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[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

ALL VORCHA WANT TO **** ARIA! MAIN REASON SO MANY VORCHA SERVE HER! HOPE TO GET LAID! WE CAN ALWAYS DREAM!!!  *squirt*

[Darth Volus]

I've finished ME1 like 10 times. ME2 - about 5 or 6, ME3 - once and will never touch it again even in a hazmat suit with a 10 foot pole. 

[Swan Killer]

i know something is wrong with my brain, when I say **** like "I will comply!" (in Javik's accent) to my boss.

[NuclearTech76]

i know something is wrong with my brain, when I say **** like "I will comply!" (in Javik's accent) to my boss.

Who doesn't have "For Tuchankaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" briefly flash in their brain when their about to doing something stupid?

[Loufi]

A very big one. I own ME1, 2 and 3 on XBox, + ME2 and ME3 on PS3 + the trilogy pack on PS3. I have played ME2 and ME3 SP maybe 8-10 times, ME1 4-5 times. And I have invested more than 3000 hours in ME3 MP.

 

You totally beat me with the posts count however, Nuke.

[Jugger nuggss]

Oh and my high baller N7 glass

[NuclearTech76]

Oh and my high baller N7 glass

You lie? There's no way that is a real thing and I don't have one.

 

I know what I want for Father's Day now. How could I have spent all this time drinking and playing ME while doing it wrong? 

[Jugger nuggss]

You lie? There's no way that is a real thing and I don't have one.
 
I know what I want for Father's Day now. How could I have spent all this time drinking and playing ME while doing it wrong?

Yessir. Got it in the Bioware store.

[The NightMan Cometh]

I didnt start playing any Mass Effect until April 2012..Thats when my uncle gave me his copy of ME1. I got up to the part where you are running around the citadel doing things to catch Saren, which took me like 3-4 hours to do then I gave up.  Came back to it about June 2012 and decided to finish the game....2-3 days later ..began my 2nd playthrough..that night I ordered ME2. I did about 5 playthroughs on it  ( God  Dammit, I still cannot get my team thru the Suicide Mission and I cant recruit Zaeed)  then got ME3 July 2012  ..I loved the campaign so much and the combat system....The endings didnt bother me at all..I understand should have been at least 1 happy endingbut Going into that last fight in London ..I actually expected for Shepard not to survive even though I didnt know about the endings ahead of time..Made perfect sense..Shepard sacrificed so much already, why not the ultimate one?...I created 6 female and 6 male shepards with 1 in each class..Sooo I had 12 campaigns going. Didnt touch Multiplayer until late October 2012-.been doing it ever since.

[Homey C-Dawg]

I don't have any interesting spill over stories, but ME is definitely one of my favorite franchises. I don't much like fanboys or "fanatical fanboy culture" in general, but Mass Effect is the one thing I come pretty close to fanboying over.

[SethGecko]

I have 3 pictures of Tali hanging in my bathroom. (Framed portraits btw, can't see her being that good of a gymnast).

I'm starting to believe this is why the ladies don't stay over...

[Tupari]

My mother is an Arabic woman in her sixties and barely speaks English. She has never touched a video game, doesn't own a computer, and still gets upset when she sees girls out in public without a hijab. She once asked me how Tali reacted when she found out I was dating some human girl and cautioned me that Tali seems like the jealous type. 

[TheTechnoTurian]

She once asked me how Tali reacted when she found out I was dating some human girl and cautioned me that Tali seems like the jealous type.

you dork since when do you date the non dextros

[Dabal Hayat]

I'm a big enough dork to attempt writing a ME fan fiction.

 

Only attempt?

 

Fill the pages dammit!

[nat in the hat]

I've played 1 probably 20 times, 2 30 times, 3 1800 hours on MP. Ive read all the books, (expect that last stupid one) I have a N7 shirt and hat. I even wrote some fanfic, so how big am I?

[GruntKitterhand]

I played ME2 seven times, having never ever played a game more than once.  Bought all the DLC - also a first for me.  ME3 is the only game I've ever played on any format on its day of release.  I played it 9 times over the first few months, and I bought all the DLC for it too, as well as a fresh copy to make sure it wasn't just a dodgy disc causing my PS3 to freeze.  I bought a new PS3 so I could keep playing.  Then I bought the Trilogy on xbox, and ME1 on PS3.  Played the Trilogy through twice.  I've put well over 2500 hours into the MP across 4 accounts.  I have an N7 t-shirt, although I didn't buy it myself.  I am dorky enough to wear it on November 7th.

