a husband (because men only like women weak and dependent on them), but just not to get into trouble or get killed by the law like her mother was. In fact, he encourages a male city elf to hide his prowess with a blade for his betrothed too (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flw9-RXKR-c)
So, let's compare who's the most badass mom, shall we?
Elinor Cousland: was a raider bann's daughter who got the best martial training daddy's money could buy, became a "badass pirate" with daddy's ship and crew, then gave up being a badass pirate queen just because her new dandy didn't like her being too muscly or sweaty.
Bryce Cousland: was apparently attracted to a "battle maiden" for casting aside her own blades so she could polish his blade (if you know what I mean
) for the rest of her life.
Adaia Tabris: was a city elf who became a badass warrior or thief despite being dirt poor in an alienage where having weapons is dangerous, didn't stop being a badass warrior or thief just because she got married, and taught her daughter (or son) how to be a badass fighter and stand up to injustice just like her.
Cyrion Tabris: Loved his wife for being a badass, didn't expect her to stop being a badass just because they got married, and was okay with her teaching their daughter how to be a badass as long as it didn't get either of them killed.
I think it's clear who the real most badass mom (and/or family) in Dragon Age Origins is. ![]()





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