We try not to comment on things that are not guaranteed so people don't get let down if we have to change our minds for whatever reason (there are MANY reasons why features or changes get cut). That said this is something I personally want to do so I'm going to attempt it on my own time. I was thinking a big arena/coliseum/slave pits type venue.
Dear Luke,
I represent Zither!, currently Agent of the Inquisition, with a strong emphasis on crowd control and big entertainment potential. Which in turn can mean earnings. That's right! Not earrings! Yes, he cuts off heads right now, or something - but he's really better in bringing a crowd to boil and riot.
In short: I represent a star who is willing to do BUSINESS for you. Unfortunately, our current situation does not allow for the organization of large public events and places available to us simply could not hold the number of people we have targetted. That's where you come in. We've heard you are very capable in shaping premises that could be suited for large epic events and we hear you possess channels to promote the event, too.
I'd be happy hearing from you and hope to have piqued your interest. Zither! usually comes with a gang of 3 additional band members - you can leave the composition entirely up to us.
Yours truly,
Catastrophy
(Yes, I know, I need a better name for this job - just imagine what it's going to be if you turn down Zithers! offer)
PS: If all goes well, I think I can give you a cut of the undies thrown on stage. What..? Troll undies? ...
I guess we could work it out - Zither! is a Rocker after all!