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[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

Thank you for joining, folks!

 

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to spread SPAM as far as the brown eye can see.  There are those who dismiss the fact that the Assari are the brest (cue Karate Kid music) around, much like the foolish Turian Councilor dismissed the existence of the Rippaz.  We are here to share, educate, and devirginize those poor fools who don't know what it is truly like to embrace muthafrakkin eternity.

 

I have posted this before, long ago, but the glorious, voluptuous learning curves of the Assari remind me of that music hologram single by the popular Citadel hip hop artist, Sparky Sparks, "Are You Down With DOT?"

 

Are you down with DOT?

Yeah, you know me!

Are you down with DOT?

Yeah, you know me!

 

Girrrl, I'm feeling your biotic drift

You so fine, it's giving me increased Lift

Need a Tantalus AC for this heated situation

Unless you're coool with my excessive penetration

 

B I O T I C

You're stacked so phat, like my DOT!

B I O T I C

Don't Reave me without dat Power Amp 3

 

That was the song that played at my wedding.  My wife cosplayed as the Assari, Ereba, and I cosplayed as the poetic Krogan, Charr.  She truly was my blue rose of Illium that day.

 

If only the Quing of cosplay, Cassandra Saturn, could have attended.  S/he would have been glitorious!

 

Anyway, let's get back to SPAMming, gents!  

[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

Deckard, you're a mod now!  Ahh!  You've become your own worst enemy!

I thought it might be funronic to make you the only moderator in the group.  

[ajscott819]

Just don't man yourself.

Dammit phone! I meant ban.

[Kate Upton]

Deckard, you're a mod now! Ahh! You've become your own worst enemy!
I thought it might be funronic to make you the only moderator in the group.

if he gets to be a mod, we all get to be mods!! We will ban each other.

[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

if he gets to be a mod, we all get to be mods!! We will ban each other.

Seckzi!  It will be the biggest bangy around (ban-orgy)!  Ding dong Bangy!

 

Sorry, but there will be one mod, but I will rotate the position weekly, unless I forget, don't care, or am too lazy.

 

Speaking of rotating the position, has anyone been with a spinner?

[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

They just took down that pic I had from my xbox message from Biowaremod01

lol wow, efficient

[Kate Upton]

I tried inviting Anthony Wiener but he appears to be banned. #freeawiener

[Kate Upton]

Deckard of all people given power.....I fear of what this world will become.

I'm just glad it's not Olivia QQ Wilde otherwise we would all have to hear about 2 month old patches and live in fear of being reported.

[ajscott819]

Woohoo! Had my first post deletion. I guess the Mods are not a fan of Overload. They should post it in the useless power thread as they apparently really do not like it.

Modifié par ajscott819, 28 mai 2015 - 05:24 .

[MrsFlyingKebab]

I tried inviting Anthony Wiener but he appears to be banned. #freeawiener

 

 

I only joined so I can ask about the free wiener

 

[smeckie]

I only joined so I can ask about the free wiener
 

From what I understand is that the wiener post was there for a couple days behind a spoiler and either nobody noticed or said anything.

[smeckie]

I'm gonna chalk that up to rumor.

[MrsFlyingKebab]

 I have no idea which post you mean, or the joke, I just saw 'free wiener' and thought, yep, my kinda group.

[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

Someone should make a post called "Missing Wiener", and post a pick of that wiener on the side of a milk carton, and the milk carton is exploding from the top.

Bonus points if it's a gif, and hip hop dancers are dancing in the milk rain with Cassandra Saturn cosplaying as Ninja Stan with a ban hammer.