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[AlexiaRevan]

I say First enchanter....the head of a circle yet you don't have much say . Templar always ogling you..mages coming to you with worry and you can't do much about it and must work with Templar knowing they can rat you or just kill someone if they feel like it . 

[myahele]

An elf servant in Orlais

[FemHawke FTW]

Emperor/Empress of Orlais, having to play The Game 24/7 would drive me crazy.

[AlexiaRevan]

Emperor/Empress of Orlais, having to play The Game 24/7 would drive me crazy.

Unless you are good at it...then you are never bored 

[Jedi Master of Orion]

I feel like the Archon, Emperoress of Orlais and King/Queen of Orzammar are probably the rulers that have to deal with the most violent political intrigue among their subordinates.

[berelinde]

Ruler of Orlais, without a doubt. Everybody wants to kill you. You have to be on your guard all the time, but they only have to get lucky once.

[S_i_d_e_winder]

Skyhold scaffolding worker. I'm pretty sure they all wear red shirts.

And maybe dwarf paragon. Getting that title doesn't seem to end well.

[Master Warder Z_]

A elven knight.

They have to deal with stupid sexy humans.

[TheDovah]

The worst job to have in Thedas is Grey Warden if you hate killing Darkspawn for 30 years, value your ability to reproduce and like being adknowledged for your deeds and as a bonus, you get to fight to the very death or turn into a ghoul. Isn't that just grand? Oh and it's a pretty tedious job in between blights. Just kill some darkspawn only for more darkspawn to appear then find out where those darkspawn came from, put a stop to it and repeat.

 

Inquisitor. Everyone hates you. Everyone loves you. Everyone wants to kill you and then there's the mountains of reports to read. And if that's not enough, once you've sealed the hole in the sky, everyone doesn't want you to be in charge of a powerful organisation anymore. (probably).  Or it's the best job in the world depending on your outlook on life.

 

Casteless. Techincally, i'm cheating but most Casteless jobs tend to be very **** and for pay so low that it can't even be described as poor. If you die, no-one cares. If you are arrested, no-one cares apart from the guards and they just want to enforce the law. If you impersonate a warrior and beat up all of the warrior caste's best warrior in a proving then you get to become a Grey Warden! Downside is, if you reject it, you are dead because of the crimes you have commited. However, you may become a paragon if you save the ****** world if pressed.

[Drasanil]

 

I wish the Divine selection process was more accurately understood. I would much prefer Cassandra to become Divine, but I've always gotten Leliana instead.

 

Here you go. Do you perchance ally with the mages? That alone gives Lel a huge lead right from the start. 

 

 

An elf servant in Orlais

 

There's worse, being an elf who isn't a servant in Orlais. At least the servant has the protection associated with being someone important's property. 

 

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As for the worst top job, I got to agree with those who said Inquisitor. You might be one of the most powerful individuals around, blessed by Andraste herself, but that won't stop slack jawed idiots from thinking you have nothing better to do than finding their lost goat. 

[dragonflight288]

Here you go. Do you perchance ally with the mages? That alone gives Lel a huge lead right from the start.



There's worse, being an elf who isn't a servant in Orlais. At least the servant has the protection associated with being someone important's property.

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As for the worst top job, I got to agree with those who said Inquisitor. You might be one of the most powerful individuals around, blessed by Andraste herself, but that won't stop slack jawed idiots from thinking you have nothing better to do than finding their lost goat.

That's an easy question to answer.

The goat was thrown on the walls.

[ComedicSociopathy]

That guy who had to be a "retainer"  for that noble in Blackwall's banter.

 

Someone has to make sure that the important people don't poop themselves in the middle of a war.

[colemanshane]

Janitor.
HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE BLOOD? Don't get me started on Walking Bomb.

[TheDovah]

Sod the Walking Bomb! You try cleaning up the mess left behind from Hawke's battles! It's taken the Janitor's guild years just to clean up one part of Kirkwall. We'll need at least another decade and that's if the merchants guild doesn't decide to charge us for taking so long.

[TK514]

Post-game Inquisitor. Once you don't hold the fate of the world ransom, you should be constantly trying to justify the existence of your organization to the other major powers, all of whom can see you possess all the use and purpose of a tick on a dog.

[fhs33721]

King of Orzammar probably. Just as much backstabbing, scheming and plotting from your peers as in Orlais. But unlike Orlais, which is at least fancy about it, the whole thing even lacks the slightest outward appearence of dignity. Plus instead of an influental empire you'll pretty much rule a single underground city full of nug feces and body odor, have to deal with the restrictive caste system and constatnly argue with traditional blockheads who would rather doom their slowly dying race than change anything.

Oh and let's not forget if some random assh*le invents something like smoke-free coals you'll have to lick her/his boots because Paragons are for some reason more important than even the king because clearly inventing coal is undisputabel proof that a person has to have leadership skills and get their own house (I see no way this carefully laid system could possibly fail... oh wait.)  Probably should even get the last say in who should be king as well. Just great.

[NaclynE]

Carte guild leader

Dwarven merchants guild representitive

 

Mainly because you live in Ozamar....which is close to the deep roads....which is close to some crazy Godzillaish type problems which may stop here and there but may erupt again and again.

 

Oh and BTW:

 

That's an easy question to answer.

The goat was thrown on the walls.

 

 

Agreed.

 

[Qun00]

Yeah, but... VALHALLA!

So shiny and chrome!

[Catche Jagger]

Saarebas.

Feels like an obvious choice, though it's not technically a "job"

[Nelyafinwe]

Anything to do with Insurance.
but seriously a really sucky job would be a servant in Orlais.

[KaiserShep]

Yeah, but... VALHALLA!

 

Now I'm imagining a Grey Warden about to strike the Archdemon down, and yelling "WITNESS ME!" before the other Wardens. 

[ComedicSociopathy]

A Dalish Keeper.

 

I mean seriously, Dalish clans are dropping like flies. Werewolves, Hawke, Demons, Red lyrium corrupted townsfolk. What next an entire clan death via frenzied nugs?

[Sifr]

Champion of Kirkwall... aka "The only one in Kirkwall not completely insane"

[KaiserShep]

Champion of Kirkwall... aka "The only one in Kirkwall not completely insane"

I know, right? People blame Hawke for all sorts of stuff, but what's one person supposed to do when the entire city is basically a free range asylum where every freak and weirdo from the underworld is just running amok because why the fudge not, and not even your companions truly help you with anything?

[Sifr]

I know, right? People blame Hawke for all sorts of stuff, but what's one person supposed to do when the entire city is basically a free range asylum where every freak and weirdo from the underworld is just running amok because why the fudge not, and not even your companions truly help you with anything?

 

Hawke is Batman, Kirkwall is Gotham and the Gallows are Arkham Asylum.

 

Spoiler

Both of Hawke's parents die, they have a flying creature a symbol, they live in a huge empty mansion and fight crime in their spare time... and as for the people around them, Aveline is Gordon, Isabela is Catwoman, Merrill is Poison Ivy, Anders is Two-Face and Bodahn is Alfred.