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Meanwhile, back at the Dragon Slaying training academy...


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Cullen:  "Okay recruits I have invited the aged Korg the Mighty, the finest dragon slayer of our era.  He will speak to you about the dangers of facing dragons."

 

Korg:  "Ahhh a fine looking but green group of recruits.  If you survue the 1st encounter with a dragon you may surive a few more.  I put this to you, what is the most dangerous aspect of facing a Dragon?"

 

Legionaire Recruit:  "Why the giant maw, with many teeth like a row of pikes and jaws that can crush a boulder let alone a person in armour.  That must be the most dangerous thing we will face agaisnt a dragon."

 

Korg:  "Incorrect, next!"

 

Elementalist Recruit:  "Of course it must be the taloned claws!  Front and back legs, nails like rows of vorpal daggers, can attack two at a time. The claws will shred you before you can make a move."

 

Korg:  "Wrong!  Dangerous yes but not the most dangerous,....next!"

 

Archer recruit: "Ha!  My fellow recruits are fools.  Thier breath weapons, seared to the bone by a river of fire, a frost breath that will freeze a man solid or a lightning breath that will fry a man in metal armour, That was easy!"

 

Korg:  "Ahhh, they always make the same mistakes, NO!  It is not the breath!"

 

Elementalist recruit:: "Then what is it Korg the mighty?  Is this a trick question, over confidence perhaps?"

 

Korg: "Wing flapping!"

 

Legionaire Recruit: "What?  You mean like the mighty heavy wings bashing you to the ground and implaing you on their wing spikes?"

 

Korg:  "No, they just flap their wings at you in a most menacing fashion!"

 

Elementalist recruit: "Not the breath weapon?  The talons or the Mighty head and teeth?"

 

Korg: "Bah!  They are like being hit by a feather pillow, hit by marshmallow and being gummed by a toothless nug!  Those wing flaps though...pure devastation!"

 

Archer recruit: "But I'm an archer, I am standing 80 yards away, surely,,,,"

 

Korg: "The 1st flap brings you in 20 yards closer!  Oh and it takes away 1/4 of your health, the 2nd flap!  20 feet closer and another 1/4 of your health!  And so on."

 

Legionaire:  "But like I have full barrier and guard, a mere flap won't hurt me will it!"

 

Korg:  "Fool, nothing is worse than flapping angry wings my friend.  Pray to the maker if the dragon does not use those useles minor attacks and actually flaps its wings."


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Drasca

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The circular wing flaps are actually DoT. Isabella isn't affected with elusive + dot passive. You can stand 100 meters away and not be affected, but you won't be able to do damage to them with arrows while she flaps her tornado. The exact required distance is harder to measure.

 

You can also avoid being pulled in if there's any (destructable) cover left too.



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Unfortunately, most of my dragon fights, so far, I've been playing a melee character. (Due to most pugs already choosing a duelist or virtuoso.) So, ignore the flapping and have to rush in close anyway.

Yes, I ignore your flapping, mighty winged one!

Just... no swooping. Swooping is bad.



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Barg the mightier: "Wrong, Korg the Mighty. The most dangerous part of fighting a dragon is lag in zone 4"
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Barg the mightier: "Wrong, Korg the Mighty. The most dangerous part of fighting a dragon is lag in zone 4"

(Only if you have a couple of banjo pickers on your team.)


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(Only if you have a couple of banjo pickers on your team.)


I can never go on a quest without bards singing of my glories. Sing, you fools! Sing of my greatness! Now rez me pls.
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