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[The Hierophant]

^That's ingenious.

[Zerc]

Boys go to Jupiter

To get more stupider

Girls go to Mars

To get more candy bars

[Queen Skadi]

Good going Queen Skadi. My thread was torpedo'd but it's nice to see this one going on strong. no shade. 

 

It was probably the Patriarchy's fault.

[Cyonan]

So by the Asari being the perfect female society you mean a group of stuck up morons that were even supposed to be the chosen ones, but ultimately don't do anything useful as a collective?

The Asari are the dead weight of Mass Effect. Literally only there to be eye candy.

"Yeah but Liara and-"

I'm not talking about individuals here, I'm talking about the whole race here. They don't do anything in ME3 except have their planet wiped out.
And this is after 3 games of being set up as perfect mind you.
That could be seen as sexist, only if you view Asari as female.
They aren't. They're Blue drooling Mantis creatures with no set gender that manipulate every species in the galaxy with perception filters into becoming their ideal sexual fantasy. And most of you fell for it.

 

Almost everybody in Mass Effect who isn't part of Shep's crew is dead weight.

 

Although obviously my sexual fantasy is a threesome with Kasumi and Tali.

[Zerc]

Almost everybody in Mass Effect who isn't part of Shep's crew is dead weight.

 

Although obviously my sexual fantasy is a threesome with Kasumi and Tali.

 

Our lord and savior Cyonan \o/ The only intelligent poster on BSN!

[The Hierophant]

It was probably the Patriarchy's fault.

So you're telling me that you reported my thread?

Tha's cold.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Almost everybody in Mass Effect who isn't part of Shep's crew is dead weight.

 

Although obviously my sexual fantasy is a threesome with Kasumi and Tali.

Yes, just the Asari the most.

 

I like the way you think though.

[Queen Skadi]

So you're telling me that you reported my thread?

Tha's cold.

 

Nope, twas all the patriarchy.

[The Hierophant]

Nope, twas all the patriarchy.

You mean the La Li Lu Le Lo?

 

 

[Cyonan]

Yes, just the Asari the most.

 

I like the way you think though.

 

I don't know, the ultimate purpose of the Batarians was to just get steamrolled.

 

It gets even more fun if you add Morrigan into the mix for a little crossover.

[TheClonesLegacy]

I don't know, the ultimate purpose of the Batarians was to just get steamrolled.

 

It gets even more fun if you add Morrigan into the mix for a little crossover.

But they weren't set up as these amazing beings. Batarians were the designated Mass Effect Jobbers.

 

I like where this is going.

Inb4 Queen Skadi is actually Princess Snake

Peep the obvious reference.

She's a pointless filler character that's going to be 100% forgotten from DBZ history forever?

 

Also David Hayter voice.

[SuperJogi]

So by the Asari being the perfect female society you mean a group of stuck up morons that were even supposed to be the chosen ones, but ultimately don't do anything useful as a collective?

The Asari are the dead weight of Mass Effect. Literally only there to be eye candy.

"Yeah but Liara and-"

I'm not talking about individuals here, I'm talking about the whole race here. They don't do anything in ME3 except have their planet wiped out.
And this is after 3 games of being set up as perfect mind you.
That could be seen as sexist, only if you view Asari as female.
They aren't. They're Blue drooling Mantis creatures with no set gender that manipulate every species in the galaxy with perception filters into becoming their ideal sexual fantasy. And most of you fell for it.

 

This should come to no surprise to the loyal imperial citizen. Their insulting mockery of the holy human form and their ability to steal human dna to create half xeno abominations in a futile attempt to replicate the glory of humanity, truly makes them the most disgusting of xenos. Your appreciation for their revolting form makes you a heretic. Expect to be purged.

 

Which is good, now the planet can be annexed and settled by the Alliance. Humanity won't have to worry about Eezo supplies for a loooong time.

I don't know, the ultimate purpose of the Batarians was to just get steamrolled.

The ultimate purpose of any xenos is to be steamrolled under the tracks of imperial tanks. Suffer not the xenos to live.

[TheClonesLegacy]

 

This should come to no surprise to the loyal imperial citizen. Their insulting mockery of the holy human form and their ability to steal human dna to create half xeno abominations in a futile attempt to replicate the glory of humanity, truly makes them the most disgusting of xenos. Your appreciation for their revolting form makes you a heretic. Expect to be purged.

I'm on your side dummy.

You do realize I am one of the biggest Asari haters on this forum right?

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Ok this is bollocks. litteraly.

sure you can create artificial sperm but its the Guy who creates the genetic Diversity.

Look up Alison Timans Xenospora if you want to see this sort of society.

[SuperJogi]

I'm on your side dummy.

You do realize I am one of the biggest Asari haters on this forum right?

I realized that. But as you should see from the from the heavy usage of dank Wh40k memes, the entire post was meant as a joke.

[TheClonesLegacy]

I realized that. But as you should see from the from the heavy usage of dank Wh40k memes, the entire post was meant as a joke.

They were pretty dank.

Damn, I'm still not awake today.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Death to the Asari!

Viva Turians!

[TurianRebel212]

dat bait doe. 

[Killdren88]

Next time you are on Tumblr, ask the next Tumblrnaut to replace straight white males in their mad ravings and replace it with Jew. If it sounds like something out of Mien Kampf then you might have a problem.....

[TheBunz]

They just need to send an alpha male like me with the females


A group of women together, alone for a very long time....just not natural.

[mybudgee]

pretty sure the Koreans have done this already

[Commander Rpg]

I hope Bunz is aware his photos leave so much space to image editing on the internet.