What do you do when you see an asari with a short skirt?
Answer:
ME3MP jokes.
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nat in the hat
, mai 07 2015 03:22
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:22
nat in the hat
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:25
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What do you call a Salarian crossing the road?
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:31
Dunmer of Redoran
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What do you call a suitrat in Vvardenfell?
A Quarian'wah.
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:32
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What advice did the Krogan give to the Salarian?
... and that's why the Genophage happend.
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:35
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Pardon the small size. I found it like this.
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:37
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Pardon the small size. I found it like this.
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:38
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Okay. A bigger one.
Why did the reapers take over London so easily?
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:41
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ME3 SP ending
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:44
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Pardon the small size. I found it like this.
The biggest joke is who the **** hires a thief to fight in a spec ops team and storm a space station.
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:47
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Heres a joke
Spoiler
Spoiler
And the punchline.
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:48
Heldarion
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Old Jugger Nuggss told me he loved the endings. Smh
Heres a joke
Spoiler
lol'd
#17
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:54
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For you PC peeps:
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#18
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 03:55
Dabal Hayat
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The tulomorian spy entered the enemy's camp and said to the vanksher: ''I didn't know your parnaps could glow''.
Servants of the people can't understand jokes: they don't geth them.
Are Batarians nazi bat?
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 04:03
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This is an Asari:
This is an Asari gohan:
Therefore, Gohan is old Prothean for: "I like my primitives with rice."
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#21
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 05:38
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Yo mama so fat that even a Javelin+AP rounds IV couldn't penetrate through her.
using AP IV on a Javelin is a pretty good joke in and of itself
#23
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 06:37
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I always liked that one with the Salarian talking to a GI in a bar about how he used his decoy and the GI replied he had 3 of them. tried GI Claymore for the 1st time last night..&*(kng STUPID OP...I loved it.
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Posté 07 mai 2015 - 06:41
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- Why do Turians use Verizon Wireless?
- Because it has rollover minutes.
Ha-ha...ha.
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#25
Posté 07 mai 2015 - 06:52
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Richard Leeroy Jenkins
^^^^
Funny ...especially when I did my Insanity run..I was at Level 60 when it began..So was Jenkins...I fully specd everything in him..He still couldnt make it past 5 minutes.
