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[BioWareMod03]

Hey everyone. Let's get back on topic and cut down on the spam. Thank you.

[NuclearTech76]

How do you know your sack is delicious? You like snow ballin?

I polish it nightly with coconut oil, so when I get 70 I will still have the scrotum of a 20 year old. 

[ark]

Wait what? You have the dlc`s installed, and call yourself a purist?

 

You are a fraking poser! To find true enlightenment, you can`t download any dlc. The path to the pure and clean is narrow, the dlc`s are to wide to fit on the path.

 

Peace out wannabe purist poser!

[DaemionMoadrin]

Hey everyone. Let's get back on topic and cut down on the spam. Thank you.

 

I don't know if that's possible. Why don't you close the thread now, before it gets totally out of hand? Cause it will. There is no other way this topic could go on BSN. ^^

[NuclearTech76]

Hey everyone. Let's get back on topic and cut down on the spam. Thank you.

What do the stars mean beside your name? 

[TheTechnoTurian]

Everyone seems mad that OP is better than them at this game.

everyone is better than me at this game, i can do exactly one thing: play turians

i am actually mad for an entirely different reason: alfred hitchcock's 1963 film The Birds did not contain as many Turians as i would have liked

edit: wait what is this thread about?

[Heldarion]

everyone is better than me at this game, i can do exactly one thing: play turians

i am actually mad for an entirely different reason: alfred hitchcock's 1963 film The Birds did not contain as many Turians as i would have liked

edit: wait what is this thread about?

 

It is whatever you want it to be about.

[NuclearTech76]

everyone is better than me at this game, i can do exactly one thing: play turians

i am actually mad for an entirely different reason: alfred hitchcock's 1963 film The Birds did not contain as many Turians as i would have liked

edit: wait what is this thread about?

If there's an MMO, I will immediately declare war upon Turians. I cannot allow your clawhammers to haunt the universe. 

[NuclearTech76]

It is whatever you want it to be about.

BSN is pretty much abstract art. 

 

If you can consider verbal diarrhea abstract art.  

[DaemionMoadrin]

everyone is better than me at this game, i can do exactly one thing: play turians

i am actually mad for an entirely different reason: alfred hitchcock's 1963 film The Birds did not contain as many Turians as i would have liked

edit: wait what is this thread about?

 

Yeah... you're one of the two persons I played with who are better than me.

[Terminator Force]

There are so many people who play this game wrong. It actually funny how they try so hard, yet can't compete without using some super OP kit/weapon/consumable. I am a purist. Playing anything other than the following is unbelievably try hardy, and needs to be laughed at.

Kits:

Anything that isn't vanilla. Basically the first four options in each class.

Weapons:

Only weapons that were shipped in game are okay. No DLC. Especially no Reegar, Harrier, Acolyte.

Consumables:

No level IV of any kind. And no gear, if you really need gear only weapon amps are okay.

Missiles:

No missiles unless you need to, and that's only on objective waves, I shoot off all my missiles in the sky if I get any in packs so I stay at 0.

The absolute ban list:

TGI, GI, AIU, Infiltrators in general are for try hards. Reegar Carbine, Harrier, Hurricane, Acolyte. Any Snap Freeze is an absolute sin, same with flamer. Venom, or anything that doesn't need aiming.


Now you know how not to be a total scrub and can join me in purity.

 

The only one that really raises on eyebrow is the first point on kits. The DLCs at least introduced some more fine elegant kits like the Saboteur, Volus Merc, and Justicar.

[Quarian Master Race]

oh great, Sinful's here now. Dis gun b gud


^closest approximation I could find of what a quarian attempting to eat popcorn looks like

[Fidite Nemini]

Glacier Hazard, no gear/equipment/missiles, Volus Engineer w/ Shuriken only.

[Ashevajak]

Hey everyone. Let's get back on topic and cut down on the spam. Thank you.

 

I think you mistyped "enjoy your ban" there.

 

Oh wait.  Only troll threads that mock the mods get that treatment, right?

[Dunmer of Redoran]

oh great, Sinful's here now. Dis gun b gud


^closest approximation I could find of what a quarian attempting to eat popcorn looks like

 

Closer approximation would be drinking something through a straw emergency induction port.

[7twozero]

What do the stars mean beside your name?

What stars

[TheTechnoTurian]

did someone say the magic word?

clawhammers

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

I play fat turians on gold with phaeston and level 2 gear all the time.

I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

[cronshaw]

This is what I hear when I read the OP

[Terminator Force]

oh great, Sinful's here now. Dis gun b gud


^closest approximation I could find of what a quarian attempting to eat popcorn looks like

 

Oh, I also forgot the fine elegant, Male Quarian Marksman.

 

 

But what's this? My fans want to hear more from me on this matter? ... I guess I could read the other posts in this topic and see what I can come up with?....

[Best of the Best]

Everyone seems mad that OP is better than them at this game.

It's not that I am better. It's just I don't need the crutches everyone else does.

[q5tyhj]

Hey everyone. Let's get back on topic

Lol wut

[Deerber]

Hey everyone. Let's get back on topic and cut down on the spam. Thank you.

Are you friggin kidding me?!?!?

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

It has been three years. I have earned my crutches.

 

I will pulse Flamer and spam Cluster Grenades, and watch as my enemies fly into the sky only to land somewhere random and hopefully funny.

 

I will use Warp. And then I will use Throw.

 

I will bring my level IV ammo into Gold. And if I just had a really bad match, I will bring it into Silver. I will smile as I wipe the paste that is my enemies from my over-powered weapons' barrels.

 

Have Reave, Will Travel.

 

They can take my Warlord Hammer from my cold, dead hands. It will smash my enemies, and with each bash and crunch, each smash and thud, the bodies of those that would tell the tale of what weapon I used to kill them will pile as high as my e-Peen (that's 9000 kilometers because Dragonball Z is metric.)

 

My crutches kill Reapers dead, and I will use them!

[SwoopIM]

I feel like making a witty, pithy comment here, but I not really sure what this "pure" _____ [insert your favorite adjective] thread is about.  So may I submit a favorite comment, which seems appropriate here, as Biowaremod02 would have said (who we still fondly remember):    "And we are done here."