http://www.kotaku.co...gure-soft-boobs
LOL
Of course we know who will object to this.
I demand sex equality. I want a Snake statuette with a soft penis. Because if we can have squeezable breast figurines, I also want limp dicked action figures!
Tell me more about these breasts.
So?
Tell me more about these breasts.

So will the Snake figure have a squeezable butt?
Because I don't really care about Quiet tbh.
Solid isn't in MGSV.
It's Big Boss.
Or Venom Snake because he doesn't like being called Big Boss.
It's Big Boss.
Is it Clone? Is it?
Is it Clone? Is it?
Eyepatch says yes ![]()
But depending who you ask it's actually Decoy Octopus or Gray Fox because Keifer Sutherland.
Is it Clone? Is it?
Big Boss is the original "Snake". Others (Solid, Liquid etc.) are clones.
My contemporary self thinks this is dumb and silly.
I refuse to discuss how the 13-year-old me would have felt about it.
My contemporary self thinks this is dumb and silly.
I refuse to discuss how the 13-year-old me would have felt about it.
*looks at avatar*
Don't you mean will feel? ![]()
*looks at avatar*
Don't you mean will feel?
I am a paradox of time and space.
Everybody needs a pair of boobs they can squeeze.
I've got that covered.
I've got that covered.

Big Boss is the original "Snake". Others (Solid, Liquid etc.) are clones.
Ah but the question is are we actually playing as the Big Boss in Phantom Pain? If you look at the multiplayer component it would seem you are playing as Big Boss who is trying to steal resources from and sabotage the operations of Big Boss who retaliates by firing a rocket at Big Boss.
Would the real Big Boss please stand up?
Eyepatch says yes
But depending who you ask it's actually Decoy Octopus or Gray Fox because Keifer Sutherland.
Everyone know Big Boss is secretly Jack Bauer ![]()
Why not? Kojima loves fanservice for his male and female fans.
I would also guess they have a Snake figure with a squeezable ass on the way.
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