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[Tantum Dic Verbo]

An adventurous lady biotic
Had tastes that ran toward the exotic.
She'd shockwave the asses
Of Cerberus lasses
And found Dragoon-spanking erotic.

[JRandall0308]

I'm going to be out of town for a few days, but here's one to tide you over.

 

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The Fem Soldier lives by a motto:

Refuses the RNG lotto.

Fancy weapons offend her;

She wields the Avenger.

It's deadly when fired on full auto.

[Batarian Master Race]

I'm going to be out of town for a few days, but here's one to tide you over.

 

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The Fem Soldier lives by a motto:

Refuses the RNG lotto.

Fancy weapons offend her;

She wields the Avenger.

It's deadly when fired on full auto.

 

The Turian Soldier prefers

a weapon more angled than hers.

The Phaeston, he knows

is the best bullet hose

And the other Fat Turian concurs.

[JRandall0308]

This really is the best thread on the BSNs.

[Salarian Master Race]

The Black Widow to some is desireable

But the Valiant is equally viable

The outcome's the same,

You just L2aim

To make all the mook heads expireable.

[Catastrophy]

This really is the best thread on the BSNs.

But, but: http://forum.bioware...rberus-is-lazy/

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

^^

 

The Cerberus faction is lazy

Centurion smoke makes it hazy

Dragoons stun me with smash

Phantoms sneak up and slash

And that Nemesis chirp drives me crazy

[JRandall0308]

Forgot to post one yesterday, so here's two. I'll try to do one per weekday from now on.

 

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When told that his Decoy'd been debuffed,

Salarian Eng made that nose huff.

"Effective when used

"Out of sight lines, you noobs.

"Geth love to surround it. That's enough."

 

 

The KroSent was sad when they told him

His gun wasn't fit for a Krogan.

"This here Acolyte?

"It just feels so right.

"Strips their shields; Lift Grenades then explode them."

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

^^

 

I gave a Like because there isn't a Groan button

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

The Turian Soldier prefers
a weapon more angled than hers.
The Phaeston, he knows
is the best bullet hose
And the other Fat Turian concurs.

Mmm, dactyls as smooth as butter.

[Indoctornated]

Praetorian Bubble

Penetration double.

Flip

Joy

There's going to be... trouble.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

The Phantom gives this thread a bump.

Her sword will leave you with stumps.

She’ll sync til you’re miffed,

But there’s a nice parting gift -

She rubs you with her round ninja rump

[Learn To Love Yourself]

The Assault Trooper, quite captivated,

Hunts you ‘til he’s right satiated.

So you blast off a round,

He exclaims then, “Man Down!”

Even though he’s been decapitated!!

[JRandall0308]

The T-Sol is good with all weapons,

But using this gun seemed to check him.

"The Shuriken blows;

"That's what everyone knows.

"I'd rather Light Melee, I reckon."

[Batarian Master Race]

The T-Sol is good with all weapons,

But using this gun seemed to check him.

"The Shuriken blows;

"That's what everyone knows.

"I'd rather Light Melee, I reckon."

 

If your Tsol is firing guns

then you're missing out on all the fun.

Using shots that concuss

like they're hit by a bus

2/6/6/5/6's best, bar none.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

If your Tsol is firing guns

then you're missing out on all the fun.

Using shots that concuss

like they're hit by a bus

2/6/6/5/6's best, bar none.

I ran out of likes or this would have had one. Even though you typoed 26665

[7twozero]

I ran out of likes or this would have had one. Even though you typoed 26665

This turian weaponry master

Specced out as concussive blaster

Ranked two but not three

In his marksman, you see

So that his cool downs would come faster

[Batarian Master Race]

This turian weaponry master

Specced out as concussive blaster

Ranked two but not three

In his marksman, you see

So that his cool downs would come faster

 

The Marksman is mainly bestowed

as a quick and effective reload.

CS and the mine

kill most mooks just fine:

for bosses, keep Hurricanes stowed.

[JRandall0308]

One for the ladies. Also featuring a pun on the character's abbreviated class.

 

This here is a glorious AsGuard:

Throws Grenades, Stasis snipes, or y'know -- Charge!

Likes both Loki and Thor;

And she hopes they make more

Of those movies with men whose abs are hard.

[JRandall0308]

This Soldier comes from BF3.

('Twas a cross game promotion, you see.)

"When I hear something blow,

"Then I walk away slow,

"And my left side's lit up for pap'razzi."

[Catastrophy]

An adventurous lady biotic
Had tastes that ran toward the exotic.
She'd shockwave the asses
Of Cerberus lasses
And found Dragoon-spanking erotic.

I'd like to like this again.

[JRandall0308]

The QFE gets a bad rap;

Some people can't play her for crap.

Incinerate's great!

Cryo Blast to the face

Staggers foes, as does Turret with zaps.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

^^ Reported for awful rhyming.

[JRandall0308]

The Ex-Cerb Adept is so stylin!

Lash them in, Smash them up, they go flyin.

Singularity's great —

It primes and detonates.

He's a true powerhouse; that ain't lyin.

 

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There once was a striped Saboturian,

Painted yellow and black, which is worryin'.

"I am camo'd, you see,

"As a fat bumblebee.

"Gotta go. Time to fly!" Off he's hurryin'.

 

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The Volus Merc, he can bear witness

That it’s poss'ble to play without fitness.

With a light melee tap

He fades right off the map.

Lets his pets give the en'mies the business.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

I'd like to like this again.

Thanks. I was trying to observe the bawdy tradition of the limerick.