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[Dieb]

Whoops, this is specifically DAI huh?

Dueling for Josie, Malcolm Reynolds style.

Lord Otranto: You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it! For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward.
Josephine: It's humiliation!
Inquisitor: Sure, it would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood... Mercy is the mark of a great man. [lightly stabs Otranto with the sword] Guess I'm just a good man.
[stabs him again] Well... I'm alright.

 Favourite episode of a show, ever.

 

"That's Lord. The sash indicates the lordship"

-"...and I thought you made Mister [Whatever planet they were on]!"

[vertigomez]

Favourite episode of a show, ever.
 
"That's Lord. The sash indicates the lordship"
-"...and I thought you made Mister [Whatever planet they were on]!"

If only we could've worn Kaylee's dress to the ball...

Spoiler

[Fireheart]

Aww, I thought it said "Quests" not quotes. :/

[turuzzusapatuttu]

Inquisitor: "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Cassandra: "Yes, I think it's time we try something new. Just, go slow, it's going to hurt"
Inquisitor: "Don't worry, I'll be gentle."

... the next morning ...

Varric: "Seeker, are you all right? Why are you walking like that?"
Cassandra: "Mind your own business, dwarf!"

Aeducan: "I did not do it. I didn't kill Trian, but I wish that I had! Watching your vicious bastard die gave me MORE relief than a thousand lying whores! I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you! I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it."

Best TV series quote ever.

[Fearsome1]

1) Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit!

2) Alas, I'm dying beyond my means.

3) A man who won't die for something is not fit to live!

4) Retreat? Hell, we just got here.

5) You can kiss my ass!!

6) Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?

7) No damn man kills me and lives!

8) Every normal man must be tempted at times to just spit on his hands, hoist that black flag and begin slitting throats.

9) My center is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking!

10) It's better to die on your feet, than live on your knees!

[FemShem]

Line I really wish Inquisitor (really any BioWare Player controlled toon could say):

"The following people can f**c themselves...starting with you *attack*."

[Beregond5]

Inquisitor: *Seeing Envy approaching* Yeah? Well, f**k you too! *throws dynamite*


 

[berelinde]

"Yes, actually, I do know where you can buy Fereldan locks."

"Why, yes, of course you have the authority to cancel that requisition."

"Welcome back, Inquisitor. I've received some new inventory since your last visit. I hope you enjoy the expanded selection."

"Thank you for your patronage, Inquisitor. Your new wardrobe will be delivered to Skyhold immediately."

"Welcome to our salon. We offer a full line of hair extensions and unique hair accessories."

[vertigomez]

Corypheus: No weapons. No friends. No hope. Take all that away, and what's left?

Inquisitor: Me.

*proceeds to kick ass*

[agonis]

1) Have I played the part well? Then applaud as I exit!

2) Alas, I'm dying beyond my means.

3) A man who won't die for something is not fit to live!

4) Retreat? Hell, we just got here.

5) You can kiss my ass!!

6) Come on you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever?

7) No damn man kills me and lives!

8) Every normal man must be tempted at times to just spit on his hands, hoist that black flag and begin slitting throats.

9) My center is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking!

10) It's better to die on your feet, than live on your knees!

 

Friedrich, ein Deutscher Kaiser?

[Broganisity]

"Lelianna, you're fired."
"I let Hawke die just to make you sad, Varric."
"Varric, you're fired."
"We'll bang, okay?"

[berelinde]

"I can get within 300 leagues of Varric without starting a clan war, Bianca. I'm not the one he has to watch out for."

[TheExtreamH]

(Inquisitor) I wish for my sword to be enchanted.

 

(Dagna) OK

 

(Inquisitor) Enchanted.....Enchantment. Something about that seems to familiar.

[vertigomez]

Sera: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Dorian: Oh GOD, I can't know that!
Blackwall: ...I could stand to hear a little more.

[surgeraven]

Mage pickup line:

 

"It's not true passion until the bedroll catches fire."

[Jedi Master of Orion]

Corypheus: Tell me, where is your Maker now? Call him! Call down his wrath upon me! You cannot, for he does not exist.

 

Inquisitor: *I* am the Maker's Wrath.

[FemShem]

BioWare is your Maker...

to any Chantry folk that annoy me!

*and drinking to all the great posts today* thanks for making me laugh.

[Paragonslustre]

To Corypheus at Haven, Adamant, Temple of Mythal and final battle:

Spoiler

[Onmens]

I really wanted to do that long, long laugh that Joker does in the Citadel DLC when they first tell you you're the herald of Andraste.

[aerisblight]

" no bull. You are going to ride ME "

[Alex Hawke]

Here Lies The Abyss.

Nightmare: Did you think you mattered, Hawke? Did you think anything you ever did mattered?

Hawke (option 1): Stopped Qunari invasion, started the mage rebellion, killed the knight-commander.. Hell, yes.

Hawke (option 2): Ask Elthina, you'll see her soon.

[Sifr]

Here Lies The Abyss.

Nightmare: Did you think you mattered, Hawke? Did you think anything you ever did mattered?

Hawke (option 1): Stopped Qunari invasion, started the mage rebellion, killed the knight-commander.. Hell, yes.

Hawke (option 2): Ask Elthina, you'll see her soon.

 

Hawke (Option 3): Varric, I think the demon that no-one's ever heard of and who doesn't have a popular book written about him, might be feeling a little threatened by my degree of infamy? Should I write him a card?

[vertigomez]

^ These are gold.

I'm gonna continue to crib quotes from Joss Whedon shows, 'cause that's how I roll.

Dorian: No one is judging you. It's understandable... Bull is strong and mysterious and sort of huge but well-muscled.
Inquisitor: I am not having sex with Bull! But I'm starting to think that you might be.