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[vertigomez]

Have fun 5-7-5'ing it.

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Tiny girlfriend says
"Shoot him in the dangle-bag"
Excellent advice

Dawnstone is pretty
Who cares if it is brittle
Bull has a fierce need

Krem's eyes roll so hard
When the Chief makes a bad pun
What's wrong with Krem Puff?!

Unbeknownst to all
Blackwall's beard hides a secret
Thom's been a bad boy

"Fall or learn to fly"
Cheap advice from a dragon
Snarky Hawke is best

Under his armor
Dorian wears a onesie
What was he thinking?!

[SporkFu]

Eyes wildly alight,

she breathlessly gasps the words,

"They've got no breeches!" 

[Dai Grepher]

Just one side was right

But because the Breach split them

A left was handy

[vertigomez]

The bear husband yells
"You're a criminal, like me!"
Well duh: Carta dwarf

Cole breaks brittle bones
Sets them right so they can mend
He wants to heal hurts

Anders wants his cat
Ser Pounce-a-Lot, noble beast
Douchebag Warden thieves

[Excella Gionne]

Not here too. We have so much on the ME3MP side. Lolz!

[Excella Gionne]

Sword and shield in hand

A Romantic in armor 

Shield of the Divine

[vertigomez]

Resurrecting this thread in light of... recent events.

Spoiler

Solas feels guilty
Sets out to right his old wrongs
Time for scrambled eggs

*

Betrayed by best bro
It's nothing personal, bas
ALWAYS SAVE BULL'S CREW

[Knight of Dane]

Something red

An angry templar

Well sh*t

[Solas]

Spoiler

"My name is Solas"

though knowing I am rehooked

Goddamn that bald egg

[Korva]

Cole breaks brittle bones
Sets them right so they can mend
He wants to heal hurts

 

My favourite companion. The format of the haiku and your choice of words make it really fitting for him, almost like his own speech patterns.

[Andres Hendrix]

The sun is yellow, and violets
are I guess blue...then why are they called violets?

And Inquisitor I really would like...

Damn it Varric, how do you make this seem so easy...?

 

---'A Failure' by Cassandra Allegra Portia Filomena Pentaghast; printed in

"This **** is Weird" by Varric Tethras.