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[Bunny]

It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds.

[Dieb]

Morrigan: "Actually, I'm a single mother."

[Sifr]

^ These are gold.

I'm gonna continue to crib quotes from Joss Whedon shows, 'cause that's how I roll.

Dorian: No one is judging you. It's understandable... Bull is strong and mysterious and sort of huge but well-muscled.
Inquisitor: I am not having sex with Bull! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

 

Joss Whedon quotes fit so well with Inquisition, it's actually kinda frightening (and awesome);

 

Inquisitor: Do you want to run this Inquisition?

Vivienne: Yes.

Inquisitor: Well... you can't?

 

Varric: *Unlocking a chest* At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.

 

Inquisitor: *On romancing Cassandra* Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it! Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

 

Cole: I swallowed a bug.

[Dieb]

Joss Whedon quotes fit so well with Inquisition, it's actually kinda frightening (and awesome);

 

 

Inquisitor: Wait, so Briala and Empress Celene...?

Blackwall: I'll be in my barn.

 

Hawke: (aping Wardens) Uhh, the Deep Roads... we and our trusty army of demons are going to rid this place of the Darkspa -Nyaaar, we'd rather rid it of you!! -Ahh, demons! Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal! Ahh...!

 

Lordseeker Lucius: Leave this place with your pitiful band of heretics, or I'll have my men cut you down right here!

Inquisitor: It's funny you would say that. Because... now, I'm a little confused. And pissed. And armed.

[FemShem]

Inquisitor: Wait, so Briala and Empress Celene...?

Blackwall: I'll be in my barn.

 

Hawke: (aping Wardens) Uhh, the Deep Roads... we and our trusty army of demons are going to rid this place of the Darkspa -Nyaaar, we'd rather rid it of you!! -Ahh, demons! Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal! Ahh...!

 

Lordseeker Lucius: Leave this place with your pitiful band of heretics, or I'll have my men cut you down right here!

Inquisitor: It's funny you would say that. Because... now, I'm a little confused. And pissed. And armed.

OMG!  The last one is making me cry. I laughed so hard!

[Sifr]

Corypheus: You're a fool, no weapon forged can stop me.

Inquisitor: That was then... *raises the Anchor* ...this is now.

 

[Al Foley]

Inquisitor: Wait, so Briala and Empress Celene...?

Blackwall: I'll be in my barn.

 

Hawke: (aping Wardens) Uhh, the Deep Roads... we and our trusty army of demons are going to rid this place of the Darkspa -Nyaaar, we'd rather rid it of you!! -Ahh, demons! Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal! Ahh...!

 

Lordseeker Lucius: Leave this place with your pitiful band of heretics, or I'll have my men cut you down right here!

Inquisitor: It's funny you would say that. Because... now, I'm a little confused. And pissed. And armed.

...I don't get the last one.  

[vertigomez]

Joss Whedon quotes fit so well with Inquisition, it's actually kinda frightening (and awesome);

Inquisitor: Do you want to run this Inquisition?
Vivienne: Yes.
Inquisitor: Well... you can't?

Varric: *Unlocking a chest* At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.

Inquisitor: *On romancing Cassandra* Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it! Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

Cole: I swallowed a bug.

Inquisitor: Wait, so Briala and Empress Celene...?
Blackwall: I'll be in my barn.

Hawke: (aping Wardens) Uhh, the Deep Roads... we and our trusty army of demons are going to rid this place of the Darkspa -Nyaaar, we'd rather rid it of you!! -Ahh, demons! Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal! Ahh...!

Lordseeker Lucius: Leave this place with your pitiful band of heretics, or I'll have my men cut you down right here!
Inquisitor: It's funny you would say that. Because... now, I'm a little confused. And pissed. And armed.

SWEET BABY JESUS at last I have found my people.

Inquisitor: "I was just bluffing with that talk about arresting you. I mean, who needs that kind of paperwork? ...Solas, light him on fire."

Krem: "Man walks down the street in those boots, people know he's not afraid of anything."

Bull: "Right, here's the plan: we go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us."

Vivienne: "Your power obviously doesn't affect me, or our friend the pugilist."
Sera: "Oh, your arse better pray I don't look that word up."

"You die, and a demon sets up shop in your old house, and it walks, and it talks, and it remembers your life, but it's not you..." (Anders? )

Varric: "Cole is a good demon! I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and one being someone who's not."

