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[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

I mean, sure I'm married, but I ain't dead.

 

I've combed the beaches, the boulevards, the cul de sacs.  Heck, I've even combed the retirement homes, but I have not once found a girl with blue hair and jet black eyes with jet black sclera.  I did find a blue haired lady once, who was rather nice, over at the retirement center, but she refused to glue dismembered squid tentacles on her head and let me call her the Shadow Broker.  Old fashioned, I guess.

 

Painting my wife blue every two years when we're intimate is getting old.  Plus, it really breaks reality when I miss a spot (the eyes start to go as you get older).  Also, since the price of blue body paint has risen so much (probably due solely to my effect on the demand), I've had to start mixing water to stretch it out, and it's now diluted the color, so she looks more like Tela Vasir, and less like Aria or the Asari Councilor.  I mean Vasir is not bad, but she's no Aria, and I love breaking Aria's one rule.

 

Damn, I even sewed together different colored sheets so that our bed looks just like Omega.  It's sad to see such a dedicated investment and so much hard work go down the drain.

 

Am I alone?

 

PS. I also painted the toilet to look like the Omega Relay.  Nothing's ever come back from the Omega Relay, except for that one night I had bad Thai food.  That night, nothing really went through the Omega Relay for a while.  Pictures on Instagram.

 

[smeckie]

The crap you come up with lol.

[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

She sounds really sweet (no pun intended)!

I've never been to a gentlemen's club because I've never been a gentleman.  But this is changing my outlook!  Maybe I need to work on my manners!

 

Do any of the girls in there have blue hair?  Oh man, I just realized that blue dreadlocks could look like tentacles... OMeGa!

 

I need to find my Bob Marley CD and roam the streets again.

[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

The crap you come up with lol.

Huh?  I didn't create the Asari.  The writers did.  Are you okay, smeckie?

[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

If blue-haired chicks are your thing, then you'll possibly find hundreds of them at conventions.

Hey now.  I'm a freak, not a loser.

 

 

j/k.  I'm both.

[ClydeInTheShell]

Just whip it out and dangle it until one comes around. 

 

Worked for me.

[Jack Crapper and 69 others]

That's an excellent idea, Clyde.  To make the pot sweeter, I'll name my unit Eternity and have that tattooed along the shaft.  They can't resist embracing Eternity.

 

Does anyone know how to tattoo?

[MrsFlyingKebab]

I'm not too bad with a Sharpie..

[smeckie]

Just whip it out and dangle it until one comes around. 
 
Worked for me.

Is this how you picked up MFK?

[ClydeInTheShell]

Is this how you picked up MFK?

No, she did it to me!

[smeckie]

No, she did it to me!

It's amazing how she seen you past the Milkman, Mailman and Window washing men. You must be special.

[ClydeInTheShell]

It's amazing how she seen you past the Milkman, Mailman and Window washing men. You must be special.

Well I don't like to brag.

 

Also, you're ridiculous.

[smeckie]

Well I don't like to brag.
 
Also, you're ridiculous.

I am! Thanks babe!

[MrsFlyingKebab]

It's amazing how she seen you past the Milkman, Mailman and Window washing men. You must be special.

I can't wait for the builders to start work on the house