I didn't know that plotholes, inconsistencies and plain, convoluted plot could be called objectively good writing. Bioware's "politics" in DA2 boiled down to every faction being crazy and/or stupid.
Solas: Yaaawwwwn. What a good sleep. I'm sure happy to be awake. Wait a minute, elves are in terrible shape! Darn, if only my powers were at their most efficient, I could help them. *Looks at his orb.* Need to find somebody to unlock this sucker for me, so the elves can be all immortal and magical again. Maybe I should look up Mythal, see what she's up to nowadays...
Corypheus: *jumps into body of Darkspawn that is coincidentally near Solas* Raaaaarrr! I'm an ancient magister and super powerful!
Solas: Whoa! Hey buddy. Mind helping me out here? I've got this orb and I don't currently have enough power to use it to give elves their rightful place in the world.
Corypheus: Of course, my good man. Why wouldn't I?
Solas: *gives orb* Thanks man. You're really doing me a solid here.
Corypheus: Yess... a solid. That's what I'm doing. You don't by any chance know where the southern Divine is right now, do you?
Solas: Er, I just woke up but I think she may be in Haven. It's a good bet, anyway.
Corypheus: Thanks, bro.
Solas: No. Thank YOU, bro.





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