[on darkspawn]
"If they take the fortress, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky... they'll do it in that order."

Bull: "YOU SHOOT ME IF A DEMON POSSESSES ME."
Sera: [notches arrow]
Bull: "...Well don't shoot me first."

[Sifr]

Varric: How would you even set up a meet, man won't deal with you?
Slim Couldry: Know a place he'll be. Safe place. High class, too. Won't let me in there. You might slip in. Of course, you couldn't buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle. I got my hands on a couple.

*Varric and Sera snicker*

Slim Couldry: Of invites.

[vertigomez]

ok this is the last one for the night i promise sorry not sorry

Inquisitor: "Dorian, let's get on this right now."
Dorian: "What do you suggest?"
Inquisitor: "Pfff, I suggest you use your books and find out what's going on! What, do I have to think of everything?"
[Dorian picks up a book and opens it]
Dorian: "Oh, here it is!"
Dorian: "It says 'I have absolutely no idea what's going on.'"

[Sifr]

A slight break from Whedonesque dialogue, least we end up just quoting all his stuff;

 

Inquisitor: Hey, Bull, have you seen Blackwall?

Iron Bull: Yeah, he's knocking one out in the barn?

Inquisitor: He's what?!

Iron Bull: Y'know, tending his wood?

Inquisitor: He's working on that toy griffin?

Iron Bull: Oh, was that what he was talking about? That explains a lot?

[Ashaantha]

Playing a mage Herald and doing Champions of the Just quest:

 

before leaving for the templar stringhold:

Inquisitor (sarcastically) : "Right. A mage waltzing into a Templar fortress during a mage vs templar war. Nothing is going to go wrong here. Nothing at all"

 

Upon arriving back in Haven:

Inquisitor: "I friggin' told you that would happen, but did you listen? noooo"

[Clark]

Breaking up with your Love Interest...

 

Inquisitor: I can't do this anymore.

Love Interest: What? But, I thought we... I've come to care for you a great deal!

Inquisitor: Is that so? Then tell me, what's my first name?

Love Interest:    . . .

Inquisitor: That's what I thought.

[Duelist]

Inquisitor: "No more runnin. I aim to misbehave."

[Sifr]

A Mage during Champions of the Just, after finding out the truth about Corin.

 

Inquisitor: *Laughing hysterically* Oh, this is rich... you mean to tell me that Templars, who've trained for years to detect and fight demons, cannot tell that not only is a demon right under their noses, but has been impersonating their frigging leader for months?

[Bunny]

He saw the operation you tried to pull today

But your humiliation means he still votes “neigh”

And now assassination is just the only way

There will be blood, it might be yours

So go kill someone

Signed: Bad Horse

[Hurbster]

When the Inquisitor is low on health in a battle..

 

"You made me bleed my own blood!".

[Ahriman]

"Call me Herald of Andraste one more time, I dare, I double dare you!"

 

-We'll say Maker helped us

-No, we'll say the truth.

-No, people won't understand.

-Did I misshear something or this Grey Walrus is arguing with me?

(Pain of playing as non-andrastian, yeah)

 

"Don't you guys find it strange that you acted as my councilors before I even became your chief?"

[WardenWade]

Hero of Ferelden:  "I'm back."

Divine Leliana: "And we're getting MARRIED!"

 

 

Mages: Let's work this out.

Templars: Couldn't agree more.

Chantry: Let's all shake on it.

[Al Foley]

*Inquisitor draws back string with arrow on it, some random bandit stops in mid reach going for his sword which has fallen*  

 

Inquisitor:  Ah ah, if you go for it, I'll start with your tender bits, if you attack me...it only gets worse from there.  

[SmilesJA]

[aerisblight]

Dear viv,

If you want that snowy wyvern heart, you better tell me why you want it. The last time someone asked me to gather materials, it blew up a chantry.

I'm on to you!

[QuarianOtter]

"We'll bang, okay?"

[Ariella]

Cullen: (on his family) I do not write to them as often as I should.

Inquisitor: Which translates to you never write them unless harassed, correct?

Cullen: (clears throat) I...uhm...

Inquisitor: Don't bother, I read your sister's letter.

Cullen: Maker's breath....

[KaiserShep]

[Inquisitor to Cabot]

I'd like a dragon flagon, my good man.