Since the forum seems to love haikus, I thought I'd provide an alternate "Your last PUG in one word" thread.
My last game in several haikus:
Crusader Kroguard
Pyjak Murdered his Cooldowns
No charge, no res, hah!
Glitchy Lift Grenades
Gave my points to Asari
KroSent not amused.
Squad Command Juggy
Shrieks and Curses we don't group
Spams heavy Melee
Reapers, hydra, gold
Asari Vanguard topped scores
(Glitchy Lift Grenades!)
The Last PUG Sucked
That Much is True
That last PUG
Was probably you.
Speak merican or get out
We already have hiaku thread
So youll report me
I speak English, yo.
Mods likely to ruin both threads
Stop accusing me
Rio Geth Preset
Hosted by a Warlord
Real Krogans U/U
Haiku are great
Fun to write
except when you have too many syla
Krogan Sentinel
Fifty tech kills medal, wow.
Tech armor, bitches!
The game is so old
You losers still playing it?
Phew! I have retired
Such naive bronze pug
Brought them to gold: their first one.
Proudly: We extracted.
One Krogan Warlord
And one Cerberus Dragoon
Who do you think won?
^
Based on statistics
And available Data
It was hammertime?
^
Based on statistics
And available Data
It was hammertime?
Surely you jest, Ran.
Proud Tuchanka's sons and daughters
Only play whack a mole.
(Being English not my mother language, I've to ask: how does it work with articles? Do they count? Or not? Also, asking rules of english spelling for haiku makes me feel a darn snob. XD)
You're both mistaken
In their 1v1 battle
The Warlord sucked balls
Was almost as bad
As that Puggernaut we had
On Firebase Jade
Speak merican or get out
We already have hiaku thread
So youll report me
Your badges are too low
You cannot control me sir
Have a beer and chill
When two big krogans
dance in Jade map with boldness
Results are messy.
Hosting for a change
Headshots don't make Phantoms die
Need more Nightshade Blades
Retour en haut
