Terrible and powerful David! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your heroism and strong characterization may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the heroice became known, you walked among us, great David, not as god, but as a poster!"
David the mighty! David the unerring! David the heroic! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the heroes of legend!
But you were once a mere poster! Aye! And as a poster, you said, 'Let me show you the power of heroism, born of the strongest characterization and themes, where all the men are strong and fit and the women big breasted.' 'I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this forum which is mine. I do this for you, BSN, for I love you. Aye, love. Love! Even as a poster, great David cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of BSN! The future of STORYTELLING! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of David! For he is the true god of heroism! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our unheroic overlords! Sharing the realm of stories with us? With heroes? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your heroism. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the unheroic take your big breasted women? Your ripped men? Your stories? Your very lives? And what does BioWare do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The BioWare machine enforces the will of the unheroic! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of Heroism Rise up, those with good taste! Embrace the word of mighty David, he who is both poster and Divine!"
For we are the children of heroes! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the unheroic or their toadies, will rule stories! Forever!
Trust in me, BSN Trust in Steelcan! For I am the chosen of David! I alone have been anointed by the heroic to spread his holy word!"