.... the bog unicorn looks pants. utter pants.
oh and the dracolisks are nothing like dragons or lizards they look like giant multicoloured half-dead plucked chickens. did i mention zombie toothless granny dentures? yeah, that too.
well, that's from me for today.
bye now!
I've never been impressed either and well not a pet person.
.... the bog unicorn looks pants. utter pants.
Um... "pants"?
Yeah, that was the only part of the OP that made no sense to me either.
Unless they meant "brown pants," which is an odd bit of kinda obscure slang for "utter crap."
In British English, "pants" is a way of saying "total crap". (apologies to any British people if I got this wrong)
In British English, "pants" is a way of saying "total crap". (apologies to any British people if I got this wrong)
Whew, I guessed correctly then. If we're both not wrong. 
.... the bog unicorn looks pants. utter pants.
oh and the dracolisks are nothing like dragons or lizards they look like giant multicoloured half-dead plucked chickens. did i mention zombie toothless granny dentures? yeah, that too.
well, that's from me for today.
bye now!
The Harts also make a stupid noise and are not pretty.
Great description of the Dracolisks, btw. I regretted purchasing my first scaly reptile chicken, and will not purchase another.
It would have been so cool if they looked more intimidating and dragon/drake like.
The Harts also make a stupid noise and are not pretty.
Great description of the Dracolisks, btw. I regretted purchasing my first scaly reptile chicken, and will not purchase another.
It would have been so cool if they looked more intimidating and dragon/drake like.
I liked the Harts 
The Dracolisks could use a redesign though
I liked the Harts
The Dracolisks could use a redesign though
I liked the Harts, but that ungodly sound reminds me of a goat screaming. I can't ride on it. I usually go for the horses most of the time. I'm boring that way.
I liked the Harts
The Dracolisks could use a redesign though
My problem is much more with that sound than the appearance, though if I had a PC and I could mod the horns to look more elegant/Stag like, I would.
.... the bog unicorn looks pants. utter pants.
oh and the dracolisks are nothing like dragons or lizards they look like giant multicoloured half-dead plucked chickens. did i mention zombie toothless granny dentures? yeah, that too.
well, that's from me for today.
bye now!
This is the most honest, hilarious, creative, and accurate thing I've read today.
My sister actually really likes the Bog Unicorn because of how weird and silly it looks. I think it's kind of a neat concept.
Dracolisks, on the other hand...You can't just stretch dragon skin over a horse skeleton and call it a day.
Whew, I guessed correctly then. If we're both not wrong.
LOL, no you're not wrong
This is the most honest, hilarious, creative, and accurate thing I've read today.
Thank you!
Mind, I didn't even MENTION the mount of Sir-I'm-Tankalot going "griiiiinkkk.... griiiiinkk... griiiinkkkk" and having the absolutely lamest mount armour I've ever seen, and I have seen a lot.
I like the hart. The colour are quite bad, though. They all look the same, there isn't real a big cromatic difference (beside the whitish one I still have to unlock and the red hart). Horses are better, but there is no black horse (at least, I haven't found it).
The war nug are cartoonish but funny. Is a cute easter egg. But the lizards... well, beside the fact that I don't understand the sense of them being there, are quite horrible 
at least not my taste.
The mounts are cute, but I think could be done better, and take the place of the mabari (more or less: I still miss my dog) naming them and interacting with them.
I'm in love with Chocolate the masochist horse (basically the first horse you get).
He never dies despites the shenanigans my Quizzie puts him through.
I like mounts well enough look-wise though I think they are bit useless in the actual game. I don't use them much since I can't pick up things when riding them and usually distances with fast travel aren't too big to require mount either.
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.... the bog unicorn looks pants. utter pants.
oh and the dracolisks are nothing like dragons or lizards they look like giant multicoloured half-dead plucked chickens. did i mention zombie toothless granny dentures? yeah, that too.
well, that's from me for today.
bye now!
Struggling to type this post; I can't breathe.
Breeeathe! OMG, I'm responsible for someone laughing to death. BREAAAATHEEE!!!
Or I'll let the Bog Uni lick your nose upside down.
BREAAAATHE!!!!
That bog unicorn needs really new hairstyles...
The Hart needs a better sound effect, while we're at.
That bog unicorn needs really new hairstyles...
EVERYTHING needs new hairstyles!!!
The Hart needs a better sound effect, while we're at.
I kind of like the farting trumpet noise it makes.
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