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#26
Br3admax

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Heh

She's only like a century and a half old.

It isn't like she's Harkon or anything.

That's a first era Altomoran Warlord who predates the Cyrodilic empire of the second and third era o...o

Ewwww, you called it Altmora. Like a Mer. 

And it's definitely Second Era Empire. Dwarves were still around then. 

 

OMG, this thread is awesome! I want to marry it. That is all...lol.

 

You haven't met nearly enough threads then. 



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The non-combative NPC glitch happens so often I decided to have a little fun with one of them.

This is Bob. He's an Undead. Bob decided not to attack us after seeing the Iron Bull in combat. So Bob became our friend.
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Bob seemed to be really interested in Sera. Naughty boy.
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Sadly Sera did not feel the same way about Bob. She tried to let him down as nice as possible.... by setting Bob on fire.
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Tragically Bob did not survive being set on fire. Although he died, Bob got the last laugh.
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha brilliant!

especially the last pic.

I guess that's what Bob the undead gets for trying to tame some strange :D

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Maybe. To be fair, I consider a friendly zombie called Bob following the protagonists around to be a reasonably entertaining premise.

But the combat does sometimes put me to sleep, and I'm still a little resentful towards the absence of the creation and entropy skill trees (among other things), so maybe I'm just taking my bad mood out on the game play.


I share your resentment regarding the lack of creation and entropy skills. My favourites were the glyphs, hexes and death cloud.

Playing the MP character zither has some skills that are similar to the old creation skills...but its just not the same :(
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If the "talis sweat " thread has taught me anything about BSN, this thread will be going places... xD



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Ewwww, you called it Altmora.


It is it's name.

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Br3admax

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The name is Atmora, bro. Only filthy elves call it Altmora. 



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Maybe. To be fair, I consider a friendly zombie called Bob following the protagonists around to be a reasonably entertaining premise.

 

I submit that we include Bob in the wishlist for future companion thread?

 

Plus it'd be nice to finally have a friend for the Bog Unicorn... all hail Bob and Skelethorse!

 

:lol:


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Bob will return in DA4...

...as a love interest for Scout Harding.
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Just because you don't have a penis anymore doesn't make you Sera's type, Bob.

 

Lmao gotta give him credit for trying lol.


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Yo fam....



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As long as the undead isn't grabbing seras ass like this:

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(happened to me when I played ME3MP yesterday)


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Another Bob sighting, this time in the Exalted Plains. Dude, quit staring at her chest!

https://twitter.com/...548014046846976
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Bob will return in DA4...

...as a love interest for Scout Harding.

 

That's just unkind. :P



#40
Master Warder Z_

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The name is Atmora, bro. Only filthy elves call it Altmora.


Both names are legitimate.

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As long as the undead isn't grabbing seras ass like this:

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(happened to me when I played ME3MP yesterday)

 

"I'm dying... dat ass doe"    :3


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#42
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Bob certainly is friendly

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Another Bob sighting, this time in the Exalted Plains. Dude, quit staring at her chest!

https://twitter.com/...548014046846976

What is it with undead and staring at t*ts? Hello...she has a fantastic butt too. lol.


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Yes! Maurauder shields as for companion and LI.... Wait wrong thread. Good luck with zombie Bobo though.

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This is just further proof that Sera's hotness can drive anyone to the point of distraction ;-)
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What is it with undead and staring at t*ts? Hello...she has a fantastic butt too. lol.


Bob is a front man ;)

...Or was anyway.
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This is just further proof that Sera's hotness can drive anyone to the point of distraction ;-)

No pulse, no problem, Sera's t*ts will bring you back to life. Only for her to kick your creepy undead ass for staring. lol.


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I prefer being weird. I'm allergic to conventionality.  

 

I enjoyed spell casting in Origins, on occasion, but even that could be frustrating now and then.  

 

If I could combine Bioware's character crafting with Skyrim combat, I would. 

 

 

 

Don't look now, but we agree on something. 

 

I'm sorry I don't mean to Necro my own thread but.... what?

Skyrim doesn't have combat. Skyrim with melee weapons reminds me of Half Life and crowbars. Oh occasionally you'll see a kill screen, but it's completely random. I'm not trying to dump on your game, I liked Skyrim. Until I played this... no other open world RPG had combat like this. THIS is how you fight a dragon.

 

(EDIT: I forgot to mention because this actually gets asked a lot.... no there isn't a single cutscene here. Everything that happens in this video is live action gameplay. Even when the Dragon flies up with you holding on for dear life. Sadly the video doesn't show the Dragon will either shake you off to your death OR you could get him weakened and he'll crash land. Also before the explosive magic attack, the Dragon is possessing your teammate, if you don't stop him your companion will start fighting you)



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I'm sorry I don't mean to Necro my own thread but.... what?

Skyrim doesn't have combat. Skyrim with melee weapons reminds me of Half Life and crowbars. Oh occasionally you'll see a kill screen, but it's completely random. I'm not trying to dump on your game, I liked Skyrim. Until I played this... no other open world RPG had combat like this. THIS is how you fight a dragon.

 

I don't think Skyrim's combat is perfect (even when ignoring how buggy the game can be), but it's an example of RPG combat that I enjoyed a little more than DAI. My favorite way to play was as a sneaky sniper, though, so that might be a factor. There was suspense and and that feeling when I eliminated a large group of enemies before any of them even knew I was there. I don't think DA has even done the sneak/stealth ability quite as well. 

 

I'm not extremely familiar with Dragon's Dogma's system. I did play it briefly, and I actually found the combat very challenging. 



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I don't think Skyrim's combat is perfect (even when ignoring how buggy the game can be), but it's an example of RPG combat that I enjoyed a little more than DAI. My favorite way to play was as a sneaky sniper, though, so that might be a factor. There was suspense and and that feeling when I eliminated a large group of enemies before any of them even knew I was there. I don't think DA has even done the sneak/stealth ability quite as well. 

 

I'm not extremely familiar with Dragon's Dogma's system. I did play it briefly, and I actually found the combat very challenging. 

 

Once you find the chair to tell your companions to shut the **** up and level up high enough to mix classes the game gets much better. Plus with Dark Arisen they added fast travel. I know the game looks rough but honestly it became one of my greatest RPG experiences of all time.

It also gets a bonus for class mixing. Whenever I can make my Dexterity + Sorcery builds in a game I get super happy. But yeah I kind of like DA:I combat but honestly if they want to go with more action style combat then I say go full action combat instead of half and half. But that's coming from someone who thinks Dark Souls is the greatest game of all time. So I might not be the best person to ask.