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[JRandall0308]

There once was a Talon Merc'nary
Eschewed Cain Mines when feeling contrary.
He used his Omni-Bow
Filled with AP Arrows.
Cut through armor so fast it was scary.

[JRandall0308]

Male Engineer's got Combat Drone;

Even solo, he's never alone.

Unlike the escortee,

This Drone follows en'mies —

Chain Lightnings them all on its own.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Randall is on a Roll™

[ALTBOULI]

There’s a snitch residing in this domain

Whose sole contribution is to complain

Crying to the mods whenever they can

Scheming behind the scenes with a cunning plan

You can try to censor us but it’s all in vain

[ALTBOULI]

Enter mods one through nine

Deleting posts, that’s the bottom line

Searching for threads that have derailed

Any offender caught gets jailed

This thread’s off topic end of the line.

[Kick The Chair]

^ Justice means nothing today.

Now that the courts are for sale.

The system has failed.

[JRandall0308]

There once was a rhymer named Randall

His misuse of meter a scandal.

To construct limericks,

He’d use all of his tricks.

As a poet, he’s naught but a vandal.

[JRandall0308]

Oh, you want some real limericks? You asked for it!

 

The Turian Ghost Infiltrator

Makes everyone into a hater.

Tac cloak? Stim packs? Boo!

An AR bonus too??!!

When one joins, then I'm out. See you later.

 

There once was a Vanguard Male Human

Spots a foe, gives a shout, and goes zoomin'.

He then slams on the ground

With a mighty loud sound

Clears his foes from the entrance to room’s end.

 

There once was a Fem Human Vanguard

Playing off host, discovers it’s quite hard.

When she targets a foe,

Tries to charge, game says, "No."

Leaves her hanging without shields recharged.

[Kick The Chair]

Calling all Escort Drones.

Stim Pack Party on Firebase Giant

Asari Melee

A Jiggly BumBum

This TGI is now requesting Repair Matrix.

[grailseeker91]

Hack? No time for that

Scoring the points is where it's at

Escort is such a bore

Best to make it a PUGs chore

I'll just ignore the chat

[grailseeker91]

Payday is the name of the game

Best earned by being lame

I know I'll go TGI harrier

And let the world know I'm a carrier

I have no shame

[grailseeker91]

Revive me they yell

Being too cheap to gel

Better to bleed out

To call the team louts

And wonder why they're catching hell

[Dabal Hayat]

Revive me they yell

Being too cheap to gel

Better to bleed out

To call the team louts

And wonder why they're catching hell

 

Holy shieat: Mordin is Sir Mix a lot?

[Batarian Master Race]

Though he mainly goes up against Primes

The Krogan Warlord is sublime

He's the cup of tea

for our favorite MC

For him, it's always Hammer Time.

[JRandall0308]

There once was an N7 Slayer

Regretted defenses in layers.

When they still had a shield,

He'd temp'rarily yield;

Disruptor rounds showed him the way, there.

[JRandall0308]

Salarian Inf's the origin'l

Pimp daddy who likes to stay hidden. He'll

Use Cloak and two staggers.

No Fitness? Don't matter:

Can dodge side to side like a pigeon'll.

 

= = =

 

The plain old Adept Human Female

Shook her head, shed a tear, told a sad tale.

"To the snipers I cave

"When I skip my Shockwave.

"That's one less way I have to make foes sail."

[JRandall0308]

Presenting Batarian Adept

Who says, "I've a simple concept.

"I use Warp with Warp ammo.

"Shoot gun and then I throw

"Grenades. When I miss, feel inept."

[Batarian Master Race]

Batarian Adept

 

When I miss

 

Reported.

[JRandall0308]

It's only when he misses with (Cluster) Grenades! Those things are hard to aim, dude.

[Batarian Master Race]

Humans may have trouble aiming. Batarians? Not so much.

[Salarian Master Race]

Come play your PC Batarian Adept with me!  You'll never miss again!

[JRandall0308]

I'm a poet which is a type of artist. I don't actually play this game any more. Games are for the non-artistic.

[Salarian Master Race]

I'm a poet which is a type of artist. I don't actually play this game any more. Games are for the non-artistic.

 

I would argue that games themselves could be a form of art, and those who make games, artists.

[JRandall0308]

You do know I'm being facetious, right?

 

It's hilarious that the biggest complaint about my lame limericks is when I said the BatDept can't aim simply to get a rhyme with Adept / inept.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

You do know I'm being facetious, right?

 

It's hilarious that the biggest complaint about my lame limericks is when I said the BatDept can't aim simply to get a rhyme with Adept / inept.

I'm pretty sure you're simply being joshed