Cullen: "Okay recruits I have invited the aged Korg the Mighty, the finest dragon slayer of our era. He will speak to you about the dangers of facing dragons."
Korg: "Ahhh a fine looking but green group of recruits. If you survue the 1st encounter with a dragon you may surive a few more. I put this to you, what is the most dangerous aspect of facing a Dragon?"
Legionaire Recruit: "Why the giant maw, with many teeth like a row of pikes and jaws that can crush a boulder let alone a person in armour. That must be the most dangerous thing we will face agaisnt a dragon."
Korg: "Incorrect, next!"
Elementalist Recruit: "Of course it must be the taloned claws! Front and back legs, nails like rows of vorpal daggers, can attack two at a time. The claws will shred you before you can make a move."
Korg: "Wrong! Dangerous yes but not the most dangerous,....next!"
Archer recruit: "Ha! My fellow recruits are fools. Thier breath weapons, seared to the bone by a river of fire, a frost breath that will freeze a man solid or a lightning breath that will fry a man in metal armour, That was easy!"
Korg: "Ahhh, they always make the same mistakes, NO! It is not the breath!"
Elementalist recruit:: "Then what is it Korg the mighty? Is this a trick question, over confidence perhaps?"
Korg: "Wing flapping!"
Legionaire Recruit: "What? You mean like the mighty heavy wings bashing you to the ground and implaing you on their wing spikes?"
Korg: "No, they just flap their wings at you in a most menacing fashion!"
Elementalist recruit: "Not the breath weapon? The talons or the Mighty head and teeth?"
Korg: "Bah! They are like being hit by a feather pillow, hit by marshmallow and being gummed by a toothless nug! Those wing flaps though...pure devastation!"
Archer recruit: "But I'm an archer, I am standing 80 yards away, surely,,,,"
Korg: "The 1st flap brings you in 20 yards closer! Oh and it takes away 1/4 of your health, the 2nd flap! 20 feet closer and another 1/4 of your health! And so on."
Legionaire: "But like I have full barrier and guard, a mere flap won't hurt me will it!"
Korg: "Fool, nothing is worse than flapping angry wings my friend. Pray to the maker if the dragon does not use those useles minor attacks and actually flaps its wings."





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