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[SethGecko]

Since the other thread got locked, I went ahead and formally created the group.  I guess we can't help devolve a thread.
 
Anyway, if anyone loves Asari and is interested in joining the Spectre-level Professional Asari Mercenaries, click on this sexy little link here.  It won't bite, I promise, unless you want it to.
 
We'll discuss builds, connect, play together, and just plain old embrace eternity.  
 
Join today!

Does your group need admin/secretarial work?

I have access to over a quadtrillion billion Inboxes thoughout earth and I would be honoured to spread glorious S.P.A.M.

Ps. I will do my bit in opening the fan mail and personally eat anything which is not S.P.A.M. (or blue in colour).

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Does your group need admin/secretarial work?

I have access to over a quadtrillion billion Inboxes thoughout earth and I would be honoured to spread glorious S.P.A.M.

Ps. I will do my bit in opening the fan mail and personally eat anything which is not S.P.A.M. (or blue in colour).

We would welcome you with open head tentacles!  Your skills are exactly what the group needs but does not deserve!

[smeckie]

This group looks dope! JOINED!

[smeckie]

Olivia Wilde is no Kate Upton

Nope most definitely not.

[Olivia Wilde]

Olivia Wilde is no Kate Upton

And Kate Upton is no Olivia Wilde either

[SethGecko]

We would welcome you with open head tentacles!  Your skills are exactly what the group needs but does not deserve!

Awesome Thank you so much!
You won't regret it, I'm a desk sitting/letter opening/tea drinking/boss banging/administrative machine!

Straight to instagram so everyone can be jealous by seeing my so happy face!

Long live S.P.A.M.!!!

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

How many different ways can throw be used other than knocking enemies across the map or detonating combos? Tips please!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

How many different ways can throw be used other than knocking enemies across the map or detonating combos? Tips please!

Depending on your cooldown, it can be used while rotating and casting it at the ground, creating a rhythmic beat.  Often times, guys in my barbershop quartet will play a game and I will maintain the beat this way while we cover Mass Effect soundtracks in a capella.

 

We'll usually arrange songs by tempo, so that I don't have to change my loadout until tempo change.

 

Do you sing?  Do you have  'N Sync Gram?

[Terminator Force]

I asked Sinful Force about the meaning of these threads, and he only replied; "To the man's credit, he's actually eased on the Family Guy throttle. And that now that's added a balance, and the audience can connect. I mean, this is Theater 101, but, you know, he's had a tough road. He'll become a naturalist. Break down the aesthetic distance, then the..." I then proceeded to smack him because I told him I'd tag him back. ... That was a joke.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I asked Sinful Force about the meaning of these threads, and he only replied; "To the man's credit, he's actually eased on the Family Guy throttle. And that now that's added a balance, and the audience can connect. I mean, this is Theater 101, but, you know, he's had a tough road. He'll become a naturalist. Break down the aesthetic distance, then the..." I then proceeded to smack him because I told him I'd tag him back. ... That was a joke.

Wow.  It's like you're inside his head.

 

How do you feel about Flamer?  Don't you think Asari kits should have been given a Biotic Flamer, which would be released when they did their heavy melee?

 

I'd love to hear more of what you have to say on this topic.  Thank you in advance for your time.

 

Remember, it's never too late to embrace eternity.  Duh, it's eternal.  You have plenty of time!

[Terminator Force]

Negative. Biotic Flamer does not sound hot at all to Sinful. Sounds like a sausage fest, he said. And he doesn't want to be blinded. ... I think Asari should have Hunter Mode that reveals heat signatures and rightfully gives bonus dmg to heavy melee with a louder Asari screem.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Negative. Biotic Flamer does not sound hot at all to Sinful. Sounds like a sausage fest, he said. And he doesn't want to be blinded. ... I think Asari should have Hunter Mode that reveals heat signatures and rightfully gives bonus dmg to heavy melee with a louder Asari screem.

You have a point.  The Biotic Hunter Mode (we'll call it Cougar Mode, for now) should also read heat signatures so strongly, that things like walls, armor, and undergarments wouldn't even be detected.  It would be game-changing.

 

I'd also like to see an Asari offspring of a Krogan & Asari who has the ability to headbutt.  The headbutt would be accompanied by violent tentacle beatings which you control by mashing the button.  

[MrsFlyingKebab]

 

 

How do you feel about Flamer?  Don't you think Asari kits should have been given a Biotic Flamer, which would be released when they did their heavy melee?

 

 

 

 

..the husks won't know what hit them...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I just played an INTENSE silver game!  I had to switch to my backup controller between wave 4 and 5 because my primary controller either ran out of batteries, or it short circuited from the epic sweat gushing out of my hands!  EXHILARATING!  

 

The game was about an hour and a half (we only had three people on the team), and we were all out of medigel by wave 8!  It was a real butt clenching nail biter (not in that order)!  Folks, this is why medigel transmitter is the most OP gear.  We ALWAYS extract when we all have medigel transmitter on.  Anyway, I was just messing around with a new build for the Vanguard I call "Shock Dancer".  I call her "Shock Dancer" because she uses disrupter rounds.  Get it?  Shock?  Disruptor?  Disruptor Ammo primes with electrical damage, which shocks the enemy - eelectricallyyy?  See what I did there?  Are you picking up what I'm laying down?  Do you feel me?  Do you understand the words that are coming out of my fingertips?  Cool.

 

Since there were no other grenade users, I was always stocked up, which was really nice!  

 

Stasis is really just used to set up the trap with the grenades.  You always want to time it perfectly, especially if your controller's right stick drifts upwards, like mine does.  Because of this, I've mastered the high arc.  I stasis the closest target, high arc lollipop grenade shot, and by the time the grenade lands on the target, the rest of the enemy is in the same spot, and KABLOOBIE!!  No joke, I got three kills at the same time once!  Four, if you count my teammate getting gibbed because he was standing in awe of the biotic fireworks.  

 

I don't spec into charge, because I can't not max the other powers.  Charge is kind of overrated anyway.  However, since I don't have charge, I spec into shield regen and use regen gear.  Can you say OP?  Andy Griffith sure can.

 

Try out this build sometime and then Instagram me.  EZ Credits, yo.  You may never play another character again.

 

Long live SPAM, suckaz!  

[Teabaggin Krogan]

Loool oh I'm but i can't seem to read the last post in the group page though, it keeps saying error!

[Terminator Force]

Welp it was fun while it lasted................................

 

Affirmative. Sinful enjoyed thread.

 

Sinful now worries if this T-Unit may of drawn any heat too Deckard thread of excellence, because this account is still toxic enough. Says to post less for now. I must comply.

 

 

On - topic; Sinful says he regrettably never got into Asari much. Though Justicar is his fave, because bigger spheres. Says he's more into FQE. Why he cannot join SPAM.

[ajscott819]

Loool oh I'm but i can't seem to read the last post in the group page though, it keeps saying error!

If you are using your phone try switching to the full version. The mobile site seems to get confused on the group pages.