OP:
you do understand that these forums are monitored, right?
you do understand that you are on the website of the company which made the game, right?
you do understand that EA are a bunch of gamer hating lying bastards, right?
Well, with that said... you cannot expect but at least 10 trolls for every valid comment.
Mass Effect 2 sucks balls.
It is nothing like any other BioWare game I've ever played.
Mass Effect 2 is a stripped down, shelled out skeleton of what Mass Effect was and instead of actually adding features to Mass Effect in order to make ME2 a better game, they have removed almost all of the rpg features and are trying to cram a bunch of LOSELY CONNECTED IRRELEVANT DRIVEL OF A DIALOGUE, and pass that off as the next best thing since sliced bread.
The story does not pull me in, not even a little. In fact, it irritates me.
This game is such an utter disappointment.
Mass Effect 2 tastes like cardboard, might as well be playing The Incredible Hulk.
Gas stations in space?
I have to buy gas on an ugly 2D side scrolling map? (with the same music as ME which fit ME but completely doesn't fit in ME2)
I have to buy "probes" to shoot onto a planet in order to know what the planet is composed of?
Sorry folks, but we can scan our own planet from the stratosphere, and we could scan planets in ME, but in ME2 we have to shoot crap-tastic probes up the sphincter of EA in order to get 1 of 4 possible elements. (4 elements are all we need to travel the galaxy and save the universe, huh?)
Anyone notice how horribly ugly and uniform all of the planets have become in ME2?
In ME, scanning a planet was completely unnecessary, but I liked to do it because looking at the planets was FUN. The music was right on and the planets were artfully designed, it was dark, it was lonely, it felt like SPACE. Planets in ME2 feel like they just fell out of a god damned gumball machine.
I hate you EA. I hate you more than I hate this new diluted mass effect 2. I hope you all lose your jobs and eat dirt. Long live the pirate bay and go cuss yourselves.
Music more appropriate for ME2's 2D navigation can be found in any nintendo of america game from 1980 to 89, maybe beyond.
Stage complete screens?
What the cuss?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
Why do you want to destroy every sense of immersion I could possibly squeeze out of this game. Stage complete screens are for games like Mario Brothers. Whoever made this feature should be SHOT DEAD. It is hard enough as it is to like watered down ME2, and the stage complete screens are a constant reminder of how horribly wrong this quote unquote sequel has turned. It feels as though whoever made this game is purposefully trying to take anyone who liked ME and stab them right in the face, slap them upside the head and say:
"You liked Mass Effect, huh?
Well, ****** on you, here's Mass Effect 2.
How do you like them apples?"
Why do you hate us EA?
Why do you have to come to everything we like and ****** all over it with your watered down ****** and your anal sales expectations.
The illusive man.
The illusive man is not a name. Even in a game as disappointing as this, characters ought to have names. As ass as the name Zaeed is, it is better than "the illusive man" (voiced by none other than Martin Sheen who is a hundred and fifty years old and might as well be a bullwhip cracking me on the back, because his voice is quite distinctive and everytime he ****ing speaks all I HEAR IS THE OVAL OFFICE!)
Go to hell, you, whoever put Martin Sheen in this game, without a name. Go straight to hell and burn, slowly.
Someone somewhere, or a group of someone's somewhere have cannibalized the game Mass Effect and are prostituting its rotting corpse for $49.99 or more.
Mass Effect 2 is complete garbage. The game is obviously not done. There is a skeleton of a great BioWare game here, that is all. I've been playing the game for about 4 hours now. I had to register my complaint now because it is so irritating, that I actually waited and paid for this crap.
Never again EA, BioWare, whoever did this crap, NEVER AGAIN!
Now,
it occurs to me that some people might think I'm actually upset. Well, I don't give a rat's ass. I don't have to play Mass Effect 2. I just want to assure the OP that he is correct. This game sucks balls. This game is NOT Mass Effect 2, this is EA's Mass Effect 2.
I think that this game could have been fantastic given another 2 years development, and that is probably what would have happened had BioWare remained its own, unless they really don't give a rat's ass either anymore.
Although you are going to be swarmed by idiots and people paid to say nice things (yes, they exist and I know someone who lives in Brooklyn who does this for work, don't care if you believe me, they call themselves social engineers or some other bull**** and sit around all day long twittering and texting and emailing and such to improve the image of businesses which hire them.) - let me assure you of one thing...
This is not Mass Effect 2.