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[TheBunz]

Spending time with the grams but bored out of my mind. What things would you suggest?

[Gravisanimi]

Uncover the murder of your grandmother by a sentient wolf.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

You should have brought your laptop or PS4...

[Commander Rpg]

Read a book.

[TurianRebel212]

Read a book.

 

lol, that's assuming a lot..... 

 

1) He knows how to read

 

2) He know's what an actual book is.... (hint, hint. It doesn't have pictures) 

 

 

*GG Bunz, you know I love ya*

[Degenerate Rakia Time]

does she have a hot neighbor?

[SuperJogi]

does she have a hot neighbor?

 

Why do you assume that his grandma isn't hot?

[Queen Skadi]

Challenge your grandma to a lifting contest

[Isichar]

Talk to your grandma?

[mybudgee]

Feed the Horsey

[Beerfish]

Ask if you can bake some cookies for Gramma.  Then ask her for the fav recipe and get her involved.

[TheBunz]

I think this is the time that I admit that I have a video game addiction.

I've already read 5 harlequin romance novels. I'm all booked out.

[C9316]

You don't know how long you'll have your grandma, don't let this moment go to waste. Talk to her about her life's story, gain some new perspective from your wise ancestor. 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

In Canada, we put our elderly on to ice floes, and send them off into the ocean.

 

Sadly, this ancient cultural tradition is endangered by global warming. Soon, we may have to give up the practice of using ice floes, and actually build rafts to do it. Have you ever built a raft using an Allen Key? Neither have Canadians, and we don't want to have to start.

[mybudgee]

-claims to be an Alpha male

-reads romance novels

Sounds legit

[Johnnie Walker]

Compliment her clothes.

 

She'll reply with a thank you and then she'll offer one for you too.

 

You will oblige.

 

[Cknarf]

Ask her to tell you stories. Old people are hardcore.

 

Every time I see a little old lady at the store, I think:

 

"Man, I bet she she ****** a lot of ***** in the 50s."

 

Or some really old guy with a [insert war] veteran cap on...

 

[Voxr]

-claims to be an Alpha male

-reads romance novels

Sounds legit

What do you have against romance novels? Nora Roberts and Catherine Coulter complete my life on those long lonely days.

[TheBunz]

-claims to be an Alpha male

-reads romance novels

Sounds legit

Don't act like your grandma reads anything else

[Call Me Jord]

-claims to be an Alpha male

-reads romance novels

Sounds legit

 

Only an Alpha male would have the balls to read romance novels. 

 

That's why you're a Beta. 

[L. Han]

Dress up like your grand dad and role play as him.

 

You only live once, right?

[CassandraSaturn's Ring]

Dress up like your grand dad and role play as him.

 

You only live once, right?

 

Would probably be the first time she's seen him with an erection in years, heh heh.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

^ Damn you two!

[spinachdiaper]

I always check the updates on my grandmother's computer since my family is about as computer savvy as the Beverly Hillbillies.