Hawke is Batman, Kirkwall is Gotham and the Gallows are Arkham Asylum.
Spoiler
Hawke: To the Hawke cave!
*scene transition and batman theme music*
Isabella: Uhm... Hawke, we are in your room in your estate.
Hawke: How do you come to such silly conclusions Isbella. We are in my secret hideout.
Isabella: Seriously, your servant Bhodan just walked past the door. I'm 100 percent sure we are just in your room.
Hawke: Curses the location of my headqurters has been revealed.
The Warden: Ah, how cute. You have a cave. I have the fortress of Solitude!
Nathienel: Is that what's we're calling the Vigil now?
The Warden:I can hardly call it the keep that withstood a darkspawn attack with just a few wardens and regular common folk as the main force whilst i save the entire world, again whilst having a pissing contest with the so called champion of Kirkwall.
Hawke: Try a horde of rampaging Qunari.
Warden: Try a horde of rampaging Ogres.
Hawke: Try fighting waves of blood mages!
Warden: Archdemon. ******. *drops the sword and walks away*
Inquisitor: Well, ****. *backs away*
Saarebas.
Feels like an obvious choice, though it's not technically a "job"
Defenetly.
if your a qunari mage...Your the #1 most hated person of the Qun and needs to be executed apparently.
I say First enchanter....the head of a circle yet you don't have much say . Templar always ogling you..mages coming to you with worry and you can't do much about it and must work with Templar knowing they can rat you or just kill someone if they feel like it .
I dunno. First Enchanter Vivienne was living the dream.
The Warden: Ah, how cute. You have a cave. I have the fortress of Solitude!
Nathienel: Is that what's we're calling the Vigil now?
The Warden:I can hardly call it the keep that withstood a darkspawn attack with just a few wardens and regular common folk as the main force whilst i save the entire world, again whilst having a pissing contest with the so called champion of Kirkwall.
Hawke: Try a horde of rampaging Qunari.
Warden: Try a horde of rampaging Ogres.
Hawke: Try fighting waves of blood mages!
Warden: Archdemon. ******. *drops the sword and walks away*
Inquisitor: Well, ****. *backs away*
Hawke and Quizzy got nothing on the Warden
Empress of Orlais might be the worst to me.
All of these titles inevitably involve the awful mix of religion and politics, given the nature of Thedas as a whole, but within Orlais, you have the freakin' Game as the cherry on top, and can easily die from it as if the normal routes of assasination weren't enough.
"Grey Warden" and "elven god" aren't looking too fun right now...
And "Divine," for obvious reasons.
No one is really safe, these days.
Viscount of Kirkwall
Edit: Last post...Did I break the thread or does this mean I won?
Inquisitor: Well, ****. *backs away*
I dunno man. Quizzy killed like a dozen dragons and something that would have turned the Warden into a meat suit.
I dunno. First Enchanter Vivienne was living the dream.
She wasn't a first enchanter yet. She was just Celenes court mage.
Old God.
Not only have you suffered the indignity of being knocked out and sealed away for millennia, but when you finally do get your alarm call and broken out of jail, you don't get to enjoy your freedom as you're instead turned into a blighted monstrosity.
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