It's been a bit Cass. Where have you been?
Don't provoke me to the use of explicit language.
It's been a bit Cass. Where have you been?
Don't provoke me to the use of explicit language.
Don't provoke me to the use of explicit language.
Let's hear it.
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
just popping in. I see Bunz is still looking for a girl. smh.
Why you hating on Bunz finding his soulmate?
just popping in. I see Bunz is still looking for a girl. smh.
Always until I find her.
That's the issue. You'll never find her if you keep looking. Stuff like that always happens when you don't expect it.
Bunz, is it possible your trying to hard to look for her?
Always until I find her.
Get a life and settle for a beta female!
what is your criteria for "the one"?
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what is your criteria for "the one"?
Min spec's required;
Good looking
Well mannered
Must cook equal or better than me
Exercises
Plays good video games
Likes to have sex daily
Doesn't cheat
Smells pleasant
Philosophical
Has sense of humor equal to my own
0.008% chance of finding her.
0.008% chance of finding her.
That might be too high, that's still about 560,000 people.
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*

That might be too high, that's still about 560,000 people.
No. 8 in 100,000 unmarried girl in proper age. Which becomes 8 girls in 300,000. Consider many cities are even less populated than 300K!
Guest_Corvus I_*
Keep looking Bunz. I have one that satisfies all of these requirements, well except for the Video games, and cooking. But she makes up for by taking me out to eat regularly and buying me new computers when ever the next and best come out. She is also candid and quick witted, with the extra benefit of being an lesbian.Min spec's required;
Good looking
Well mannered
Must cook equal or better than me
Exercises
Plays good video games
Likes to have sex daily
Doesn't cheat
Smells pleasant
Philosophical
Has sense of humor equal to my own
Keep looking Bunz. I have one that satisfies all of these requirements, well except for the Video games, and cooking. But she makes up for by taking me out to eat regularly. She is also candid and quick witted, with the extra benefit of being an lesbian.

But yeah dude, sure, we all have our preferences, but you might be setting the bar a little high.
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
My perfect woman;
- must be alive ( non- negotiable)
- has to have female genitalia
- ok w missing or extra chromosomes
- must have BMI between 15 & 90
- married is ok
- amputees encouraged
- no PTSD plz
- must have nice teeth
Why? ![]()
qualifications to be my lady:
-human
-legal
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
That's the issue. You'll never find her if you keep looking. Stuff like that always happens when you don't expect it.
I can confirm this. Sort of.
Guest_Catch This Fade_*
Why?
Not everyone is into the whole Tarkatan thing like you are.
love can't be predicted or controlled. It knows not time or distance either.
Guest_AugmentedAssassin_*
Not everyone is into the whole Tarkatan thing like you are.
Tarkatan?
love can't be predicted or controlled. It knows not time or distance either.

qualifications to be my lady:
-human
-legal
Oh...
Tarkatan?