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[Deerber]

Also, I would like to re-iterate here, since the other thread got locked, that you're all scrubs because you don't cook with olive oil.

Scrubs.

[nat in the hat]

I read this.

I am the champion now and forever.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Also, I would like to re-iterate here, since the other thread got locked, that you're all scrubs because you don't cook with olive oil.

Scrubs.

 

Unless it's refined olive oil you're not doing your health any favours.

[Salarian Master Race]

Eat healthy.  Stay fit.  Die anyway.

[Deerber]

Unless it's refined olive oil you're not doing your health any favours.

 

I am. Because I actually cook things in ways that don't kill everything inside me

[Cyonan]

I think I just automatically win this contest on account of knowing the source code better than some of BioWare's developers probably do.

[Darth Volus]

I think I just automatically win this contest on account of knowing the source code better than some of BioWare's developers probably do.

 

Get your ass working on the patch then, you scrub 

[Cyonan]

Get your ass working on the patch then, you scrub 

 

First I got lazy

 

Then I got busy

 

Now I'm probably moving across the world to a land where everything wants to kill me.

[RidiculousMammal]

  I've romanced miranda, jack, attempted samara in the game, but in real life I had to settle for a volus.

[Heldarion]

First I got lazy

 

Then I got busy

 

Now I'm probably moving across the world to a land where everything wants to kill me.

 

Syria?

[DaemionMoadrin]

Syria?

 

Australia, more likely.

[Heldarion]

Australia, more likely.

 

I know. I was kidding

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Can anyone top me in sad existence? Let's hear your dorkiest story about ME spilling over into RL.

I might be able to give you a run for sad existence, but I'll just have a seat with ME dorkiness.

Edit: I guess I did write a long poem in the Geth Stunlock thread once. That was pretty dorky. I still thing you have me beat pretty bad, though.

[Ashevajak]

Enough to rack up over 1500 posts in this forum.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Also, I would like to re-iterate here, since the other thread got locked, that you're all scrubs because you don't cook with olive oil.

And risk that Popeye will come with a can of spinach and trash my place?

[acicm2]

had the renegade decals on my old car, need to buy more.

[Cyonan]

Australia, more likely.

 

It could be both.

 

but it is just Australia.

 

Enough to rack up over 1500 posts in this forum.

 

Amateur =P

 

I have over 16k

[ajscott819]

Played each game a few times through and logged lots of MP hours. Overall, if post count is a good indicator I'm not much of a dork. However, compare me to my family and I'm the king of ME dorks.

[Salarian Master Race]

Do you like Oreos? Have you ever asked yourself why?

Consider the following hypothetical scenario: You're at the grocery store. You want cookies. Would you rather have a box of fresh, soft bake chocolate chip cookies from the bakery department, or would you rather have a box of Oreos? Be honest.

Maybe chocolate chip isn't your thing. How about some fresh oatmeal raisin cookies? Or even ginger snaps?

If you answered Oreos, you aren't being honest with yourself.

THERE IS NEVER ANY REASON WHATSOEVER TO BUY A BOX OF OREOS. THERE IS EVEN LESS REASON TO EAT THEM.

The following statements are true:

Oreos are what you eat when the real cookies are gone.

Oreos are what you eat when your mind is gone.

THAT'S IT. UNDER NO OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF EATING OREOS.

I wrote a Basic program to help illustrate this:

10 eat Real Cookies
20 if Real Cookies = gone then goto 50
30 if Mind = gone then goto 50
40 goto 10
50 Oreos = fail
60 you = full of Oreos
70 you = full of fail
80 END

I WENT TO WORK TODAY AND CONDUCTED A RANDOM SURVEY OF FOUR SPECIFIC PEOPLE. THE UNANIMOUS RESPONSE FROM TWO OF THEM WAS THAT THEY HATE OREOS.

The third one said that he likes Oreos, but only when he has milk to dunk them in.

ONLY A FOOL DUNKS THEIR COOKIES IN MILK! You are diluting the cookie taste, and may as well be eating cardboard. THIS SAME PERSON ALSO STATED THAT HE PUTS CEREAL ON ICE CREAM, AND WOULD PROBABLY EAT THE TWINKIE WIENER CHEEZ-WIZ SANDWICH FROM UHF.

The fourth person said that she only likes the generic vanilla kind. To her type I would suggest a box of good old-fashioned Nilla Wafers. NILLA WAFERS ARE COOKIES IN THEIR PUREST FORM.

Do you agree? Have my babies.
Do you disagree? You are wrong. (And have my babies).

 

I drew a Mass Effect comic strip "Friends Don't Let Friends Eat Oreos!":

 

[RidiculousMammal]

  I don't get it.

[Salarian Master Race]

  I don't get it.

 

You wouldn't

[Silvair]

While the only merch i own is the Tali figure, this is my "star wars".  I've never really been into any other sci fi series besides this one.  I am fully dedicated to the series, though I fear for the movie (Its already in movie form!  Which means theres nothing for them to do BUT screw it up)

[Salarian Master Race]

I found the article that goes with the cartoon, post is updated

[RidiculousMammal]

You wouldn't

 

  Wait, those are mass effect characters?  I thought it was the cartoon version of the Muppets. 

[mesiasmith]

In my country only me and just a few friends still playing ME3MP, this is dork enough.