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[jones81381]

This is best read in the voice of William Shatner.

 

Roses are Red.

 

Violets... Are Blue.

 

I Have a Mother.

 

Kylie Jenner... Has Two.

[mybudgee]

I once saw a Wino eating some grapes.

I was all like "dude, you gotta wait!"

[Sion1138]

I once saw a Wino eating some grapes.

I was all like "dude, you gotta wait!"

 

A like for the Mitch.

[o Ventus]

I quickly glanced at the title and thought it said "a porn". 

[jones81381]

I quickly glanced at the title and thought it said "a porn". 

 

I can try to write a poem about porn for you. How's this?

 

Roses are Red

 

Violets are Blue.

 

The Pizza Girl Came

 

And I Did Too

[Eternal Phoenix]

Holy son, I just stumbled upon an erotic sex story about Justin fuckin gay Bieber and Selena Gomez. How did this come to be? Why?

[leighzard]

Presumably that actually happened, making it somehow less weird than erotic fanfic involving Spock and Margery Tyrell, which I can almost guarantee also exists.

Here is a haiku for your enjoyment:
Bioware Forums
What the f***ing hell is this
Screw this place right now

[jones81381]

Presumably that actually happened, making it somehow less weird than erotic fanfic involving Spock and Margery Tyrell, which I can almost guarantee also exists.

Here is a haiku for your enjoyment:
Bioware Forums
What the f***ing hell is this
Screw this place right now

 

Haikus suck. They don't usually rhyme and often times don't even make sense. But thank you for your contribution. It is the thought that counts. Also, I was happy to see the lady in your avatar getting some well deserved punishment. I am only saddened at the fact that I am sure she will get out somehow.

[o Ventus]

Haikus suck. They don't usually rhyme and often times don't even make sense. But thank you for your contribution. It is the thought that counts. Also, I was happy to see the lady in your avatar getting some well deserved punishment. I am only saddened at the fact that I am sure she will get out somehow.

Haiku aren't intended to rhyme. A good deal of poetry doesn't have to rhyme.

[Killdren88]

Ah nice. Poetry thread...let me get my hip Bongos.

[DeathScepter]

Once I met a Mitch,

He was a ******.

So my plans went off without a Hitch that was a ****** named Mitch.

 

 

 

I am sorry to all the bitches I compared Mitch too. he is not that good.

[jones81381]

There once was a man with two wives.

He liked his potatoes with chives.

He choked on a bite

His face a red hue

He coughed really hard

And in his pants he did poo.

[Voxr]

I wrote a poem. It's kind of a tragedy. Anyway here goes

 

 

Life.

[Fast Jimmy]

Once I met a Mitch,
He was a ******.
So my plans went off without a Hitch that was a ****** named Mitch.



I am sorry to all the bitches I compared Mitch too. he is not that good.

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely b!tches and ho's know I'm trying to correct this

[Fast Jimmy]

I wrote a poem. It's kind of a tragedy. Anyway here goes


Life.

[Sion1138]

Ah nice. Poetry thread...let me get my hip Bongos.

 

Pffft... Now look at hip;

 

[mybudgee]

"You live like this, sheltered, in a delicate world, and you believe you are living. Then you read a book, or take a trip... and you discover that you are not living, but that you are hibernating. The symptoms of hibernating are easily detectable: first, restlessness. The second symptom (when hibernating becomes dangerous and may degenerate into death): an absence of pleasure.

That is all. It appears like an innocuous illness. Monotony, Boredom, Death. Millions live (or die) like this without even knowing it. They work in an office, they drive a car. They picnic with their families. They raise children. Then some shock treatment occurs, a person, a book, a song and it awakens them and saves them from death.

 

Some never awaken."   - Anias Nin

[Dobbysaurus]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The BSN sucks
And so do you

[mousestalker]

BSN (a haiku)

Sociopaths rage
SJW's whine even more
I really like cats

[bEVEsthda]

We.

 

by Muhammad Ali

 

 

Also the worlds shortest poem. But I'm sure that some rapper one day will write a shorter: I.

I don't care. I like Muhammad Ali's better.

[Voxr]

A bird haiku I wrote just now. 

 

Look, see them soar high

 

Fowl in form flying over 

 

Oceans and kingdoms

[Hey]

Jake

 

Walking this road, a circuitous path

 

Covered with silence and visions of ghasts

 

Maze like in structure; where does it end?

 

Taking comfort in one furry friend

[Commander Rpg]

In Fight Club Edward Norton has mental disorders

There is no Tyler Durden

In Shutter Island Di Caprio is a mentally ill

Capable of concocting absurd plots

In Sixth Sense Bruce Willis is dead

In 12 Monkeys he's the dead

 

- Where has Bruce Willis gone? Do you know if someone's planning a film? -

 

The Others, they're the specters

What the **** did you expect after the Sixth Sense?

You know Kevin Spacey?

He's Keyser Soze in The Usual Suspects

Serial killer in Seven: Kevin Spacey

Superman's Villain: Kevin Spacey

Ordinary Decent Criminal: Kevin Spacey

 

- I got it! You don't need me stressed out!!! -

 

Saw is the corpse in the first scene

In The Da Vinci Code the Graal is the Magdalene

Blair Witch Project ain't a true thing

You decide if that's worth chilling

Marley and Me: the dog dies at the end

In Achiko the dog dies

Bruce Willis in The Jackal dies

Like cinema 'cause Hollywood's stoned

 

In Profondo Rosso the mother is the assassin

In Psycho Norman is the mother's assassin

In Sid and Nancy Sid kills Nancy

These demises always in the toilets!

American Beauty's colonel is gay

And he kills Kevin Spacey

 

If I'm annoying you skip the post and go on

Read the other stuff, skip and go on

You haven't seen Star Wars?

Cool!

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!

 

The Prestige's wizard has a twin

The Game's not a trap

It's the brother's game

The wife in the Crying Game has a penis

And Bruce Willis dies in Armageddon

 

The Passion of Christ? Gibson's retirement

The man on the cross is a robot

Does that disturb you?

I'm disturbed that Disturbia's plot is the same thing as Hitchcock's

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

You watch it backwards and it's a film like any other

 

I'm Kevin Spacey

 

("The Winner is Kevin Spacey" - 1st March 2011)