 

I have played many other games over the last 4 years, but none of them more than once.  It seems obvious it's "a Mass Effect thing" with me.  I can't let it go.  I could be doing other stuff, or at least playing other games, but I don't get the itch.  No other game has given me dialogue or expressions which permeate my vocabulary or those around me - MY SOUP! Pyjack, Bosh'tet, Stop Whining, BIG MACHINE!!!, By the Goddess!, calibrations,  .....was punishable by death in the Empire, PAYDAY!, that was a joke, Shepard, TECH ARMOUR!, don't even know, Rippaz, don't even know - all of those and many others get uttered regularly.  I get slaughtered by my partner occasionally for giving the inappropriate answers "GI" and "working as intended" to various questions, which seemingly don't work as well as saying "Absolutely" in a Charlie Sheen voice.  I'm wondering how to break it to my loved ones that I'd like "For Tuchanka!" as the inscription on my grave stone.  I also may be tho only person in the world who became aware of the existence of Kate Upton because of a Mass Effect internet forum.

 

TL:DR - I should go...

[BROOKHIGHLAND]

Well it's not so bad when you consider how nuts people are for Hollywood actors and singers. I mean they make tabloids about them all the time so those forks will always be dorkier.

[Caineghis2500]

I've got about 10 playthroughs of ME1, 3 of ME2 and 1 of ME3. ME 1 was by far my most favorite. The armor and weapon customization and exploration made it many times replayable... Atleast for me

[Deerber]

I have more bsn posts than you do.


... Isn't that enough?




Oh, and ****, your son is awesome! He'll be a great guy!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

ALL VORCHA WANT TO **** ARIA! MAIN REASON SO MANY VORCHA SERVE HER! HOPE TO GET LAID! WE CAN ALWAYS DREAM!!!  *squirt*

I heard that's how one Vorcha caught chlamydia.  "IT BURRRNRNNNN  RAAAAAGH!!!"

 

OT: I've played ME1 & ME2 about 6 - 8 times with different classes and different decisions, hoping to get something vastly unique at the end of ME3.  I've only played ME3 SP once.

However, I did paint my wife blue while she was asleep the night before our anniversary.  I also laid a large squid on the pillow next to her, so that I could stroke it and pretend it was Liara's head.  It was the best anniversary ever.

 

I changed my profession from being a licensed Customs broker to watching sheep, so that someday, some lucky, beautiful day, someone could call out to me, "Excuse me?  Shepherd".  And I'd respond, "Wrex."

 

I tatooed the paragon symbol on my left hand and the renegade symbol on my right hand.  When my daughters make choices, I force them to touch one of my hands.  If they choose renegade, I spank them with that hand (I'm right-handed).

 

I got a custom outfit and dance like Shepard at the club.  I met a fellow ME fan that way.

 

All my alcohol at home have Ryncol labels.

 

My dog's name is Varren.

 

My cat's name is pyjak.

 

Maybe the above is an exaggeration, but I wish it were all true.  Doesn't that make me dorky enough?

 

Edit to add: My older daughter's classroom number is actually N7.  This made me the proudest I've ever been of her.  Sad.  Bad dad.

[ALTBOULI]

I'm better @ in-game trolling

[nat in the hat]

I heard that's how one Vorcha caught chlamydia.  "IT BURRRNRNNNN  RAAAAAGH!!!"
 
OT: I've played ME1 & ME2 about 6 - 8 times with different classes and different decisions, hoping to get something vastly unique at the end of ME3.  I've only played ME3 SP once.
However, I did paint my wife blue while she was asleep the night before our anniversary.  I also laid a large squid on the pillow next to her, so that I could stroke it and pretend it was Liara's head.  It was the best anniversary ever.
 
I changed my profession from being a licensed Customs broker to watching sheep, so that someday, some lucky, beautiful day, someone could call out to me, "Excuse me?  Shepherd".  And I'd respond, "Wrex."
 
I tatooed the paragon symbol on my left hand and the renegade symbol on my right hand.  When my daughters make choices, I force them to touch one of my hands.  If they choose renegade, I spank them with that hand (I'm right-handed).
 
I got a custom outfit and dance like Shepard at the club.  I met a fellow ME fan that way.
 
All my alcohol at home have Ryncol labels.
 
My dog's name is Varren.
 
My cat's name is pyjak.
 
Maybe the above is an exaggeration, but I wish it were all true.  Doesn't that make me dorky enough?
 
Edit to add: My older daughter's classroom number is actually N7.  This made me the proudest I've ever been of her.  Sad.  Bad dad.

Was your wife pissed when she woke up blue and a squid on her head?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Was your wife pissed when she woke up blue and a squid on her head?

Not after embracing eternity.

[justinman114]

On a scale of 1 to Star Wars I'd say I'm about a Chewy.

 

Maybe a 9 out of 10.

[Mindlog]

Can anyone top me in sad existence? Let's hear your dorkiest story about ME spilling over into RL.

I read this.

I am the champion now and forever.