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#1
Slevin424

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The non-combative NPC glitch happens so often I decided to have a little fun with one of them.

 

This is Bob. He's an Undead. Bob decided not to attack us after seeing the Iron Bull in combat. So Bob became our friend.

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Bob seemed to be really interested in Sera. Naughty boy.

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Sadly Sera did not feel the same way about Bob. She tried to let him down as nice as possible.... by setting Bob on fire.

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Tragically Bob did not survive being set on fire. Although he died, Bob got the last laugh.

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Broganisity

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. . .

 

:huh:



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TheChosenOne

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The non-combative NPC glitch happens so often I decided to have a little fun with one of them.

 

This is Bob. He's an Undead. Bob decided not to attack us after seeing the Iron Bull in combat. So Bob became our friend.

HaKM3bx.jpg

 

 

Bob seemed to be really interested in Sera. Naughty boy.

44T57Iq.jpg

 

 

Sadly Sera did not feel the same way about Bob. She tried to let him down as nice as possible.... by setting Bob on fire.

VCx0y3V.jpg

 

 

Tragically Bob did not survive being set on fire. Although he died, Bob got the last laugh.

sl7Az9v.jpg

 

This made my day  :lol:



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Well...I found the story of Bob more engaging than I normally find combat in DAI to be. 

 

So two thumbs up. 


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SardaukarElite

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Well...I found the story of Bob more engaging than I normally find combat in DAI to be.

 

Harsh.



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Bob for LI in DA4.
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Master Warder Z_

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This was amusing.

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Lady Artifice

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Harsh.

 

Maybe. To be fair, I consider a friendly zombie called Bob following the protagonists around to be a reasonably entertaining premise. 

 

But the combat does sometimes put me to sleep, and I'm still a little resentful towards the absence of the creation and entropy skill trees (among other things), so maybe I'm just taking my bad mood out on the game play. 


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There is also a glitch for a non agressive Dragon chick, it often happens after beating the Fereldan Frostback, the dragon follows in the combat zone but it doesn't attack.

second the motion for Bob as companion; LOL.

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Maybe. To be fair, I consider a friendly zombie called Bob following the protagonists around to be a reasonably entertaining premise.

But the combat does sometimes put me to sleep, and I'm still a little resentful towards the absence of the creation and entropy skill trees (among other things), so maybe I'm just taking my bad mood out on the game play.


I'm not playing MP with you if you're in a bad mood.

Although, it could improve your murder, death, kill.

:P
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Warden Commander Aeducan

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...

 

I should go.



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Lady Artifice

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I'm not playing MP with you if you're in a bad mood.

Although, it could improve your murder, death, kill.

:P

 

 

Stab, stab, kill, kill! 

 

Actually, that sounds like just the thing.  :D


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Stab, stab, kill, kill!

Actually, that sounds like just the thing. :D


That's the spirit!

I will kill you and you will die!

;)

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Master Warder Z_

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That's the spirit!

I will kill you and you will die!

;)


Sing that song again :P
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Boomshakalakalakaboom

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Sing that song again :P


Only when I'm drunk do I sing lyrics that are socially unacceptable....... So maybe. :lol:

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You guys are weird. 

 

But the combat does sometimes put me to sleep, and I'm still a little resentful towards the absence of the creation and entropy skill trees (among other things), so maybe I'm just taking my bad mood out on the game play. 

Nope. It's just that boring. Though I hate the combat in most BioWare games, so I'm already biased. Came for the characters tbh. 



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Bob for LI in DA4.

Morte approves.

 

He would approve greatly if Bob were Babette, but hey, these are more liberal times.



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You guys are weird. 

 

Nope. It's just that boring. Though I hate the combat in most BioWare games, so I'm already biased. 

 

I prefer being weird. I'm allergic to conventionality.  

 

I enjoyed spell casting in Origins, on occasion, but even that could be frustrating now and then.  

 

If I could combine Bioware's character crafting with Skyrim combat, I would. 

 


 

Came for the characters tbh. 

 

 

Don't look now, but we agree on something. 



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Master Warder Z_

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Morte approves.

He would approve greatly if Bob were Babette, but hey, these are more liberal times.


The Vampire?

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Morte



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I meant Babette

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Just because you don't have a penis anymore doesn't make you Sera's type, Bob.


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caradoc2000

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I meant Babette

No, that was just a female analogue. :D  Babette the vampire is far too old for poor Morte.

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Master Warder Z_

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No, that was just a female analogue. :D Babette the vampire is far too old for poor Morte.


Heh

She's only like a century and a half old.

It isn't like she's Harkon or anything.

That's a first era Altomoran Warlord who predates the Cyrodilic empire of the second and third era o...o

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OMG, this thread is awesome! I want to marry it. That is all...lol.