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[Zeke0]

A Krogan once sang in a meadow
Lewd songs are all he would bellow
As he guffawed
Came an Asari kick to the quad
He spent the rest of his days a falsetto.

[Dabal Hayat]

^^ Liked for the last line

 

Only the last line? Karlos... such a tough crowd

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Only the last line? Karlos... such a tough crowd

Nononono, obviously I liked all of it, I meant I especially liked the surprise of the last line

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

A Krogan Warlord chose the Claymore

As to why, he never would say more,

But when seriously pressed

He reluctantly confessed

"It's the one thing that helps me to slay more."

[Catastrophy]

There once was a Krogan in need

For maintenance was not his true creed

So he scampered along

Snapped his tools and the prong

In ruin lay the Graal's ammo feed.

[Dabal Hayat]

The N7 Shadow is a punishing kit

if you're guesting, It induces ragequit

But if you opt for hosting

your experience'll be like jousting

while preparing dices of meat.

 

Because nothing is better

to fight against Reaper

to hold high a sword

Shadow Strike across the board

And whisper: "surprise motherfu**er"

[Dabal Hayat]

The colldept is a strong and silent guy:

He possess abundance of eyes

but when he opens a sphere

in the middle of enemy's rear

he'll launch them sky high

[JRandall0308]

The Human Adept packs a wallop.

Starting out, he's the best class that you've got.

Use your Warp and your Shockwave;

Singular'ty goes in doorways.

When you combo them, you'll blow your foes up.

[Salarian Master Race]

The Biotic Whining is Tragic

When deploying a Technical Gadget

There's no problem involved

That can't be resolved

With some Fire and Lightning Space Magic

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

 

The Human Adept packs a wallop.

Starting out, he's the best class that you've got.

Use your Warp and your Shockwave;

Singular'ty goes in doorways.

When you combo them, you'll blow your foes up.

 

Current holder of the thread award for "Most Strained Rhyming"  

[JRandall0308]

Current holder of the thread award for "Most Strained Rhyming"  

 

Wallop, Got, and Up rhyme worse than Soldier, Abhor Ya, and Shoulder? Huh.

 

= = =

 

I'm toying with the idea of doing a limerick for every character....

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Wallop, Got, and Up rhyme worse than Soldier, Abhor Ya, and Shoulder? Huh.

 

= = =

 

I'm toying with the idea of doing a limerick for every character....

I didn't say "worst", I said "most strained"

 

Someone needs to do a limerick for every character and then someone else needs to do one for every weapon.

 

If we can only get TheNightSlasher in here...

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

A charming (but naughty) Asari
Liked ryncol stirred into Tupari.
With Krogan she'd dance,
Losing track of her pants
But, come morning time, never seemed sorry.

[Zeke0]

A noob entered the room to laughter
He claimed to kill mooks faster
Each wave he went down
Ragequit with a frown
After he got cooked in the reactor

[JRandall0308]

Someone needs to do a limerick for every character and then someone else needs to do one for every weapon.

 

I'll do every character, but it'll take a while. I'm only good for a couple of limericks a day.

[Dabal Hayat]

I'll do every character, but it'll take a while. I'm only good for a couple of limericks a day.

 

Well, we could delegate a little around: someone grabs all the adept, or all the Asari, someone else picks the soldier, or the Batarians (we already have them done, are we not?).

Being not English my first language, I can partecipate, but quality of results could vary. Horrendously.

But, I'm up for the Krogans...

 

Edit: p.s. we should also use the same format. 1 limerick each? Or a little ensable of 5 limerick for each kit?

[Batarian Master Race]

I did the Batarians already. Could take the Humans too. don't want anyone else actually making them sound good

[EnemySpinach]

Someone needs to do a limerick for every character and then someone else needs to do one for every weapon.

 

Challenge accepted.

I will forever remember
My old beloved Avenger
As was the gun's motto
I'd shoot on full Auto

While my powers would dismember

 

Remember Elusive Man's Shock
When EDI said "Use more flintlock?"
Original Carrier
Before the harrier
Bow down, y'all, before the Mattock!

 

Shots wrapped up in phasic wrappings
Liberate foes from mortal trappings
Rapid-fire headshots
More often than not
Geth Pulse Rifle sends foes napping.

 

You'll give up sooner or later
If you use the vindicator
It's just way too weak
Recoil lasts all week
It's true, please don't call me "hater"

 

The anti-synthetic rifle
Is more than anti-geth trifle
Barriers and shields
You will destroy fields
Protected enemies in a pile (Yes, I know it's a stretch)

 

Oh how I adored the falcon
Simplicity of days halcyon (Yes, another stretch, shush)
Multiplayer nerfs
Encroached on it's turf
Now more useless than a falchion.

Imagine if Commander Riker
And Data were both armed with Strikers
Ol' Jean-Luc Picard
Would facepalm so hard
As they sold them to gang bikers.


... wait, that last one was less ME and more ST. I'm losing my focus. I'll see myself out, for now.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I'll join in for Adepts:

 

A historic race was upon us.

Lined up were the best 'depts among us.

With fierce competition

And even fiercer volition

Each vowed to be winner of this sonnet.

 

The Fury with speedy determination

Found herself in a grim situation.

Her heart filled with gloom

As she appeared in a room

Far off course (lag teleportation).

 

The BadDept, now you may abhor it,

But he storms so damned fast, some might forfeit.

He found himself high

Falcon punching the sky;

The Phoenix had lashed him to orbit.

 

The Drell, the fastest of races,

Tripped over together-tied laces.

He felt quite perplexed

Until he realized, quite vexed,

“That Kalahira damned Asari used Stasis!”

 

The maledept, with Shepard-like stubble,

Found himself in sudden deep trouble.

He was stopped in his tracks,

Quite seemingly relaxed,

Being mesmerized by the Justicar’s “Bubble”.

 

This angered FemDept, one sees.

Their bond had been broken with ease.

She swelled up with pride

And committed double suicide

With her patented double BEs.

 

The Krogan couldn’t be merrier.

He remained untouched with his barrier.

All this destruction, you see,

Made him cackle with glee

‘til he was crimson from face to his derriere.

 

The winner was the surprise of the day.

It was the Volus!  They all screamed, “No way!”

Defeat, they admitted

By inquiring how he did it.

He replied, “*kccht* I just rolled the whole way”

[JGDD]

Certain the tactic is sound

Sprint for it as soon as feet hit the ground

Like moths to a flame

Into the Box of Shame!

Some folks never cease to astound

[JRandall0308]

You missed this one, Krogan Supreme Species:

 

Collector Adept controvery!

Which powers to take? It's not easy.

Dark Channel? Sphere? Swarms?

He's a weapons platform?

Or Ascension Stance? That makes him glowy!

[Salarian Master Race]

If you like to make things explode

Then enter Collector's abode

4/6/6/6/4

Is what you'll adore

When Seekers and Gooballs are sowed

[JRandall0308]

Oh, pity the Geth Juggernaut!

Disdained 'cause pugs use him a lot.

But when you're playing Plat'num,

You'll be happy to have him

Holding Phantoms and such in one spot.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

 

You missed this one, Krogan Supreme Species:

 

 

Oops!  You're right!  

He must've been flying around with the rest of the bugs that day.

[JRandall0308]

The BatSent likes bringing the hurt
With SubNet and mighty Tech Bursts.
Then he Heavy Melees
After using Shockwave --
So graceful we call it hate surf.