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[FemShem]

Throw down a quote.  I'm sure you can be wittier than me!

Quotes we wish existed in Dragon Age...and wish we could say:

 

1. Why is it when BioWare wants us to dislike a character they make them French?

2. For gods' sakes what will it take to make you sleep with me?

3. Corypheus from the DLC?

4. Where are the wenches and Cabana Boys?

5. Seriously, is everyone in Dragon Age gay but me?

6. Can I talk you out of your non-romanceble status?

7. The best stories are the one I just unlocked on my last play through.

8. Why is this plant located under the mountain?

9. Just say "swooping" again, that is some pinky tight shite right there.

10. Why do you keep saying "Inquisitor" randomly?

[Paragonslustre]

F*uck off Bianca

[Bunny]

Game over, man!

[FemShem]

 

1. I'll be in my bunk
2. That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.

Wait... Probably don't want Mr. Whedon to sue us.  Nevermind.

 

I forgot Whedon existed...wait is that a good thing or bad thing that he is back in my memory banks...

His annoying face on the screen...saving the Enterprise again...I think he's more annoying than Shatner.

Yeah, Bioware needs to let us program in 10 random things we can say...so when we're drunk playing...it'll just be funnier...

[FemShem]

Game over, man!

I just fell in love with you.  Best top ten best movie quotes of all time IMHO!

[lynroy]

Pre-Order cancelled!

Wait....

[FemShem]

Pre-Order cancelled!

Wait....

I love that I can hear it in Dorian's voice because of your avatar pic.  Now off to fake killing things.

May the dwarf be with you! (At least in DA2 and DA:I)

[Dieb]

I love that I can hear it in Dorian's voice because of your avatar pic.

 

What.

[Sifr]

Corypheus: You toy with forces beyond your ken!

Inquisitor: Well your ken can kiss my barbie...

 

Corypheus: Exalt the Elder One, the will that is Corypheus.

Inquisitor: Wait a moment, I have to ask... what kind of name is "The Elder One?"

Corypheus: Excuse me?

Inquisitor: I mean, who picks a nom de guerre that basically amounts to "Really Old Guy". Its hardly intimidating, is it? To be quite honest, kinda makes me feel like I'm picking on the elderly?

Corypheus: You insulant...

Inquisitor: And what's up with "Corypheus", you're the head of a choir? Hardly a qualification in of itself, although if this becomes some kind of song contest, I guess you might take the edge? I must warn you however, I am an excellent dancer?

[Ashaantha]

Inquistor: *watches Dragon fly over Haven* that's it, I'm outta here.

 

Stop! Hammer time.

 

Inquisitor: So I have to save the world? *laughs until can't breathe* We're all doomed.

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

"I'm not going to lie to you, I actually have no idea what I'm doing."

[Toasted Llama]

[myahele]

[vertigomez]

Aeducan: "I did not do it. I didn't kill Trian, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me MORE relief than a thousand lying whores! I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it."

[Gileadan]

"Another letter next to a corpse, another case for CSI Ferelden."  (exploration is not for the faint of heart)

 

"Aaand I did it my way..." (look at all those corpses!)

 

*stab!* *whack!*  "Stop." *slash!*  "Inquisition." *crunch!* (they had a chance to surrender!)

[I SOLD MY SOUL TO BIOWARE]

Aeducan: "I did not do it. I didn't kill Trian, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me MORE relief than a thousand lying whores! I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it."

 

Then Gorim would totally need the "I will be your champion." scene. :S

[Sifr]

"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself..."

 

"Can I get you a ladder... so you can hit people with it?"

 

"There's a Donkey in the Spoon Drawer!"

 

(That last one always makes me laugh, it should be in every game)

 

[vertigomez]

Whoops, this is specifically DAI huh?

Dueling for Josie, Malcolm Reynolds style.

Lord Otranto: You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it! For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward.
Josephine: It's humiliation!
Inquisitor: Sure, it would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. [lightly stabs Otranto with the sword] Guess I'm just a good man.
[stabs him again] Well... I'm alright.

[Ashaantha]

The next person to call me "your worship" is getting a fireball to the face.

[Alex Hawke]

About lack of healers: "We need a medic".

[S_i_d_e_winder]

So let me get this straight. To be an assassin I have to pick 20 weeds?

[Isaidlunch]

"Please follow me into this open cell Fiona"