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It has emerged today that a 19 year-old man from Manchester is taking the piri piri Chicken giant to court, alleging that his dining experience was not as advertised and ‘only about half as cheeky as expected’.
The teenager who plays for a Sunday league team, attended his local branch of Nando’s whilst on lunch from studying Sports Science at college. He alleges that despite ordering a 1/2 chicken and covering it with medium strength piri piri sauce, taking several pictures for instagram and making incessant jokes about ‘putting it up the arse of that one who does health and beauty,’ his trip to Nando’s was marginally cheeky, despite high expectations
A chicken chef from the branch has this to say: “Really I’m not sure what else we could have done to accommodate the young lads expectations. He ordered the chicken and I cooked the chicken. The chicken was served to him and he covered it with piri piri sauce. I physically fail to understand what could have been different. I’m at a loss to understand how his experience could have been improved without a waitress sucking him off under a table, the little ****!”
The 19 year-old is expected to receive upwards of £10,000 if his claim is successful. He said he plans to spend the money on clothes from River Island, a few bottles of Grey Goose for his friends to be pictured with in his local nightclub, a prostitute, MDMA and a trip to Maga with the boys.
The impending legal battle has sparked confusion across the world, with Nando’s USA failing to understand what qualifies as a ‘cheeky’ Nando’s.
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