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Shoot her in the head

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Guest_The Man With No Name_*
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 02:53

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Playing ME3 in my own house,
It's four in the morning,
I had too much to drink,
on my host with the boys,
I creep up on a phantom,
I trigger the barrier,
now the only way to kill her,
is to shoot her in the head,

I wonder, is she the last left,
About to kill her, shot in the head,
PHANTOM.

Shoot her in the head, or die,
shoot her in the head, or stabbed,
shoot her in the head, or die,
shoor her in the head.


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Teabaggin Krogan
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 03:02

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Cobra missile, problemo solved.
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RanetheViking
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 04:12

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Play the Huntress or Collector Adept.  Dark Channel that [bleep] and "Run away!"


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Marksmad is waving goodbye
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 05:05

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Playing ME3 in my own house,
It's four in the morning,
I had too much to drink,
on my host with the boys,
I creep up on a phantom,
I trigger the barrier,
now the only way to kill her,
is to shoot her in the head,

I wonder, is she the last left,
About to kill her, shot in the head,
PHANTOM.

Shoot her in the head, or die,
shoot her in the head, or stabbed,
shoot her in the head, or die,
shoor her in the head.

Worst haiku ever.


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Tantum Dic Verbo
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 05:10

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Well, it would have been a lot cheaper than divorce...wait, what are we talking about?


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Salarian Master Race
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 06:01

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Worst haiku ever.

 

The Man With No Name

Posting his bad poetry

He is drunk again


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nat in the hat
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 06:05

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No ones gotten it yet
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Salarian Master Race
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 06:28

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There's a video I could post, but it would be a guaranteed instant ban.


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#9
nat in the hat
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 06:34

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Its not F her in the ...... Either

I know a few people who SHOULD get it

If you do get it. Dont ruin it. Just give a thumbs up and be on your way

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frank_is_crank
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 10:45

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Just give a thumbs up and be on your way

 

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NuclearTech76
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 11:23

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The last enemy must be mugged with light melee even if it's a phantom. She can only kill so many of you at one time. Is that a sword in my liver? 


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The NightMan Cometh
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 11:48

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Dark Channel or Reave specd for Barrier/Shield Piercing --F her Bubble..She gone die.


#13
Bud Halen
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 12:08

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Where's Dave?

He's gonna accuse you of'penning' another song for James & Lars...


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Kick The Chair
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 12:42

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This some ploy to drag me out of lurking... or is it for Sinful? Either way, I approve.


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Terminator Force
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 12:44

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Worst haiku ever.

 

It's a song. And Sinful says it's most excellent.


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Terminator Force
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 12:45

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Well, it would have been a lot cheaper than divorce...wait, what are we talking about?

 

Please stay on topic.


#17
Kick The Chair
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 12:49

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Where's Dave?

He's gonna accuse you of'penning' another song for James & Lars...

 

It's like you read my mind.


#18
ClydeInTheShell
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 12:57

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...............I got nothin'.


#19
nat in the hat
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 12:59

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...............I got nothin'.


Is that supposed to be new information?

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Kick The Chair
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 01:05

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...............I got nothin'.

 

^ Needs more Megadeth.


#21
Learn To Love Yourself
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 01:32

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Worst haiku ever.

It's obviously a limerick ;)


#22
Marksmad is waving goodbye
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 01:36

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It's obviously a limerick ;)

My trochee can beat up your spondee.


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#23
Bud Halen
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 01:41

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^ L2VicRattlehead

 

(ftfy)


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#24
Catastrophy
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 03:59

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It's a song. And Sinful says it's most excellent.

Who is this sinful?


#25
Learn To Love Yourself
Posté 01 juin 2015 - 04:15

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My trochee can beat up your spondee.

Sorry, but I don't swing that way.  I'm an iambic pentameter kind of a guy.  Plus, I'm married  :blush:


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