The non-combative NPC glitch happens so often I decided to have a little fun with one of them.
This is Bob. He's an Undead. Bob decided not to attack us after seeing the Iron Bull in combat. So Bob became our friend.
Bob seemed to be really interested in Sera. Naughty boy.
Sadly Sera did not feel the same way about Bob. She tried to let him down as nice as possible.... by setting Bob on fire.
Tragically Bob did not survive being set on fire. Although he died, Bob got the last laugh.
The non-combative NPC glitch happens so often I decided to have a little fun with one of them.
This is Bob. He's an Undead. Bob decided not to attack us after seeing the Iron Bull in combat. So Bob became our friend.
Bob seemed to be really interested in Sera. Naughty boy.
Sadly Sera did not feel the same way about Bob. She tried to let him down as nice as possible.... by setting Bob on fire.
Tragically Bob did not survive being set on fire. Although he died, Bob got the last laugh.
This made my day 
Well...I found the story of Bob more engaging than I normally find combat in DAI to be.
Harsh.
Harsh.
Maybe. To be fair, I consider a friendly zombie called Bob following the protagonists around to be a reasonably entertaining premise.
But the combat does sometimes put me to sleep, and I'm still a little resentful towards the absence of the creation and entropy skill trees (among other things), so maybe I'm just taking my bad mood out on the game play.
Maybe. To be fair, I consider a friendly zombie called Bob following the protagonists around to be a reasonably entertaining premise.
But the combat does sometimes put me to sleep, and I'm still a little resentful towards the absence of the creation and entropy skill trees (among other things), so maybe I'm just taking my bad mood out on the game play.
I'm not playing MP with you if you're in a bad mood.
Although, it could improve your murder, death, kill.
Stab, stab, kill, kill!
Actually, that sounds like just the thing. 
Stab, stab, kill, kill!
Actually, that sounds like just the thing.
That's the spirit!
I will kill you and you will die!
Sing that song again
You guys are weird.
But the combat does sometimes put me to sleep, and I'm still a little resentful towards the absence of the creation and entropy skill trees (among other things), so maybe I'm just taking my bad mood out on the game play.
Nope. It's just that boring. Though I hate the combat in most BioWare games, so I'm already biased. Came for the characters tbh.
Bob for LI in DA4.
Morte approves.
He would approve greatly if Bob were Babette, but hey, these are more liberal times.
You guys are weird.
Nope. It's just that boring. Though I hate the combat in most BioWare games, so I'm already biased.
I prefer being weird. I'm allergic to conventionality.
I enjoyed spell casting in Origins, on occasion, but even that could be frustrating now and then.
If I could combine Bioware's character crafting with Skyrim combat, I would.
Came for the characters tbh.
Don't look now, but we agree on something.
Morte approves.
He would approve greatly if Bob were Babette, but hey, these are more liberal times.
Just because you don't have a penis anymore doesn't make you Sera's type, Bob.
No, that was just a female analogue.I meant Babette
Babette the vampire is far too old for poor Morte.
No, that was just a female analogue.
OMG, this thread is awesome! I want to marry it. That is all...lol.
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