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Hollywood, Y U so stupid?


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#51
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Fright Night was good at least.

I'd argue better than the original in alot of ways.

 

Yeah, it wasn't trying to ape the original like so many remakes, but did it's own thing with it and rather well?

 

I also liked how the mother in the remake wasn't completely clueless and actually listened to her son when he kept telling her not let Jerry in, so she decided not to... forcing Jerry to get around the invitation rule by blowing up the house to force them outside.

 

Kinda undermined because the trailer spoiled that particular twist, but it was still extremely clever and made a lot of sense within the rules set by the film. Also made me wonder why don't more Vampires do that sort of thing whenever the invite rule happens to apply to them?



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Kaiser Arian XVII

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Inb4 Rambo remake with Justin Bieber.


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The Devlish Redhead

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Inb4 Rambo remake with Justin Bieber.

Give it time....

 

Will Smith's son who is not a good actor is gonna play Static Shock  in a movie adaptation



#54
TheClonesLegacy

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Give it time....

 

Will Smith's son who is not a good actor is gonna play Static Shock  in a movie adaptation

*Web Series.

And that rumor has been around for a year now.

 

Inb4 Rambo remake with Justin Bieber.

Is he even still relevant?
Get your head out of 2009 man.



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Is he even still relevant?
Get your head out of 2009 man.

 

Don't know. Find me another white subject like him.

Jaden Smith is reserved for remakes of movies with Black protagonists like Morgan Freeman, Samuel L. Jackson, Forest Whitaker etc.



#56
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Don't know. Find me another white subject like him.

Jaden Smith is reserved for remakes of movies with Black protagonists like Morgan Freeman, Samuel L. Jackson, Forest Whitaker etc.

He was never an actor. The joke fails on so many levels we needed to invent new levels for the joke to fail on!

I'm not a tween Kaiser, I don't know what the kids are into. But it's not Justin Bieber of all things.

 

Except the only remake Jaden was in was The Karate Kid. Which originally had a White guy. That might just be the most racist statement I've actually have read on this forum in a long time actually.

I don't like Jaden Smith either, but that's no reason to typecast the kid as "Black Protagonist"



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Kaiser Arian XVII

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What's racist here?



#58
TheClonesLegacy

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"Jaden is black. Therefore he can only play black roles."

 

Nobody likes token casting Kaiser! No one!



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Hollywood needs to remake dated movies that would outrage people today like Soul Man, Blazing Saddles, and Song of the South.


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Kaiser Arian XVII

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Pfft, my skin is now light brown like a Latino after all these being outsides in Spring.

Your argument is invalid!



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TheClonesLegacy

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And I'm so pale I'm translucent.

 

I am a ghost.

 

Boo.



#62
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In b4 Jew jokes.



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InB4F4re-boot



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*The More You Know*

Critical Success aside, my personal guess is it boils down to money - Sequels & Reboots clearly had success with their predecessors, so it's a safer bet to invest in that than something that's, you know, original in its Intellectual Property. On the other hand, they *could* put a spin on an old idea that hasn't been seen before...

But not likely with this. Looks okay and has plenty of action, but doesn't drive me to see it.

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The Devlish Redhead

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In b4 the lock



#66
Kaiser Arian XVII

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In b4 the lock

 

Your wishful thinking!



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Hollywood movies are part of what is now an infantilized, introverted, morally hopeless, post exploration, post rational culture and the movie industry is gripped tightly about the throat by risk in everything it does.

 

So we get reboots, and we get shite. Same thing has happened in music.

 

The good news is that talented people rebel against this sort of thing and subvert it, as has happened in other arts (and the gaming industry) because when you get right down to it, crap is crap is crap and talented people don't like to make crap.

 

Hey, I can dream.


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Give Hollywood time! Not long untill we see:

 

Scarface, with Megan Fox as "Tina Montana"

 

Apocalypse Now, reimagined as a court drama

 

Goodfellas, Starring Ben Affleck, Will.I.Am and Lindsay Lohan

 

El Mariachi, in a 1920 Broadway musical setting, starring Demi Moore

 

Top Gun - with Nicholas Cage and Jean Claude Van Damme


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All of the Rocks characters are cheezy. That is the essence of that guys career. Apparently that was fine when Arnie was doing it. But now it just can't be.

Hey, hey, now! His turn as a gay cowboy hitman in Be Cool was the only thing that kept that movie from being the worst thing that ever happened to Uma Thurman.


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You know it's Jason Statham.

 

But even a book is more threatening than that clown running around with Ultrons name.

 

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o..ok then......



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The Devlish Redhead

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Hey I like The Transporter movies they are fun



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o..ok then......

I meant Jason Statham was great in Furious 7.
He's great in most things.
For a while he was the only real action star.

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A Transporter remake starring Channing Tatum would be nice.



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@statham1227: Please say that avatar pic is you IRL



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@statham1227: Please say that avatar pic is you IRL

Is Statham Other Joe!?