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If Salarian butts were a type of ammo, then what type would they be?


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Just curious.  I often catch myself daydreaming, and not even playing, because I'm captivated by a teammate's Salarian butt.  I think they are like AP ammo, in that they are well rounded, suitable for every build, and beg for dat penetration. 

 

If you also find yourself gazing at those pretty patoots, post a comment below and let me know what kind of ammo you feel like they are similar to and why.

 

AP because of penetration?

Phasic because you bypass shields and get to the meat?

Disruptor for shock effect?

Incendiary for the damage over time, and you like how it burns?

 

Let me know!


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Anything that isn't IV


Editing the title isn't cool.
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Incendiary IV because glitch and AP IV because I use it most.

OP do you want to play sometime? Do you have Instagram?
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Incendiary IV because glitch

 

ugh, ran out of likes.

 

but yea "Incendiary IV because glitch"

 

also phasic rounds are 2nd.



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Warp...

Doesn't have the overwriting issue disruptor and inc has
Highest bonus vs. armor, not counting the multi hit glitch
Excellent on biotics, which happens to by fav class
Don't have to use piercing mod on hitscan guns because of its armor weakening (can go with power amp and damage mods on pistols and smgs)
Not weapon dependent, like phasic or even AP/drill

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incendiary because kill it with fire.
warp because massive dmg bonus.


phasic only on widow and javelin.
disruptor only on flamers with acolyte.



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Warp...

Doesn't have the overwriting issue disruptor and inc has
Highest bonus vs. armor, not counting the multi hit glitch
Excellent on biotics, which happens to by fav class
Don't have to use piercing mod on hitscan guns because of its armor weakening (can go with power amp and damage mods on pistols and smgs)
Not weapon dependent, like phasic or even AP/drill

would warp be better to use on the javelin rather than phasic?



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TheNightSlasher

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would warp be better to use on the javelin rather than phasic?


No, but that's a special case. That's why I said phasic is weapon dependent.

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Excella Gionne

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Warp. Although, I do love the dextro cheese.



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255 of every ammo thank you RNGjesus :wizard:

 

AP4 for that extra penetration I so love

Phasics for when shields be damned

Warp for when antibiotics need be applied

Incendiary for when playing ME3MP is great, and cheese makes it better

DIsruptor for hey shithead enemy how do you like this?



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I never have enough Explosive Ammo.


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Ap ammo, especially with Executioner (or AR used by Turians): because nothing say getrekt! like a multiheadshot.

Also warp ammo with the Crusader: a Shaman has to preach the Word. And, Kalros willing, he will preach the lead out of you, one clip at a time!



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I use them all. Fave? Too many faves.



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Polonium Rounds


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Incheesiary

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whoa, dat thread change...
 
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Excella Gionne

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Anti-Krogan rounds. They'd tear their butts to pieces.



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This is the best ninja edit in the history of ninja edits.
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If they drink Ryncol... explosive.



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I have noticed over the last 3 weeks..that Disruptor Rounds only work 50% of the time against Geth & Cerberus...It's like they are choosing to ignore them.



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Clean Shaven Ammo III



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Salarian butts would be incendiary 'cause they make my eyes burn. Think about frog booty...not nice.



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Froggy Style > Doggy Style


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  I am so glad you brought this up.  I have often wondered if other people have thoughts on alien butts as much as I have, but I fail to pull the trigger on making a thread because I have some respect for myself.  Since you are capable of being a pathfinder (and shameless individual) in this category of parculiar aesthetics, I am willing to weigh in. 

 

  Alien butt rankings from sexiest to grossest:

 

Asari (let's just pretend we don't know its a fit white lady who painted it blue)

Batarian (honey you got an ass fit for the NFL)

Quarian (pretty much a human butt)

Krogan (literally has me chasing tail)

Geth (mehhh)

Turian (all legs)

Prothean (i dont even know if its an ass)

Salarian (its more of a poo container than an actual ass IMO)

 

  Now some of you may ask "Mammal, why are you so obsessed with alien butts?".  Firstly, I didn't bring it up.  The weirdo OP did.  Secondly, don't you find it odd that you aren't allowed to customize the POV of this game even though it makes 100% sense to allow it?   My theory is Bioware wants us to look at alien butts. (and rate them)  I can only come to this conclusion as some people are so sick of alien butts, that t hey edit coalesc to see less of them.   Thank you and good night.

 

  O and to answer your question, Warp why not.


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